Of Breath and Sickfires

Your name is TAVROS NITRAM and you are currently 9 sweeps old. The game SGRUB is over, and last you recall you were very much dead. By some twist of fate you have been revived. [[Rp account for post SGRUB Tavros Nitram. Most conversations will be conducted as though they are online unless otherwise approved or stated. I track the tag: valiantpage ]]

[valiantpage-blog]

> An unmarked package arrives with these abominations. 

You’re putting them on immediately. 

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stonermadoka replied to your post: “i CAN’T BELIEVE i FORGOT, mY OWN WRIGGLING DAY, ”:

wtf! congrats... want me to get'cha a party hat?

i’M NOT ONE TO TURN DOWN A PARTY HAT, fROM A FRIEND, 

oR FROM ANYONE, bECAUSE, tHOSE ARE THINGS THAT i LIKE, 

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gratuitouscoloring replied to your post: “jUST AS AN UPDATE, fOR ANYONE THAT’S CURIOUS,  i’M NOT VERY SHY, ”:

SOURC3??

mE,

[valiantpage-blog]

i CAN’T BELIEVE i FORGOT, mY OWN WRIGGLING DAY, 

[valiantpage-blog]

jUST AS AN UPDATE, fOR ANYONE THAT’S CURIOUS,  i’M NOT VERY SHY, 

[gratuitouscoloring]

TH4NK YOU T4VROS W3 COULDNT H4V3 DON3 1T W1THOUT YOU

[ahabsiconoclast]

tavv is the real hero

[valiantpage-blog]

tHIS IS, tHE ROLE i ALWAYS WANTED, iN THE STORY, 

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wHAT IS GOING ON? 

[meddlingfashionista]

Why Were There So Many Potatoes Then

Were You In Idaho

Or Perhaps A Planet Populated By Mostly Potatoes

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i DON’T KNOW THE QUANTITY OF POTATOES, oR WHERE THEY WERE AND THEIR RELATION TO THIS LAND OF iDAHO, oF WHICH i KNOW NOTHING, 

bUT, tHERE WERE POTATOES AT ONE POINT, aND i REMEMBER, tHAT i ATE SOME, 

[meddlingfashionista]

I Mean Perhaps They Were Potatoes In The Form Of Curly Fries Or Poutine

I Hear Those Are Exciting

[valiantpage-blog]

iF YOU WERE STARVING, aND YOU FOUND SUSTENANCE, tHEN YES, i CAN SEE THAT POTENTIALLY, 

bUT, i DON’T THINK i WAS AT THAT POINT, aND THEY WERE JUST POTATOES, bEING POTATOES, 

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meddlingfashionista replied to your post:wHERE HAVE i BEEN? i WISH i COULD ANSWER THAT...

Where The Potatoes Exciting

wELL, iT WAS POTATOES, sO PROBABLY NOT, 

[valiantpage-blog]

wHERE HAVE i BEEN?

i WISH i COULD ANSWER THAT QUESTION, iT WAS, mOSTLY A BLUR, 

bUT, tHERE WAS SOME TRAVELING INVOLVED, aND POTATOES, 

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oH WOW, tHANKS TUMBLR, fOR MAKING THINGS HAVE LESS SENSE THAN THEY DID, 

tHIS IS REALLY CONFUSING, aND PRETTY LAME, 

[huntingforsanity]

it’s gone too far    

[officialwhitegirls]

i have seen hell with my own two eyes

[gratuitouscoloring]

1 SUPPOS3 1TS LUCKY TH4T T4VROS L1V3S W1TH US NOW B3C4US3 *SOM3* P3OPL3 K33P 4DOPT1NG P3TS TH4T TH3Y DONT N33D 4ND T4VROS JUST N4TUR4LLY CORR4LS TH3M 4ND T4K3S C4R3 OF TH3M 1ND3F1N1T3LY

[valiantpage-blog]

yES, i PRACTICALLY, rUN MY OWN BUSINESS AT THIS POINT, 

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olivecatnip replied to your post: “i DON’T CARE, wHAT ANY OF YOU THINK OF ME AFTER THIS DISCOVERY,  i...”:

:33 < would you say you lost your footing?

sTOP, 

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carcinogenicgallantry replied to your post: “i DON’T CARE, wHAT ANY OF YOU THINK OF ME AFTER THIS DISCOVERY,  i...”: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.    indigenceinexcusable replied to your post: “i DON’T CARE, wHAT ANY OF YOU THINK OF ME AFTER THIS DISCOVERY,  i...”:

D --> How

tO BE PERFECTLY FAIR, i DO WEAR SANDALS, 

[valiantpage-blog]

i DON'T CARE, wHAT ANY OF YOU THINK OF ME AFTER THIS DISCOVERY, 

i WAS OFF BY, hALF A FOOT,