Evan

MB72 + CO67 | 🏍️ AD15 | 🏎️

[sebvettelsv5]

irl caseyvale interactions

[fignyart]

"A.L.I.E.N.S" on TV now!

[vampiredrivethru]

Bez’s whole harem is in mugello rn he is getting cracked good tonight

[vampiredrivethru]

YUPPP BEZ MY GOAT MY KING MY MAN ILY

[ray935sworld]

I think the academy would really enjoy playing the penis game (context: the penis game is a game where you're in public with a group and your whispering then saying and eventually yelling the word "penis". Basically you need to say penis louder than the person before you.). Like they are playing it at the airport or in the middle of Tavullia and Vale has just accepted his fate atp and just smiles politely like "I apologize for my idiot children" or he joins in just to yell it so loud no one can top it, winning instantly.

[vampiredrivethru]

YUPP ALEX TIOCFAIDH ÁR LÁ MY GOAT ACTUALLY FUCK EVERY OTHER DRIVER DECLARE IT A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

[dormitorydoor]

edit i made that i'm too afraid to post on tiktok but i think tumblr will like it

[vampiredrivethru]

I love my country’s flop rider

[4644s]

put me in between them right now….

[atan0409]

Australia 2023

Host: "We’re gonna give you 10 seconds to write down as many Australian animals as you can." "Marco’s got his hands up. Marco, question."

Bezzecchi: "Can I write in Italian?"

Host: "You can do whatever you want."

Bezzecchi: "Because in English I spent 10 second for one word."

[effie-on-the-web]

Mayyyy or may not be working on a beznaia unconventional a/b/o fic where omega bez is unhappily married to alpha luca and omega pecco is hired to work as a gardener at their house but accidentally falls in love with the pretty omega househusband who always has mysterious bruises....

SPOILERSSSS setevale are involved and bez studs (reverse bitches) pecco into an alpha 😁😁

Oh and did I mention its age gap with 28 y/o bez and 18 y/o pecco....

[vampiredrivethru]

Those potatoes actually look worse than the ones from the Irish famine oh my god

[vampiredrivethru]

Ughhhhh I know I’m going to be so washed at drumming after my exams are over. I haven’t been able to play in months

[mariarimay]

guys, you should also do a deep dive on marco's instagram.. it is sooooo worth it

[vampiredrivethru]

Unfortunately Bez’s little boyfriend endeared me enough into buying his brand off Vinted

[vampiredrivethru]

I can’t lie I just can’t bring myself to hate Uccio that much. I’m also that level of enabler

[vampiredrivethru]

Final update on the tomodachi life Bez, pinkpantheress and Valentino situation and Valentino has picked bez over pinkpantheress and Lana del rey and is now in a weird age gap relationship