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FITZGERALD: yeah. kind of.
VALENTINA: well I guess I kinda like you too.
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WRONG TEXT ➡ FITZ
FITZGERALD: yeah. kind of.
VALENTINA: well I guess I kinda like you too.
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FITZGERALD: okay good. i like it when you get shit done.
FITZGERALD: this is why i kind of like you
VALENTINA: I always get my job done.
VALENTINA: you kind of like me? Thats good to know.
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FITZGERALD: cool. did you book my meeting for tomorrow?
FITZGERALD: if you take a day off in the future, because of a hangover, i'll be pissed off
VALENTINA: I did, yes.
VALENTINA: I wont take a day off because of a hangover. Promise.
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FITZGERALD: oh, when i have a hangover, i usually stay in bed....................
FITZGERALD: i can sit around all day, because it's my business, and i can do whatever i want
FITZGERALD: you're an employee that has a job. i wouldn't want to ruin it just because you don't want to come to work because of a hangover.
FITZGERALD: right, i got that part.
VALENTINA: and yet, I still came to work. On time. And have been to work every single day.
VALENTINA: but you proved my point, boss or not. You dont want to deal with work either when hungover.
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FITZGERALD: ............................... right
FITZGERALD: what's this about not wanting to deal with work????????????
FITZGERALD: i know for sure that is something you should't say to your boss.
FITZGERALD: maybe check out who you're texting next time, lopez. just a little tip for you~
VALENTINA: I mean its not that I dont enjoy working for you.
VALENTINA: but do you really want to work with a hangover??
VALENTINA: well it wasnt supposed to go to my boss, it was supposed to go to my friend that I was going to party with.
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FITZGERALD: ummmmmmmm
FITZGERALD: when did you get my phone number????????
FITZGERALD: and why is your name in my phone?????
FITZGERALD: this is weird.....
VALENTINA: pretty sure I have your number because I am your assistant. And kind of need it to get ahold of you.
VALENTINA: and I def gave you my number the night we ..hooked up. So really not that weird at all.
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FITZGERALD: are you really asking me that right now?
VALENTINA: uhh...oops. This was definitely A drunk text to the wrong person.
VALENTINA: please dont fire me.
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VALENTINA: I just want to get drunk tonight and not have to deal with going to work tomorrow. Is that so much to ask for?
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F2F
fitzhamilton:
I don’t know why you didn’t know me. That was quite the surprise, if I had to be honest with myself. My father has created jobs for a lot of Americans– You have a job now, so yeah. You should know who I am now. Fitzgerald Hamilton is the name, by the way.
Valentina? Yeah, there is no way I’m going to remember that. It’s too close to Valentine. Don’t get mad if I get your name wrong. We’ll see then.
I’m kind of new in town, I moved here about a month ago. I haven’t quite caught up on who is the elite around here. Well it’s nice to officially meet you Mr. Hamilton.
You can call me Val if you’d like, if that’s easier. Well, I won’t be like your other assistants.
F2F
fitzhamilton:
Believe it or not, a lot of people do know me. My family is pretty well known around here. I was hoping when I wrote that note, it’d be for someone else. Just throw it away.
I hope you don’t quit after the first day, Valentine– That’s your name, right?
I guess I am the exception. Otherwise I would have known who you were this morning. Pretty sure I was going to be using that note on someone else too but no problem.
It’s Valentina. Well I hope you don’t fire me after the first week, so I guess we will see how things go.
F2F
fitzhamilton:
Yeah– I don’t think I remember sleeping with you last night, I’m sorry.
Right. I’m sure you know how to be an assistant, right?
Then maybe you know who this guy is that wrote me this note. He said that everyone should know him.
Of course I do. It’s not that difficult.
F2F
fitzhamilton:
Eh…Yeah. Excuse me for a second–
Is that a problem, or something?
Considering I am the girl you slept with last night, it’s a little awkward.
Valentina. Your new assistant at your service. Apparently in more ways than one.
F2F
I’m sorry I late, traffic was crazy. I’m not normally this late...
Oh my god. You’re..you’re my boss?
The Morning After || F2F
fitzhamilton:
“A lot of people do that, because they are trying to forget something. Not like I care about your life story— You’re probably going down that road though.” He was guessing though. He wasn’t sure if he was right, nor did he care if he was right. Knowing this situation, he’ll probably never talk to this girl again. He has to try and follow his rules in one nights stands. It was his playbook, anyway. Even if this girl was attractive enough to have another round with. He needs to keep his life open to others. “Very professional,” He said, taking a pencil and paper out as he started to write something down her. Not his phone number of course. That would be too weird. “Give this to your boss. I’m sure he or she will understand if you’re a minute late, or something.” He signed the paper with his signature, eyebrows raised as he looked over at the female, “They’ll know who I am. Don’t look at it. I wouldn’t want you to know my name.” He laughed.
“Don’t worry. We won’t need to see each other again. The best think living in the city is that there are so many other bars out there. Irish ones, to be exact.” He started to joke with her as he didn’t really care about the bars around the city. He has his connections when it comes down hooking up with total strangers. The bar thing last night was a new deal. “No problem. I’m not used to lending shirts like this, because I usually kick the girls out of my apartment. I was just too lazy today to do it, because I have to meet an new employer today. They usually don’t last a week— This is me wishing you the best of luck on your first day at McDonalds?”
“I don’t think that was the case, but thanks for the advice anyways” she said. Not that he seemed to care about why she drank so much last night, it didn’t matter cause she ended up in his bed. While she wouldn't have minded to go another round or two with the guy, she was also partially glad she didn’t have to see him again. Valentinas eye brow arched up when he started scribbling on a piece of paper. Who even was this guy that he could sign his name on a piece of paper and get her out of trouble on her first day? Taking it from him, she stuck it in the pocket of the button down. just incase she would need it later.
Val played with the shirt, wrapping and tying it up around her dress to make it seem a little more appropriate for a work place. Giving up in the first couple of seconds, she’d fix it in the uber. “Good luck with your other bar hook ups then.” she told him, knowing that she was just another notch in his bedpost. “Well looks like we both have busy days ahead of us, so I won’t keep you any longer then I need too. Thanks.” she said and shook her head. “It’s not McDonalds, but thanks anyways for the luck I’m going to need it. Good luck with your new employee.” Val turned to walk out of the kitchen, once she knew their conversation was done and saw herself out. She had less than thirty minutes to get to her new job. Pulling out her phone and pulling up the uber app, she quickly got a car and was heading to downtown.
The Morning After || F2F
fitzhamilton:
“I think we’ve both had too much to drink, but hey, that’s most of my nights.” Fitzgerald answered honestly. He was kind of a player for those who seek out relationships– He doesn’t like commitment. He’s been through too much when it comes down to the love category. Sleeping with random strangers is something he likes. Plus, he doesn’t need to buy anyone presents on their birthday, or even remember for that matter. He’s completely fine on his own. This girl was hot though.
Fitz eyed her up and down, chuckling under his breath. He took a small sip of his coffee, “I mean, it could work. At least you’re not going naked” He implied, going back to his article that he was reading. He wasn’t the person that would lend someone a shirt of his. He wasn’t really the sharing type whatsoever, but since what the girl was doing was pretty much work related, he let it slide.
“Okay, good. I have to get to work, anyway. Last night was fun and all, but please don’t think this is ever going to happen again,” He was saying how he felt. That’s how he was. “You’re probably never going to see me again— You can also keep the shirt.”
“I drank a little more than normal last night, so that’s a thing.” she admitted, not that he really cared. He seemed like the partying type, where she was not. That had been like her first night out in over a month, and she just happen to fall into bed with a super attractive guy. She wasn’t complaining at all about it. Val couldn’t help but notice the way he looked her up and down. It was obvious anyways. “If I went naked, you think I could get some extra points with my boss? Like sorry I am late, but look how hot I am..let it slide?” She laughed and shook her head. She wasn’t that great at making jokes, and she was being very awkward in this situation.
“Yeah, I had fun last night. From what I can remember.” she said. A laugh escaped her lips when he said this wasn’t going to happen again. “Don’t worry, I don’t even really remember your name. So I didn’t think it would be happening again anytime soon.” she blurted out. If he could be so blunt, so could she. “Thanks for the shirt though, maybe it’ll class up the dress a little bit if I style it just right.” she paused. “Wow, hungover, doing the walk of shame into my new job and wearing last nights clothes..I am going to ace this first day” she chuckled. “Thanks for the night, I’ll see myself out.”
The Morning After || F2F
fitzhamilton:
Fitzgerald was someone that loved hooking up. Different people that have different area codes. He loves meeting new people. It doesn’t matter if it happened at a bar, or not, he loved sleeping with exciting people. He was never the person to settle down with anyone though. Dating is such a waste of time, which is the big reason why hooking up is his favorite hobby.
He met this girl at a bar though. The girl that slept over. Her name wasn’t really sticking. Maybe that’s for the better, because he understands that this girl will never come back in his life again. He wasn’t sad about it.
He got up from his bed. He took a shower, and dressed himself in a clean suit. He’s always in a suit, no matter what. It makes him feel more confident about himself. He made himself a cup of coffee, looking at a few things in the local newspaper. He didn’t realize the girl was still here. He’s usually the one to push her out, but he didn’t. He doesn’t understand why he didn’t.
“Oh… Hi,” He replied back to her, confused on why she was still here. “I didn’t realize one nights stands usually last longer than a night.” He smirked, laughing at his own joke, which he usually does. “Are you going somewhere? I could make you breakfast, or something…” Why was he implying that? He’s breaking his own rules when it comes down to one night stands.
Valentina laughed a bit at his joke about one night stands. She got it, she never really had one night stands stick around until morning. “I guess I just had a little too much last night and I just had to sleep it off.” she mentioned. It wasn’t exactly a lie. She hugged her arms around her body a bit, feeling a little under dressed now, considering he was fully dressed in a suit. And she was in his over sized button down.
Val was totally caught off guard when he asked if she was going somewhere and if she wanted breakfast. She wasn’t aware that guys like him made their one night stands breakfast in the morning. He didn’t seem like the type. “Yeah, actually I start my new job in like..forty five minutes. And I don’t think my dress from last night is going to cut it for the job today. But it looks like that is all I have to wear since my apartment is across town.” She paused for a moment. “I’m going to make such a great impression on my new bosses, don’t you think?” she asked and then shook her head. “But I am good on the breakfast, thanks anyways though.”