Val's number one cocksucker!

Hiiii!!!! I'm on here for one simple reason, and that's to be random and share my random thoughts!!

[valsnumberonecocksucker]

Let me stay homeeeeee

me on my way to go to church knowing the only thing imma be thinking about is hazbin, helluva, gravity falls, toh, amphibia, otgw, FNAF, batim, and sharks

[valsnumberonecocksucker]

Hello...?

So...my school just fucking up and banned bags from being carried, and the school year is really late in the semester?? Because the devil my science teacher complained about literally nothing to administration, so now we can't have bags. Fuck my life (I carry my lunch, books, fanfics, and school shit in the bag)

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Sharks!!! :D

First of all, I like to say something. This post is made bc none of my friends fucking care abt my baby sharks (do do do doot) I mean, they wont let me rant abt them. SO YOU GET EVERY THING I'VE SURPRESSED FROM TELLING THEM!! YAAYY!!

First of all, sharks (as many people know) are not dangerous animals, and they normally prefer to leave humans alone. More people die from dogs, vending machines, and toilets per year then these silly fish boys. Many biologists don't even need a cage to dive with them, and some prefer to just wear swimsuits. Obviously, you shouldn't go swim up to a shark directly, but It's okay if they come to you. Sharks are naturally curious, so some will bump into swimmers, surfers, and divers. They aren't trying to kill you or attack, just see what you are and if you are prey or not. That's how most bites happen. The shark Will take an experimental bite, then let go once it knows the person is not food.

There are many types of sharks, around 540 have been identified as of 2026. However, despite what many people think, only 40 out of that pose any semblance of a threat to humans.

Many think that great whites are the most dangerous out of these sharks, but that isn't true in the slightest. Movies like Jaws (a good watch, but caused trouble) painted the great white to be a dangerous beast, but there are many other sharks (bulls and black tips) That cause more human death

That's it for today, and remember: Trust me with your sharks!

ROME

[valsnumberonecocksucker]

What was going on in that man's head?

Vincent: They know US, They love US

Alastor: (thinking) What the fuck is this man on? He think....BWAHAHAH...He thinks I want him? WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Vincent:(thinking) Damn, I'm about to make a deal with someone this powerful!!!!! And become his boyfriend! we're going to be business partners!

[valsnumberonecocksucker]

Pls talk to people about this

So, basically, in Australia, there have been an increased number of shark attacks. This would seem concerning to an outside person, however, there are multiple factors contributing to this. The heavy rainfall is one, while the other being that most of the attacks are Bull sharks, the most dangerous kind to humans. Activists (the people on the opposing side for shark activists{they want sharks dead :(}) and politicians are trying to kill sharks, which will make it seem safer, while not doing anything in the long run for anyone's safety. I'll link a few articles I've read on the matter

Australia closes dozens of beaches after fourth shark attack in 48 hours: ‘Just go to a local pool’ | The Independent

[valsnumberonecocksucker]

Staticmoth!!!

A very, very toxic relationship, but my favorite none the les. That's two of the hottest old men in the show dating and fucking! I love the both of them because they are both assholes and just so damn....ugh!!! They genuinely hate each other, and seem like more sugar baby-sugar daddy relationship, but we all know that's not true! I like the concept of Vox thinking he's straight (Bc in the 1950s, just like how they were very racist and sexist, they were super homophobic) So, Vox just thinks he hasn't found the right woman yet, and Val was from the woke era, so he Knows he's gay, but just doesn't tell Vox, bc his TV will probably have a goddamn heart attack.

[valsnumberonecocksucker]

I know he's a bad person, but I still love him!!!

[valsnumberonecocksucker]

Shoutout to my clasmate who made the person I'm dating cry, Hates Hazbin, told me and my two friends to k!ll ourselves, and their entire personality is sports

FUCK YOU, BITCH

[valsnumberonecocksucker]

Hazbin hotel fans, we aren’t know for our love of simplicity. There’s a lot of names for one pairing… and I probably haven’t even gotten all of them…

Okay, like..yes. BUT murdermedia yuri? MHNMHNMHNNNYESHONSLURPSLURP

[valsnumberonecocksucker]

POV You and your malewife moth fucked too much and now have to announce your pregnancy like those annoying instagramers

[yournonbinarypal]

[bloodmoon24]

Who else wants to see more of Vox being a shark dad to Shok.wav?

It can’t just be me

[valsnumberonecocksucker]

Me when I saw Vox with HIS FUCKING CHILD