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@valkrose-osha
Hello everyone! My names Valkrose, although you can just call me Valk!
Ooc: Valk uses she/it pronouns, and exists in the world of Minecraft, so there’ll be references to the game on here.
It owns two pet axolotls (because I say so) and she has a memory reset every time an MC update happens irl! (So there’ll be a reset soon)
Can we put all the osha parody blogs in the plinko (you can probably just use an osha logo for that one)
I think so, but as I said, I'm not the head of the team
ITS TOME FOR SOME OSHA BIOLATIONS
crying
screaming
Valk, update came out today!
Uh, who are you? Also how do you know my name?
Uh? Jackie? the girl who gave you a totem of undying
I have no idea who you are. Also...
[She opens her inventory]
Ok so it appears that I do have a totem of undying, but I most likely got that myself because I'm fucking cracked
I have. thousands of totems
I mean I have a bunch more in a shulker back at my base. I just don't cheat :)
And grinding for them isn't my favorite activity.
I don't either. really good afk farm
huh nice.
I'd love to see it sometime. I suck at building farms and shit though.
Anyways, did you like. lose your memory or something
No, I don't think so.
You may just be unmemorable.
Yeah, okay
but do you remember getting here?
Uh yeah of course.
[She's obviously lying]
Then how'd you get here?
...I walked in. Duh.
How'd you get to osha?
Cause this sure as hell isn't Minecraft
A *cough* a creeper blew me up along with my bed and I spawned here for some reason.
Probably a glitch but I'm here now.
Yeah?
[she clearly doesn't believe her]
mhm yup! [she refuses to admit that she lied and so she digs herself in deeper]
... it was extremely obvious you were lying
I'mnotlyingI'veneverliedinmyentirelife.
[She says all this extremely quickly]
that was incomprehensible
[She takes a deep breath and speaks slower]
I'm not lying. That did really happen.
Valk, update came out today!
Uh, who are you? Also how do you know my name?
Uh? Jackie? the girl who gave you a totem of undying
I have no idea who you are. Also...
[She opens her inventory]
Ok so it appears that I do have a totem of undying, but I most likely got that myself because I'm fucking cracked
I have. thousands of totems
I mean I have a bunch more in a shulker back at my base. I just don't cheat :)
And grinding for them isn't my favorite activity.
I don't either. really good afk farm
huh nice.
I'd love to see it sometime. I suck at building farms and shit though.
Anyways, did you like. lose your memory or something
No, I don't think so.
You may just be unmemorable.
Yeah, okay
but do you remember getting here?
Uh yeah of course.
[She's obviously lying]
Then how'd you get here?
...I walked in. Duh.
How'd you get to osha?
Cause this sure as hell isn't Minecraft
A *cough* a creeper blew me up along with my bed and I spawned here for some reason.
Probably a glitch but I'm here now.
Yeah?
[she clearly doesn't believe her]
mhm yup! [she refuses to admit that she lied and so she digs herself in deeper]
... it was extremely obvious you were lying
I'mnotlyingI'veneverliedinmyentirelife.
[She says all this extremely quickly]
Valk, update came out today!
Uh, who are you? Also how do you know my name?
Uh? Jackie? the girl who gave you a totem of undying
I have no idea who you are. Also...
[She opens her inventory]
Ok so it appears that I do have a totem of undying, but I most likely got that myself because I'm fucking cracked
I have. thousands of totems
I mean I have a bunch more in a shulker back at my base. I just don't cheat :)
And grinding for them isn't my favorite activity.
I don't either. really good afk farm
huh nice.
I'd love to see it sometime. I suck at building farms and shit though.
Anyways, did you like. lose your memory or something
No, I don't think so.
You may just be unmemorable.
Yeah, okay
but do you remember getting here?
Uh yeah of course.
[She's obviously lying]
Then how'd you get here?
...I walked in. Duh.
How'd you get to osha?
Cause this sure as hell isn't Minecraft
A *cough* a creeper blew me up along with my bed and I spawned here for some reason.
Probably a glitch but I'm here now.
Yeah?
[she clearly doesn't believe her]
mhm yup! [she refuses to admit that she lied and so she digs herself in deeper]
Valk, update came out today!
Uh, who are you? Also how do you know my name?
Uh? Jackie? the girl who gave you a totem of undying
I have no idea who you are. Also...
[She opens her inventory]
Ok so it appears that I do have a totem of undying, but I most likely got that myself because I'm fucking cracked
I have. thousands of totems
I mean I have a bunch more in a shulker back at my base. I just don't cheat :)
And grinding for them isn't my favorite activity.
I don't either. really good afk farm
huh nice.
I'd love to see it sometime. I suck at building farms and shit though.
Anyways, did you like. lose your memory or something
No, I don't think so.
You may just be unmemorable.
Yeah, okay
but do you remember getting here?
Uh yeah of course.
[She's obviously lying]
Then how'd you get here?
...I walked in. Duh.
How'd you get to osha?
Cause this sure as hell isn't Minecraft
A *cough* a creeper blew me up along with my bed and I spawned here for some reason.
Probably a glitch but I'm here now.
Valk, update came out today!
Uh, who are you? Also how do you know my name?
Uh? Jackie? the girl who gave you a totem of undying
I have no idea who you are. Also...
[She opens her inventory]
Ok so it appears that I do have a totem of undying, but I most likely got that myself because I'm fucking cracked
I have. thousands of totems
I mean I have a bunch more in a shulker back at my base. I just don't cheat :)
And grinding for them isn't my favorite activity.
I don't either. really good afk farm
huh nice.
I'd love to see it sometime. I suck at building farms and shit though.
Anyways, did you like. lose your memory or something
No, I don't think so.
You may just be unmemorable.
Yeah, okay
but do you remember getting here?
Uh yeah of course.
[She's obviously lying]
Then how'd you get here?
...I walked in. Duh.
Valk, update came out today!
Uh, who are you? Also how do you know my name?
Uh? Jackie? the girl who gave you a totem of undying
I have no idea who you are. Also...
[She opens her inventory]
Ok so it appears that I do have a totem of undying, but I most likely got that myself because I'm fucking cracked
I have. thousands of totems
I mean I have a bunch more in a shulker back at my base. I just don't cheat :)
And grinding for them isn't my favorite activity.
I don't either. really good afk farm
huh nice.
I'd love to see it sometime. I suck at building farms and shit though.
Anyways, did you like. lose your memory or something
No, I don't think so.
You may just be unmemorable.
Yeah, okay
but do you remember getting here?
Uh yeah of course.
[She's obviously lying]
Valk, update came out today!
Uh, who are you? Also how do you know my name?
Uh? Jackie? the girl who gave you a totem of undying
I have no idea who you are. Also...
[She opens her inventory]
Ok so it appears that I do have a totem of undying, but I most likely got that myself because I'm fucking cracked
I have. thousands of totems
I mean I have a bunch more in a shulker back at my base. I just don't cheat :)
And grinding for them isn't my favorite activity.
I don't either. really good afk farm
huh nice.
I'd love to see it sometime. I suck at building farms and shit though.
Anyways, did you like. lose your memory or something
No, I don't think so.
You may just be unmemorable.
Valk, update came out today!
Uh, who are you? Also how do you know my name?
Uh? Jackie? the girl who gave you a totem of undying
I have no idea who you are. Also...
[She opens her inventory]
Ok so it appears that I do have a totem of undying, but I most likely got that myself because I'm fucking cracked
I have. thousands of totems
I mean I have a bunch more in a shulker back at my base. I just don't cheat :)
And grinding for them isn't my favorite activity.
I don't either. really good afk farm
huh nice.
I'd love to see it sometime. I suck at building farms and shit though.
Valk, update came out today!
Uh, who are you? Also how do you know my name?
Uh? Jackie? the girl who gave you a totem of undying
I have no idea who you are. Also...
[She opens her inventory]
Ok so it appears that I do have a totem of undying, but I most likely got that myself because I'm fucking cracked
I have. thousands of totems
I mean I have a bunch more in a shulker back at my base. I just don't cheat :)
And grinding for them isn't my favorite activity.
Valk, update came out today!
Uh, who are you? Also how do you know my name?
Uh? Jackie? the girl who gave you a totem of undying
I have no idea who you are. Also...
[She opens her inventory]
Ok so it appears that I do have a totem of undying, but I most likely got that myself because I'm fucking cracked
Valk, update came out today!
Uh, who are you? Also how do you know my name?
Hey Valk, how've you been?
Oh hello!! I've been doing good! How are you? Also what's your name? I don't think I've met you before!
Oh, it's Jackie, met you when you first got here
Oh strange! I don't remember you.
So, what're you doing here?
I'm just checking in on you, it can be a little confusing being here at first sometimes
By the way, did you know there's an update to our source game in 2 days?
Oh really? That'll be cool! I can't wait for all the new stuff!
Yeah, apparently caves are gonna get 60 blocks deeper.
Oh really? I also heard somewhere that there's gonna be some new mobs! A 'warden' I think it was called.
Hey Valk, how've you been?
Oh hello!! I've been doing good! How are you? Also what's your name? I don't think I've met you before!
Oh, it's Jackie, met you when you first got here
Oh strange! I don't remember you.
So, what're you doing here?
I'm just checking in on you, it can be a little confusing being here at first sometimes
By the way, did you know there's an update to our source game in 2 days?
Oh really? That'll be cool! I can't wait for all the new stuff!
Hey Valk, how've you been?
Oh hello!! I've been doing good! How are you? Also what's your name? I don't think I've met you before!
Oh, it's Jackie, met you when you first got here
Oh strange! I don't remember you.
So, what're you doing here?
Hey Valk, how've you been?
Oh hello!! I've been doing good! How are you? Also what's your name? I don't think I've met you before!
