quotes from markiplier’s trouble in terrorist town gameplays. featuring quotes from mangaminx, yamimash, and others.
“ these hooligans. “
“ i appreciate you setting the ambience, but that’s a little too much smoke machine. “
“ sorry, we only take cash. “
“ i’ll have my white russian now. “
“ what the shit?! “
“ hey! hey! HEY!! “
“ well, looks like we’re all in this bowl of fish together. “
“ you bastard! you locked us in here! “
“ hey, don’t go to egypt! “
“ you gotta press these things. “
“ alright, this changes everything. “
“ i’m goin’ in! “
“ it’s just like in the movie! “
“ it’s all blocked off. “
“ oh no, we’re trapped in here! “
“ that really sounded like someone got cut in half. “
“ screw you all. “
“ oh, whoops, what did i do? “
“ they’re making magic in there. “
“ just press all the buttons and i’m sure something will work. “
“ meet me in the closet. “
“ who’s coming out of the closet, though? “
“ i see how it is! “
“ is this why you haven’t been returning my calls? “
“ we need to think of a shit name. “
“ did you say sparkle dicks? “
“ confront me about something, eh? “
“ the door closed on your head. “
“ i’m going to egypt, fuck it. “
“ i can only pay by credit card. “
“ i saw that! “
“ apparently, s/he’s back. “
“ i’m a ghost! “
“ is s/he in the closet? s/he’s in the closet. “
“ why wouldn’t you die?! “
“ just for fun, you should google __. “
“ it’s not like, awful, but it can get pretty bad. “
“ i don’t think i ever get shipped with anyone. “
“ they’re doing rude adult things, basically. “
“ i am traumatized, and i am suing all of you. “
“ you heard it here first. “
“ oh shit. oh shit. uh oh. “
“ why are there loads of dead bodies? “
“ it’s actually not me. “
“ this is the stupidest hiding spot i’ve ever seen in my life. “
“ that was my nickname in high school. “
“ i was sparkly for like, a week. “
“ i didn’t mean to do that, i’m sorry. “
“ look in my eyes and tell me. “
“ you didn’t look in my eyes! “
“ it takes a lot of power to make this thing work. “
“ fuck! fuck, no! “
“ i’m lost. “
“ uh oh. is he an alien? “
“ how do i get out of here? “
“ i can’t trust any of you. “
“ no one dare touch me, or i will blow everyone up. “
“ ooh, barrels! “
“ they’re making shitty music together. “
“ hope that hurt. “
“ oh my god, it DID hurt! “
“ i’m gonna solve this thing one way or another. “
“ stay out of my office! “
“ my innocence is pulsing. “
“ wait, how do i get out? “
“ i can’t get out! “
“ let me out! “
“ this was a bad idea, i’m sorry i suggested this! “
“ this feels like saw. “
“ let us out, you dicks. “