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&&. is that ( úrsula corberó )?? no, it’s just ( valentina claudia bourbon-anjou ). she is the ( crown princess ) of ( spain ). she is ( 32 ) years old and her birthday is the ( 30th ) of ( january ) which makes her a ( aquarius ). she is ( adaptable & elegant ) and ( methodical & impassive ) but, unfortunately, also ( vindictive & sanctimonious ). those traits just make her a ( ravenclaw ) and in scientific terms an ( estj-a ). she is ( straight ) and the plaza’s ( magnet ). her theme song is ( looking at me ) by ( sabrina carpenter ). her interests include ( hunting & flying planes ). she is a ( roman catholic ) and a supporter of ( partido popular ). her quirk is ( when she needs to think she has to go do something with her hands, gardening, shooting, flying, anything ) and favorite quote is ( accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines must be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the entire bottle ) by ( paulo coelho ) because ( she doesn’t have time to question if she deserves her special circumstances - she will simply continue to use every opportunity she’s afforded ). last but not least she ( does ) believe in true love.

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jinmeixu​:

“ i believe,  it’s what they call a lawn chair. ”

“A... lawn chair? ... it’s plastic.” surely no one here would have disposable patio furniture? Had it flown in with a storm? 

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“is that... a broken beach chair on the lake? cerdos“ @hshqstarters​

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“Can you hear that?” she asks him pushing herself up on her elbows, the sheet falling to expose more of her bare back.  She waits a few seconds where no sound meet her hears. As the seconds pass her smile grows larger. “Peace.” @ettoreeste​ 

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aalayncs​:

                        “    i didn’t know the programme was a charity  !    letting the riff-raff join.    you must be so relieved.    ”        ﹟    @valcntlna​.

She leaned her head to the side slightly “Of course, I’m very pro charity.” she gives the woman a smile. Which one is this one married to again? No the blonde was with Barbara. “I hope you all are enjoying playing house. You’re welcome.”

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isvbclv​:

“ you’re not supposed to guess ! christ. you don’t even need to know but the least you could do is to ridicule us at the dinner table. ” she huffed loudly — the sound was the only thing keeping her blood from boiling. “ boo-hoo. grow up. ” the excuses fell onto deaf ears. explaining her and leo… isabela refused to do it. “ you had good two months to get over the shock. you have all those fancy degrees, how the fuck didn’t you put two and two together and figure out that a whimsical surprise wedding was a  sign that it was serious ? ” 

“whimsical surprise wedding?” she can immediately tell her tone is enough to lose her whatever apology card she was trying to pull. “as opposed to where you were simply trying to make mom and dad mad again?” if this was going to shit she might as well voice her thoughts. “i’m sorry you’re right you deciding to be a romantic sounds much more likely.”

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bourbon anjous  /  @valcntlna , @inescroy , @isvbclv​

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VALENTINA BOURBON-ANJOU @ the Osmanuglu Eid Party 

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pick 3 unicorns for a threesome

“I don’t share. And if anyone tried to touch Ettore I would consider murder an acceptable reaction.”

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one public place you'd have sex?

“anywhere with just the hint of anyone could walk on us but easy enough to hide if someone did.”

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is there anything in your life that you should be letting go of ?

“nop. That would mean I was wrong.”

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ask meme 31 👪, 🧸, 🤝

[ 👪 ] what is your muse’s relationship with their parents like? was it always this way?

She gets along pretty well with both her parents, but she’s 100% a daddies girl. Half of it is cause she’s being raised by him to be queen.

[ 🧸 ] does your muse keep anything sentimental? if so, what do they keep and why?

she might still wear her christening bracelet honestly. Other than that when she’s away from Ettore she has a pic of him tapped to the inside of her notebook like a school girl.

[ 🤝 ] how does your muse approach intimacy? are they hesitant, or do they like it? what types of intimacy do they like and dislike? (ex. physical intimacy, sexual intimacy, emotional intimacy, etc.)

she’s for sure hesitant. She doesn’t really open up super easily and honestly Ettore might be the one person she met in her adult life she actually trusts. Everyone else she met in childhood and they have still to disappoint her (other than Maite that bitch <3). She had relationships and sexual encounters between Aleks (17-20) and Ettore (27ish-now) but they weren’t serious enough and she was never truly intimate with any of them. 

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ettoreeste​:

maitedobrasil​:

when the little dog escaped his collar,  she cursed her bad luck but not enough when it stopped at the feet of the san marino. great. yet, a mischief smile rose on her features when she spot his companion just a few meters behind. an opportunity she wouldn’t miss. “ ettore, isn’t it? ––– ever saw the veins of your wive’s neck pop out?” the edge lines of her smile grew further as she places a hand on his shoulder, lingering just enough. “maitê, by the way, you will understand in a second.” the outcomes of her actions never guarantee anything, but the rush of trying just anything was worth it and amusing in its own way  // @ettoreeste​ & @valcntlna

a nipping at his ankles wasn’t on ettore’s suburbia bingo card, especially when the furball belonged to maitê. he evaded conversations, even eye contact, with her as often as possible — that was easier than having to explain to his wife why he willingly spoke to maitê. “yes, yes, you are — were? close with valentina.” why was she talking about val’s neck veins? ettore had seen them pop whenever the spaniard’s temper took over, but that isn’t something he’s willing to comment on with an ex-friend. she was uncomfortably close no matter how many stumbled steps he took to create distance, and still her dog was attacking the hem of his jeans! “your dog—” @valcntlna​

She had simply wanted a nice and relaxing stroll with Ettore. It was supposed to be dinner time in Spain. And yet here she was, discussing the tax benefits of industry like it was a bomb that would go off if she didn’t decide between 27% and 28%. She hummed again as the turning of paper reached her side of the phone looking up to smile at Ettore and - Maite? What was Maite doing? “I’ll call back” she mumbles not giving them a chance to respond before she hangs up. She walks up to the two just in time for Ettore’s last words. Maite’s all over him would have bothered her so much more if Ettore was any other man. Like this she simply wanted to rip Maite’s skin off with pliers. “Come on Babe, she’s a Bitch but there’s no need to call her a dog in public.” she says showing up from behind him giving Maite a forced smile “Are you done here or would you like to be pathetic for a little longer?” she looks at the small dog bitting at Ettore and sighs picking up the animal that immediately growls at her making her hold him further out and make a face “And take your mutt with you.”

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anastazyas​:

“ NO, BUT SHE’S ADORABLE, ”   ana beams at the goat in her arms.   “ how old is she ? ”

“Uhm, three in Setember.” she tells her with a smile “I didn’t use to travel with her before, but I can’t live with her that long. Well - I’ve already been here longer than I expected. Did you know I gave Ettore a month before I left? I’ve been here since New Years.” she shakes her head “And they say he’s the whipped one? Nah that boy has me in his hand.” she shakes her head “But how are you? Give me details.”

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alekbielecki​:​

“Because I knew you’d call me that,” he jokes, a grin curving up his lips. “Is that all I get after all this time, Val? Come on.”

“no no, you get called a Cabrón cause you didn’t tell me.” she joked back shaking her head. “An Aleks who called me would get called Cabrónito.” she tells him “look up” she waits for him to look at her before waiving. “Wanna come up for a coffee? Catch up?”

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ettoreeste​:​

He chuckled softly and set his mug down to wrap his arms securely around her waist. Thirty minutes of peace. Ettore had his own meetings to attend, but the longer he was busy, the more he could avoid the inevitable. “They’re… coping, she was really shaken up.” And no one could blame her for that. “We should invite them over for dinner, I’m sure it’d be calmer than the last family dinner we went to.”

“Of course she was shaken up” she commented laying her head down on her shoulder. She laughed a little at his dig. “Que?” she starts poking his side with her finger in hope to tickle him “Are you already tired of us passionate Spaniards?” she pokes him again a smile on her face and her eyes wrinkled “To late to be scared off buddy.” she settles down against him again after a small peck on his lips. “But if you think it’s a good idea invite them over of course, something relaxed. Nat doesn’t need the extra stress right now.”

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inescroy​:

“ no, no, ” the protests come a little too instantly. “ these are fine ! ” she adores ettore, but how often does she get to see valentina without him hovering several feet away ? her palm taps against the rim of the strainer, shaking off the excess water. she transfers the berries into a bowl, and offers the first pick to her sister. “ levi has asked for my assistance with a project. the timing is awful ! i’m to schedule a meeting with the japanese crown princess but it feels incredibly insensitive to… ” what was the phrase that important people used ? “ —talk business so soon after what happened. ” 

“Good, white strawberries sounds like something just for the aesthetic that taste like shit.” she commented a smile stretched over her teeth at the end. She takes one of the berries when they’re offered bitting it off in one go. She nods at Ines “It was awful but we got them all back alright” she tells her with a softer smile now. She had been terrified when she learned Nat was in that flight. "But i’m sure Fumiko won’t take offence. Would you like me to give her a call? We haven’t spoken in years but we used to get along alright when she was dating Aslan.” she comments, taking another strawberry. “Or you could try her sister uhm... Tamiko. Depending on what Levente needs she might be able to answer and give Fumiko a break.” she continues, tapping against the counter with her finger a few times thinking of how to phrase her question “so everything's good with Levente then?” she tries for conversational. But Ettore had implanted in her mind how weird he had sounded at dinner, when she was too busy trying to dissect Leonardo.