The Vampires Will Never Hurt You (I Promise)

Call me Mommy and I cut you

[ohimtherebabe]

[vampirehannibal]

agentgay:

#oh look the day he literally sat in a throne oF LIES

[dominic-vamp]

I was watcing Back to the future part lll

[dominic-vamp]

Fucking amazing. Hah. What’s up?

[vampirehannibal]

Nothing really... what about you?

[dominic-vamp]

I was watcing Back to the future part lll

My name is now Clint Eastwood.

[vampirehannibal]

I like that one.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

Not sleeping is sure fun.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

Yea. The storm didn’t help things much. It was fun to run in, but it was either that or trash stuff. *she shrugs* Alice is a cute kid, but let me guess, there isn’t a mommy vampire in the picture?

[vampirehannibal]

Thanks -he nods sadly- She's not a vampire, and no, no mommy. My ex and I adopted her after her parents died...

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

Not sleeping is sure fun.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

Ah. Don’t blame her. This is not a night to be cooped up apparently. *she smokes her cigarette and stares up at the moon*

[vampirehannibal]

-Nods- She's been inside since the storm and I didn't have the heart to keep her inside much longer.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

Not sleeping is sure fun.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

*looks up and notices Hannibal* Of course it would be a vampire who decided to keep me company *she smirks*

Hello Hannibal the not so cannibal. 

[vampirehannibal]

I'm only here because Alice wanted to get out of the house.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

Not sleeping is sure fun.

*sits on a bench, smoking a cigarette* 

[vampirehannibal]

[mimsi-deactivated20220221]

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

People bore me.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

You suck blood and I turn furry once a month. *she shrugs and takes a drag of her cigarette*

[vampirehannibal]

I see... I can't remember it I ever met a werewolf...

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

People bore me.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

*she takes the pack back and puts it away before pulling out her zippo and leans in and lights both of their cigarettes* I don’t know you, so I don’t know whatever dirty secret you have

[vampirehannibal]

Okay, not much of a secret though... I'm a vampire

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

People bore me.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

It’s alright, your secret is safe with me. *she smirks and pulls a pack of cigarettes out of her pocket and taps one out and offers the pack to him* Want one?

[vampirehannibal]

Sure -Takes the pack and taps out a cigarette- It's not really a secret, everyone pretty much knows what I am. -Lights it-

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

People bore me.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

*she laughs more and shrugs* Hey, it’s none of my business. And I prefer my meat on the raw side. Close to being a cannibal according to some. 

[vampirehannibal]

Same for me, I suppose -shrugs-

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

People bore me.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

*she laughs* Thank god, otherwise I’d feel like a moron, make fun of you incessantly and walk away laughing

[vampirehannibal]

-laughs- At least you didn't ask if I was a cannibal. You're one of the few people that haven't asked that.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

People bore me.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

Interesting name. Don’t tell me, you enjoy fresh liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti *she grins*

[vampirehannibal]

-Laughs- Thanks, I'm a huge fan of Anthony Hopkins.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

People bore me.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

Maybe I will, eventually

I’m Liz. and you are?

[vampirehannibal]

I'm Hannibal. Nice to meet you, Liz.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

People bore me.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

A little? More like a lot. And their issues can be so damn annoying.

[vampirehannibal]

They can be, but hopefully you'll get used to it.

Who are you, again?

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

People bore me.

[wolfgirl-liz-deactivated2013063]

Finally! Someone who understands.

Everyone else is like “Do you really mean everyone?” *she rolls her eyes*

[vampirehannibal]

-Nods- Yeah, some of the people can get a little... well, boring.

And self conscience -shrugs-