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hun9rybug

"draw your fav character with your problems!"

on it boss 🫡🫡🫡

stealingpotatoes

i love OCs. like this is my emotional support dressup dolly that i beat the living shit out of

stealingpotatoes

actually you know what ELSE i love?? cheerleading my friends while they beat the living shit out of their beloved emotional support dressup dollies

A father and his son

Unfortunately nick lost his hat in my many moves so he bald

#aj rambles #my poor nick also was left in my car over the summer so he fused into my dashboard for a while #collectors fear people like me #not only will i take them out of their box i put them through hell #i abuse my children cuz i think its funny #call cps and see if i care. chud protective services or whatever ill leave them in ever hot car i can find

oh my god happy anniversary to mallout. I was in middle school when it started and now I am a junior in college

That's WACK I'm so sorry but also honored 😭 Congrats dawg thats awesome that you're getting thru college! I had just turned 17 right before fo4 came out and now I turned 26 and IM SCARED

#i regret not going to college but at the same time i got over 8 years subway experience so who's the chump (me)

In honor of 10 years of my au bullshit, here is a few drawings that I never planned to see the day of light from 2022-2024 when I was still learning how to draw on a mf iPad. Yall have no idea the worms that consume me

#yall lucky tumblr only lets me post 10 images or youd be getting thw mpreg #there is only one mf who ive shown this shit to and maybe a few to the discord group but i really be keeping my shit to myself lmao #im currently struggling so hard to draw and i have been for the last 2 years ((whats new i know)) but im trying !!#when i do draw this is all i fucking draw i love being undiagnosed with no health insurance haha heehee do it for the vine #//dies #my art #alexia play hot dog by limp bizkit

valencock

so @prongsied and I over a skype call made a modern AU/Mall AU for all the fallout 4 companions and I decided to share it with my Valencock skype group chat and it got 104% better so I want to share somethings we have come up with!

Deacon: bowling alley assistant, gives people bowling shoes also part time hottoppic employee. Him and John constantly are playing pranks on the rest of their friends when they are working such as: ordering the most complicated drink ever before starbucks closes and danse has the closing shift or giving him dumb names, playing whats new pussy cat on repeat over the jukebox in the bowling alley ect ect. Also rides his long bored in the mall because fuck u WEARS HEELIES AND BUCKET HATS

Maccready: wears a lot of Nike and is a fuckboi and works in the produce section of a local store. Hangs out at the Mall after work and is pals with John and Deacon. Kills it at DDR in the arcade and really likes slushies

Preston: works in a pet store. He likes helping people with animal probs, deff puppies becuase HE LOVES DOGS SM and he is employee of the month for five months. Hangs out at the mall for the food

Danse and maxson: baristas at Starbucks. Literally so salty about everything. Danse can’t pronounce venti and Maxson can’t spell names.

Piper: reporter for local paper, also updates AO3 with bad fanfictions. Stalks Nick and John to update her tumblr constantly about them. Anons always ask for updates and even tho she tries to update with news articles she can’t help but keep her followers updated.

Nick: MALL COP WITH PROSTHETIC ARM fucking realist shit right here okay he constantly is drinking coffee and taking smoke breaks. He really likes John a lot but is like too focused on work to really make a move. Constantly letting John off the hook even tho he shouldn’t lmao later on him and John date and are super cute and move in together in an apartment. Bans heelies

Hancock: hangs around food court and hits on nick and works at Spencer’s as the manager tho doesn’t really work the hours he clocks in for. Too busy hanging with Nick and Deacon. Smokes pot 24/7 also has gotten caught by nick before lmao he is the one buying nick lunch and totally is in love with him. takes him on cute dates and cooks for him

Cutie: totally works at Victoria’s Secret and studies science on her own free time. Speaks fluent french and lives alone with a cat who she loves sm

X6- arcade attendee. once played DDR for 6 hours

Cait: works selling protein power, listens to screamo and green day

They all take road trips to concerts wowe thsi was a lot have some doodles

valencock

HAPPY 10 YEARS TO THIS CRINGY ASS SHIT POST ! I can't believe this mf post is 10 years old I'm going to fire myself into the sun 😓

#on a more serious note i think its wack how i still talk to friends i made in that skype group and how theyve inspired me to keep drawing #absolutely for real tho i have a small handful of very close friends i consider family that have all somehow stemmed from this bullshit #i owe them my goddamn life #we dont even talk on the reg but yall are forever in a very special place in my gay heart #even when i was 16 and making absolute DOGSHIT ART AND CHARACTERS why did yall put up with me??????????#shoulda taken me out when yall had the chance so i didnt make 10 years of CRINGE #my ocs are older than all my irl friends kids #my coworker/roomate was gonna get me a birthday cake from the bakery(we work in a grocery store) and i was like please god no brother #i dont need to spend the rest of my career explaining my ocs to the bakery department and have them know me as That Guy™️ thanks but im good

sillyandquiteawkward

You ever think

#this spoke to me on a biblical level

softobytwt

straight up “drawing” it. and by “it” well haha. lets just say my Nothing

sosorryjack

Who else cocking they valentine rn

#i am always cranking that shit full torque #the never ending struggle 😔

sosorryjack

Merry christmas, you filthy animals + return from mental hiatus

#😍😍😍😍😍😍 BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#youre art is always so goddamn gorgeous mamma mia

underhell69

these guys have been in the back burner in my mind for the longest time

#ITS A MERRY CHRISTMAS BOYS!!¡!!!!!!!!!#THANK U OP FOR THIS ABSOLUTE GIFT !!!!!!!!!#ur style is so tasty wtf i wanna eat it

roosterm3attrash

go forth valencock nation

have a spicy drawing i got bored

#nsfw #YIPPIE!!!!! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!! HELL YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!#absolutely eating WELL right now #ur art is fantastic!!!#these old men will be the death of me!!!#anytime someone posts valencock i feel so alive like i could punch a wall rn but i also drank my first energy drink in over a year today oop

wifemoji

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

wifemoji

this was about a dog i saw inside mcdonalds but ur right . ur so right.

vampire-connoisseur

two-40-foot-slabs

laserwalnut

I NEED TO GET SAPPIER I NEED TO GET CORNIER AND CHEESIER WITH MY ART. I NEED TO DRAW STRAIGHT. GODDAMN. SLOP. THE WORLD IS CRUEL AND THIS IS ALL WE HAVE LEFT. Everybody listen to me YOU HAVE TO DRAW BULLSHIIIIUU7YTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU HAVE TO DRAW THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GIGGLE AND KICK YOUR FEET AND GALLOP AROUND YOUR HOUSE LIKE A DELIGHTED HORSE. YOU HAVE TO AND YOU MUST. I LOVE YOU

muppetshow2026

consensually ran over an emo boy and his studded belt slashed my tires fml

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