ROMA

— 💐 I will wait for you in the yellow rose garden

[hzd0nut]

Aw yeah now I can post this

[strongkuma]

*SCHOOL QUIZES ME ON CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS*

TIME TO REMEMBER WHAT I LEARNED IN MGS3

[unrealtournament4-deactivated20]

Teacher: “Whose role was central in stopping the Missile Crisis from becoming a full scale nuclear exchange?”

Me:

[jingles]

x

[loveyourcrookedneighbour]

a customer said “earl gay” instead of “earl grey” and my lizard brain reacted fast enough to say “that’s what they call me in England”

[nata-mata]

[jensenwake]

give global this skin

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

brian david gilbert says tsuchinoko SEXY

[mouseonvenus-deactivated2020053]

Transcript:

Brian: A tsuchinoko is a Japanese cryptid that is a snake that is fatter in its middle than on its head or its tail. Pat (offscreen): I just don’t see why it’s sexy. Brian (exasperated): You don’t– Patrick, you gotta understand. It’s not about what you could first see, right? Pat (offscreen): I mean, but even after that, what do you see after that? Brian: It has a propensity for lying and for drinking alcohol! Patrick thinks it shouldn’t be this high on the list, but fuck Patrick.

[toxictiktoks]

[qoa]

by bhmie on instagram

[jermafireman]

[kafkasdiariies]

Winter in Central Park by Rebecca Dale

[valtsv]

[plastidecor]

HELP

[veeranger]

i cant really explain these

[hobbyhaver]

there are only 2 ways to watch a movie:

1. paying attention to the plot (boring)

2. yelling “sexy!” at things you like (very sexy) and then finding out what the plot was on wikipedia because you weren’t following it

[dolittle-senpai]

夜行フクロウと白鷹の舞

[fjni]

ねこ