i just like the very common “guy with messy hair x worst person imaginable” trope, okay??
i’m totally normal about it 😤
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@valkyrie-chemist
i just like the very common “guy with messy hair x worst person imaginable” trope, okay??
i’m totally normal about it 😤
yeah im y4y. ya know? yap for yap?? yapper for yapper?? we never shut up??
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
Hallmark Holiday, tomarrymort-style~
(Credit for the lovely graphic goes to the wonderful @chaos-bear~)
This year's holiday fest for the soon-to-be-defunct @exquisitetomarrymortcorpse server had a hammy Christmas twist! Check out the whole AO3 collection at A Corpse Hallmark Holiday, or find the individual fics linked below. Thank you so much to everyone who participated, you're awesome! ( ˘ ³˘)♥( ˘ ³˘)♥( ˘ ³˘)♥
home renovation by @aitafrog
written for the prompt: a home renovation unearths secrets
Taboo by @truestgold
Prompt: "Voldemort hates christmas, a powerful wizard like him can erase the whole day from existance. Easy peasy."
HIS MAJESTY MARRIES MAFIOSO by @curioushabitforarivergod
Daily Prophet's own Rita Skeeter has the exclusive report on King Harry's marriage to Tom Riddle. How did they meet? Is Tom Riddle a secret gang leader? Find out on page two and three!
Christmas at the Ivory Flour by @valkyrie-chemist
“City-slicker.”
“Country-bumpkin.”
“God, we’re a fucking Hallmark movie waiting to happen,” Harry snorted.
“Don’t even joke,” Tom said, shaking his head. “Have you seen what happens to the poor finance fiancés in these things?” Harry burst out laughing. “You’ll be fine,” Tom continued, “You’re the irresistible, messy baker who—”
“Irresistible?” Harry interrupted with a smirk.
“I said what I said,” Tom replied smoothly.
~OR~
Trust-shy Harry runs the local bakery and has a spare room; city slicker Tom gets snowed in and there's nowhere else to stay
Truth, Lies, and Snowstorms by @chaos-bear
A winter storm, a mountain road, and one unexpected detour can change everything. Sometimes love arrives quietly, and sometimes it crashes off the highway and right into your life.
I found an injured mob boss in a Harrods changing room and now he wants to date me?! by @theonceandfuturequeenoftarts
Harry doesn't want to be at Harrods in the first place, but Hermione is extremely pregnant and asked him to pick up a gift for her, and he's a good friend (and also a little terrified of her). Then he gets locked in.
And then he finds a man bleeding in the changing rooms.
blood coffee (just how you like it) by @blackseatwenty
Detective Harry Potter is exhausted and fed up. His department doubts him, his superiors look for excuses to remove him, and the serial killer- Lord Voldemort- remains uncaught.
The only comfort he has is his favourite coffee shop, Dark Arts Brew and it's owner, Tom Riddle.
careful what you wish for by @known-concepts
Harry's twenty-first year approaches, and with it, the expectation for him to preside over the annual winter festival for the first time. As a royal, he has certain duties he must undertake for the sake of his people, he knows this, but he can't help but feel as if they're going about it all wrong.
After an argument with his parents, a wish upon the stars, and a failed assassination attempt, Harry finds that no one remembers him, that there is no record of a crown prince at all.
Until he meets Tom.
Gingerbread Love by @ellias-elliott
Tom Riddle decides to go back to his birthtown at his best friend, Abraxas' ask. He ends up participating in a gingerbread tournment, one of his strongest competitors being Potter's Perfect Pastries. When one of the biggest gingerbread factories joins in to take away Tom's win, he decides to disqualify them from the event using totally moral and legal methods.
or
Tom really wants to win so he kills someone and blames it on someone else. Harry finds out.
home renovation | 1555 words
a tomarry gift for the wonderful @valkyrie-chemist for @exquisitetomarrymortcorpse's hallmark holiday fest🎅🎄🎁
written for the prompt: a home renovation unearths secrets
THIS IS SO SO GOOD AHHH!!!! “the man wasnt qualified enough to lead a book club, let alone all of England’s magical population” PLEASE im deaddd
Thank youu Froggyyy 🥹🥹 I love itt
do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question
by - Chaos_Bear, curioushabitforarivergod, eleven_eaves, frogsaswell, Lytri, TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts, tommarvoloriddlesdiary, valkyrie_chemist
Chapters: 13/13 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Muggle, Musician Harry Potter, Actor Tom Riddle, Social Media, POV Outsider, Multimedia, Fanart, Podcast, Mistaken for Being in a Relationship, a love letter to lettie
Summary:
Social media goes wild when a break-up between musician Harry Potter and actor Tom Riddle is revealed.
But were they actually ever together, or is it just the latest fixation of a delusional internet?
a/n: this was so much fun to make - happy birthday to our most darling and lovely and wonderful @known-concepts! lettie 😭 i hope you have the bestest fandom birthday ever 😭 written by the talented: @chaos-bear, @curioushabitforarivergod, @cindle-writes, @aitafrog, @floatingdandelionseeds, @theonceandfuturequeenoftarts, @valkyrie-chemist, and somehow little ol’ me 🥹
This is a slow fandom zone
None of that "Oh no they bomb-dropped all the episodes in a week 1 month ago, I'm late!" "The tag hasn't been active all week is the fandom dead?" "I only got a hundred shares the first hour no one cares about my art"
Slow down
Take a deep breath and slow down
Fandom is YOU. And me and everyone. If we doodle stick figures for a show that ended 30 years ago we aren't "late" or "doing too little", we're playing dolls in our own time and having fun with works of art that mean a lot to us
You can literally watch and engage with something that aired in 2004 as if it aired yesterday
If the tag hasn't been active for 14 months guess what? If YOU post there, it isn't dead. Literally you can talk about anything you want whenever you want there is no weird law against watching things that people aren't actively talk about
Let's be deranged about stories together
What's one fantasy species you'd love to get into your totally non-existent underground laboratory? For purposes.
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT—
Um, a boggart
each drop would prove a crocodile
A character study ficlet for @valkyrie-chemist in honour of their first Purge ˖⁺‧₊˚✦ Prompt: alligator (or crocodile, in this case) tears
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Tom learns early that tears achieve nothing. While the other children at Wool’s might be able to garner useless sympathy with their weeping and whining, the matron and the other caretakers have no patience for anything of the like from Tom. That is proven conclusively the one time he tries it.
“You never cried as a babe, but you’ll cry over a serpent?” one of them scoffs when they realise what has brought him to tears. “What else could we expect from the Devil’s child?”
It’s true. Not that he’s a child of the Devil, though he’s heard that superstition often enough. Tom has never cried before. His watchful silence has always unsettled those around him. It’s difficult to summon the tears even for the snake, killed with sticks and malice by some of the older orphans, and the snake had provided him with the closest approximation of worthwhile conversation. Crying feels unnatural, like a joint bending in a manner it’s not meant to.
He doesn’t bother to repeat the experiment.
At Hogwarts, Tom cannot show an ounce of weakness lest he be swallowed up by the snake’s nest he now lives in. He supposes in this regard it’s beneficial that he has never relied on tears as a method of manipulation. Tears are weakness, shameful and jeered, or an overt display of emotions that is distasteful and uncouth for a Slytherin, and more specifically a Pureblood.
No matter the slurs or spells thrown at him, no matter how many of his belongings are destroyed or times he’s excluded from his house’s hierarchy or petty ways they try to hurt him, Tom does not cry. He does not complain to anyone in a position of authority. His stoicism unnerves those who are intelligent enough to recognise it as a predator biding its time, waiting for the moment to strike. As well it should.
For all their delusions of blood purity and nobility, they snivel like the lowest orphan when he’s through with them.
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Tears are no help to Harry. Dudley could cry over anything and it would instantly have Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon racing to his side to mollify him.
(And, more often than not, blame Harry as the cause of Dudley’s tantrum.)
When Harry cries, he is either ignored, shouted at for his crocodile tears and manipulative nature, or locked in the cupboard with no supper. He saves his tears for when he’s alone, and eventually they dry up.
He feels a hollowness, a hard pit beneath his ribs, where he imagines the tears are calcifying inside him. But as long as they don’t escape from his eyes, as long as he can avoid drawing the ire of his relatives in this way, he can deal with it.
Hogwarts brings friends – Ron and Hermione, first and foremost. And Harry feels reasonably safe in thinking that, if he cried, they wouldn’t think (much) less of him. During the years they spend together at the school, both have cried in front of him.
(It makes him a little uncomfortable, possibly because it isn’t an emotional display he is allowed and he doesn’t know what to do. But it’s fine. It’s a good thing, he imagines.)
Harry doesn’t think he can cry now, though. Instead, the hollowness builds and builds, taking over his chest and stomach, until the pressure cracks him with the return of Voldemort. Then it all begins to escape in red hot rage, venting out through the fractures in his composure rather than his tear ducts. Everything feels so big, so out of control. But he doesn’t cry. Even when Sirius–
Even after the Ministry, Harry can’t cry.
It wouldn’t help, anyway.
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When Harry collapses to the ground in the forest clearing, Voldemort wonders whether he would have cried in this moment, if he’d ever been given to it. He doubts anyone would believe the sincerity of his tears anymore than the caretakers at Wool’s had.
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Hours later, watching the killing curse rebound towards Voldemort, whose eyes widen with fear and resignation, Harry feels a brief burning pressure behind his eyes. He doesn’t cry – what a silly time to, if ever there was one. But he thinks of the horcrux under the bench at the ghostly King’s Cross and wishes things could have been different. For both of them.
Eat Tin Foil To Improve Your Semen Retention Now!
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle Additional Tags: Teacher-Student Relationship, Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor Tom Riddle, Manipulation, Oral Sex, i get to harass my friends and also write filthy smut, what more could i ask for, Smut, Mildly Dubious Consent, Masturbation Summary:
Harry decides to fake cry to get out of detention and Tom likes it too much or something
Prompt: Alligator tears