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Six years since I last logged in.

I have a lot of thoughts that I need to get out and I’m sick of annoying my friends so bare with.

Since I last was here I bought a house, got a dog, got engaged, got cheated on, sold the house, moved back in with my parents and kept the fucking dog because he is mine and not my shit bag exes.

Who keeps doing weird things like acting like my friends care about him or are his friends. I’ve blocked him on most things or have unfollowed him. Pretty sure this is a safe spot

Just in case it isn’t: listen here you cheating piece of shit. Go enjoy your life with your virgin home wrecker. I hope her ex takes everything. I was kinda enough to leave you with stuff from the house because I want no memory of you in my life. After all who wouldn’t want to forget a limp penis who barely lasted a minute at a time and someone who does not know how to do anything because he’s useless. In life and as a partner. Seriously all you had to do was drive. That was your responsibility in this relationship. I for some stupid reason chose to do everything else including getting your whore a job at my company. That she promptly quit because y’all decided to emotionally cheat.

Ok I’m done now.

Bye till next time.

Fuck you cameron. I hope your dick falls off and you try to super glue it back on but the glue eats your skin and gives you a rash so now you have a ken lump and a rash so no one wants to touch you.

Also it’s not normal and it doesn’t happen to everyone. Seriously. My fucking rapist lasted longer than you.

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TARAJI P. HENSON, Y’ALL

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President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

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They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

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EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

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it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

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Update on #cakegate.

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eighth generation console gaming

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staples canada I am y e l l i n g

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This shit looks like it’s made out of paper clips and fake pearls… does that scream “elegance” to anyone? Bye smh

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An introduction to Japanese dog breeds

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Proof of Time Travel

Could time travel exist? Some people believe so. Look at these images and see what you think.

1. The Chinese Swiss Watch. Back in 2008, a 400 year old tomb was opened. Archaeologists were shocked to discover this small watch among the artifacts. The back of the watch is engraved with the word “Swiss”. They have no explanation of how this modern watch came to be in an unopened 400 year old tomb.

2. Charlie Chaplin Cell Phone. Viewers watching the extras section of the 1928 Charlie Chaplin film “The Circus” noted this person seemed to be talking on a cell phone. Others have claimed it was an ear trumpet, a horned device used to help those who were hard of hearing to hear. If that’s true, skeptics argue, who would she be talking to? Why is she laughing and talking if no one is there to hear but herself?

3. 1940s Hipster. This picture was taken at a small opening event in 1941.Time travel enthusiasts were quick to point out how this man stood out. He appears to be wearing a hooded sweatshirt and printed t-shirt, and holding a modern camera.

4. Rudolph Fentz. Rudolph apparently vanished without a trace in 1876. That alone wouldn’t be enough to constitute time travel, except that he turned up again…in the 1950s. Fentz allegedly materialized in a New York street, where he was struck by a car and died. Police were baffled as to what happened, especially when they found his pockets to only hold currency from the 1800s.

5. The Man in the Book. A couple was perusing an old book store when they happened across a book with this photograph included. It shows a group from 1917, but this man sticks out. His hair is disheveled and his clothing doesn’t fit in with the time period. Also note how the man beside him his staring at him, as though he too is aware of the strangeness.