wwelcome to my twwisted mind

the names eridan and tumblr deleted my blog because i got too fuckin famous im like ten swweeps old or somethin and enjoy many things such as goin on important questly journeys and bein better than you if youre goin to ask me about the shrek thing...

[vvampora]

alright ivve acknowledged the one bulgegargler i still hold vvague fondness for upon this site so id best be makin my farewwells noww

[ahabsiconoclast]

awwww thanks

[ahabsiconoclast]

ON MY WAY TO KILL YOu FOR REAL THIS TIME.

ok im wwaitin

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3R1D4N D13D ON TH3 TO1L3T L1K3 3LV1S

[ahabsiconoclast]

somebody blaze this post

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STOP SP3ND1NG OUR MON3Y ON PROMOT1ON4L M4T3R14L

[ahabsiconoclast]

 im spendin our followwers money

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3R1D4N D13D ON TH3 TO1L3T L1K3 3LV1S

[ahabsiconoclast]

somebody blaze this post

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DONT T3LL 3R1D4N TH3 B4BYS1TT3RS D34D

[ahabsiconoclast]

wwait wwhat

[ahabsiconoclast]

dont fuckin wworry about it apparently they aint evven ACTIVVE anymore

[ahabsiconoclast]

I CAN'T LOG INTO MY STuPID BLOG BuT DON'T THINK I AM BLIND TO YOuR ACTIVITY. I'M NOT BLIND. YOu AREN'T SNEAKY. I WILL KILL YOu.

wwho is this

[vvampora]

hey ahabs i dont care if youre fuckin dead or long gone or wwhatevver the fact that youvve associated the ‘eridan ampora’ name wwith the ‘shrek’ name is somethin im nevver goin to let you livve dowwn

[ahabsiconoclast]

this is the exact type a hostility and threatenin behavvior from the wwoke liberal media that inspired my hiatus

[gho2ty]

@ahabsiconoclast:

im not back bein back isnt cool im dippin my toes in

ii diidnt once 2ay anythiing about thii2 beiing cool. thii2 ii2 funny becau2e of how uncool iit ii2, actually. welcome two hell, welcome two hell. etc etc. iit2 a lot quiieter nowaday2.

wwait wwho the fuck has been impersonatin me durin my time of immense inner growwth and healin (after bein unlawwfully cancelled for havvin too many followwers on tumblr)

2o many eriidan2 wanted iin on the brand. 2o many. congrat2 on the iinner growth, 2orry iit2 led you back two loggiing iin on here though.

[ahabsiconoclast]

hold on it is actually kinda cool though just wwith howw im doin it like puttin my  wwacky spin on it and stuff

wwait are you tellin me i had a BRAND to steal wwhat brand shrek???????? bein sexy???????? fuckin people that arent sols and kars????????

wwhen i died on the toilet i mean wwent offline for a wwhile i mean got cancelled i figured it wwas about time my era had passed an all old hat etc etc point me to these fuckin imposters so i can fight em 

[ahabsiconoclast]

dont tel ter or umb im on here i swwear to god

[ahabsiconoclast]

theyll kill me

[ahabsiconoclast]

dont tel ter or umb im on here i swwear to god

[ahabsiconoclast]

i forgot i havve a hook for a hand noww apparently

evver since elon took ovver this wwebsites gone to shit 

[ahabsiconoclast]

are you fuckin kiddin me

its been four fuckin years and these are the only messages anyone sent me

im not evven mad that none a my friends wwrote in or anythin but this is a frankly fuckin shamefully loww amount a bots in my inbox 

twwo

fuckin TWWO

wwhen i ran this place these bots wwould be barkin at the front door for a fuckin CHANCE at gettin me to read some a their cyber-burlesque poetry

[ahabsiconoclast]

is no one else around anymore

thats wwhat i expected i suppose

maybe i oughta reach out to one a my twwo remainin fans for convversation after all

cause at least these ladies havve some sense a common LOYALTY

[ahabsiconoclast]

are you fuckin kiddin me

its been four fuckin years and these are the only messages anyone sent me

im not evven mad that none a my friends wwrote in or anythin but this is a frankly fuckin shamefully loww amount a bots in my inbox 

twwo

fuckin TWWO

wwhen i ran this place these bots wwould be barkin at the front door for a fuckin CHANCE at gettin me to read some a their cyber-burlesque poetry

[ahabsiconoclast]

the wwoke liberal media cancelled me for not havvin enough followwers and im finally gonna break my silence

[ahabsiconoclast]

3R1D4N 1S NOT D34D

[ahabsiconoclast]

boww wwoww wwoww yippee yo yippee yay