Valenti Show

Detroit’s Afternoon Drive | The Valenti Show with Mike ‘Old Man’ Valenti on 97-1 The Ticket | Weekdays 2 pm ET - 6 pm ET

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Ryder Cup 2023

The cawfee was unbelievable.

Marco Simone Golf & Country Club | Rome, Italy

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The Detroit Lions Express

All aboard the hype train! Let's get this locomotive rolling!

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Eat as many cupcakes as your little belly can hold

Jim Harbaugh | Michigan Wolverines

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Space is the place

Professor R. L. Beard, renowned cosmologist

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Woodward Dream Cruise

Look who’s strutting his stuff at my personal hell, the Woodward Dream Cruise, this weekend. Can’t decide what’s louder: those roaring engines or Jim “Cabana” Costa’s wardrobe choices. Time to put the brakes on this pollution-packed traffic nightmare. Let’s end the exhaust-filled circus.

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Jim Harbaugh's suspension is not about cheeseburgers, it's about arrogance. He bends rules, avoids accountability, and the University lets him. NCAA nailed him with 4-game suspension. Just own it, Wolverines. You're not above others.

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The Harbaugh suspension saga continues to unfold in all its absurdity. The NCAA’s rejection of the plea deal is a testament to the personal tensions at play. Harbaugh’s lack of candor, the PR puppetry, and the cheeseburger narrative control tactics are laughable. Amid this circus, the school’s accountability deficit is glaring.

Speculation swirls around Harbaugh’s intentions, with hints at NFL aspirations for 2024. Michigan’s football prowess is undeniable, but a decline might be on the horizon given impending losses. The NCAA’s stand feels like their last stand, driven by their disdain for Harbaugh’s confrontational stance and media manipulations. The lack of honesty and accountability within Michigan’s handling of the situation only adds to the spectacle, making this entire affair a farce that defies rational explanation.

"Don't get bitter, get better." —Jim Harbaugh

"Hey there, kiddos! Coach Harbs here. Don't get bitter, get better." What on Earth are we witnessing here? They've got a damn fine football team, but this guy's on another planet. if you wanted proof that Harbaugh's not in on this three-game suspension, his separate statement sounds like something out of the Mrs. Doubtfire mailbag. Give me a break.

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Mel Tucker’s career hinges on this season. Sticking with questionable coordinators, QB competition, and clock management issues—all spotlighted. Recruit, revamp, or face embarrassment. Anything less than eight wins won’t cut it. It’s put-up or shut-up time, a crucial year for Tuck.

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The countdown to college football season means it’s time for Rico Beard to do what he does best—gather receipts.

THIS IS THE YEAR… ◽️ Jimbo Fisher gets it right ◽️ Texas is back ◽️ Alabama stinks

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Balenciaga ⨯ David Hull

Tangerine Dream / BOOTH

“Blessed are the fashionably-dressed for they shall inherit the runway.” —David “Jazzy Cat” Hull

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JG16—tiny hands, BIG drip

Jared Goff, quarterback of the Detroit Lions

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Dolce & Gabbana ⨯ Jim Costa

With this collection, Dolce & Gabbana pays homage to the beauty and spirit of Hawaii, while Costa effortlessly embodies the essence of his Cabanaville style, merging sophistication with the vibrant and carefree allure of the tropical paradise.

Prepare to be blown away by Jim Costa’s Cabana-inspired ensemble that exudes effortless coolness and tropical charm. Dressed in a Dolce & Gabbana masterpiece, Jim embodies the essence of island chic with his vibrant Hawaiian shirt featuring bold floral prints in an array of vibrant colors. The relaxed fit and lightweight fabric add a touch of casual elegance, perfectly complemented by tailored white linen pants that evoke the essence of laid-back luxury.

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Michigan at Michigan State (2023)

Don't be there. It's going to be the most hostile environment this rivalry has ever had. It will be a tinder box. If I were a Michigan fan, I would never be at that game. Because there are decent odds that you'll be eating a battery.

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Saratoga (2023)

Look at my beautiful, black horse!

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In Tempest’s Grasp

our ship falters. Defeat’s winds and disappointment’s waves crash upon our hopes. With heavy heart, I accept our shattered dreams. The division conquered proved a formidable challenge, and our aspirations sink. As captain, I humbly face the bitter truth. No more victorious destiny, but lessons for resilience. Farewell, Tigers.

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Jerk It Out

Here, I’m a giant, stupid, bearded wind-up toy. You call up! Tell me how I can arouse you!

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The Prophet in Plaid

Sometimes, I amaze even myself. Let thy be your shepherd.

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The GEE-MEN!

Former NFL offensive lineman TJ Lang (left) pays a visit to his friend, Gee the Whale (right), who was rejected as the New York Giants mascot.