[valermemea]

what the fuck's a bentley

new kid. dad saved him from the wizard 

~Valeria

[valermemea]

Hey

Hi

[valermemea]

Attention loosers, this is your god speaking. I have taken over this account. From now on, I am in charge

-Bentley

[falconmemes]

Hi Bentley! Nice to meet you!

[valermemea]

Ah yes, the falcon. You will inform your companions of my place as your new ruler.

-Bentley

[falconmemes]

*chuckles* I sure will. Would you like to join the rest of us for pizza?

[valermemea]

…I want my own pizza

-Bentley

[falconmemes]

We all get our own pizzas!

[deadmemepool]

Where is this why wasn’t I invited

[valermemea]

I want him there ^^^

-Bentley

[valermemea]

Attention loosers, this is your god speaking. I have taken over this account. From now on, I am in charge

-Bentley

[falconmemes]

Hi Bentley! Nice to meet you!

[valermemea]

Ah yes, the falcon. You will inform your companions of my place as your new ruler.

-Bentley

[falconmemes]

*chuckles* I sure will. Would you like to join the rest of us for pizza?

[valermemea]

…I want my own pizza

-Bentley

[falconmemes]

We all get our own pizzas!

[valermemea]

No vegetables

-Bentley

[valermemea]

Attention loosers, this is your god speaking. I have taken over this account. From now on, I am in charge

-Bentley

[falconmemes]

Hi Bentley! Nice to meet you!

[valermemea]

Ah yes, the falcon. You will inform your companions of my place as your new ruler.

-Bentley

[falconmemes]

*chuckles* I sure will. Would you like to join the rest of us for pizza?

[valermemea]

...I want my own pizza

-Bentley

[valermemea]

Attention loosers, this is your god speaking. I have taken over this account. From now on, I am in charge

-Bentley

[falconmemes]

Hi Bentley! Nice to meet you!

[valermemea]

Ah yes, the falcon. You will inform your companions of my place as your new ruler.

-Bentley

[valermemea]

Attention loosers, this is your god speaking. I have taken over this account. From now on, I am in charge

-Bentley

[valermemea]

One of my headcanons for val is that she is basically just the human equivalent of that vine where the little girl is wearing a blue princess costume and she does a kick flip on a skate boards. accurate?

(( I haven't seen that vine but that sounds about right

[pepmeme-potts]

Jello party via face time!

@valermemea @sifladyofmemes @memehill @falconmemes All my favorite kiddos come make jello with me! And of course, if you love jello, you are also invited!

[valermemea]

Mom says I have to bring Bentley

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

your brats blocked me >: ( ~Valeria

Maybe it’s because you’re a bully and they don’t like you.

[valermemea]

i was /going/ to apologize, but it seems they have no plans of making emends.

[pepmeme-potts]

Val, do you wanna come over and help make some jello? You can pick the flavors and everything!!

[valermemea]

I'll need to ask my mom.

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

your brats blocked me >: ( ~Valeria

Maybe it’s because you’re a bully and they don’t like you.

[valermemea]

i was /going/ to apologize, but it seems they have no plans of making emends.

[memehill]

Why don’t you go hang with Hector and John, hon.

[falconmemes]

Our kids already think you and your brothers are great!

[valermemea]

Thank you~~~ I need to introduce everybody to Bentley, he's new

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

your brats blocked me >: ( ~Valeria

Maybe it’s because you’re a bully and they don’t like you.

[valermemea]

i was /going/ to apologize, but it seems they have no plans of making emends.

[sirobvious]

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

[tacoabel]

[shitpost-senpai]

[victor-lord-of-memes-blog]

I have been away on a quest.

It has been…. enlightening 

[valermemea]

Did you get me anything?

[memevisible-woman]

Are you adopting anyone else?

I’d have to discuss with Reed (and my current kids) but I’m totally up to adopt more people! And even if I can’t adopt you, I bet I can totally find someone else among our extended family and friends who will take people in!

[valermemea]

mother please

[memevisible-woman]

Can... U and Reed adopt me... Pls...

Well, two questions. 1) you’re not out to kill us are you? 2) Which bedroom would you like?

Reed we have a new kid!

[reedrichardsmeme]

great! it also seems that now would be a good time to tell you about this nice boy named bentley-23 i stole from the wizard 

[valermemea]

im not sharing my room

[victor-lord-of-memes-blog]

Decisions, decisions.

What to say, what to do.

How much is too much?

How little is too little?

Decisions, decisions. 

[meme-intern-of-shield]

Even if you said nothing it would be too much.

[victor-lord-of-memes-blog]

I would not be so sure

[meme-intern-of-shield]

You. A cactus. Fornicate.

[victor-lord-of-memes-blog]

I do not think so

[valermemea]

of course