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latest from camp ℧ [tbd] upcoming ℧ it's what the papers say ; j. walker (reworked!) / off campus boys as rom-coms

is this a safe space to say i kinda want jack martin

#yeah the guy from pizza movie.#BUT ALSO NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK #he has this deeply awkward and mildly irritating charm that in rly fucking with unfortunately

the golden retriever thing is nonsense like 99% of the time but jfc stephen kalyn might actually be the most dog shaped man to ever exist

#he’s always smiley and giggling in every interview #he has charmed me in ways i didn’t think a blond man could #**fake blond but still

the off campus boys have the lonely island on their pregame playlist i can feel it in my bones

#i just know tucker and dean know every word to threw it on the ground #they both love performing the golden rule also #i know this to be true

capcut fr needs to be taken away from me.

#i can’t stop #now that i’ve started it’s all i think abt #cannot believe we’ve hit a day and age where i’m enjoying editing what is this

same man different font

#help edit number 2 in the books #i’m getting slightly better at this as time goes on!!#off campus #dean di laurentis #outer banks #jj maybank #stephen kalyn #rudy pankow

and i said oh i’m sure

#gonna pretend that wasn’t a grossly misogynistic line in the book bc it was a LITTLE funny to me #off campus #dean di laurentis

WHAT IS GOING ON????

#giving ‘talk valentina!! ally!!!!’ for all of this #elle kennedy needs to be investigated im so serious.#someone check this woman’s hard drive and her reddit account.#make sure she isn’t in any cod lobbies while we’re at it

You’re literally hilarious lol I’m excited for those off campus boys as romcoms!!

tysm !! i'm legit just here to be funny <3

they should be up this weekend! a few of them just need some tweaks before they're good to go

#rly big fan of dean’s and logan’s rn i can’t lie

literally what the fuck are we doing

#thank god the show is better than this bc what is this writing #how did the show get a multi season deal when it’s based on THIS nonsense

posting this in the next few days 🫡

#kinda excited abt it tbh #esp dean’s i love that movie #off campus x reader #dean di laurentis x reader #john tucker x reader #john logan x reader #garrett graham x reader

i’m so glad that whoever wrote the off campus show has at least interacted with a minimum of 5 real life ppl bc i’m starting to believe that elle kennedy has never interacted with a single real life human a day in her life

#every time something happens in this damn book i can’t stop thinking abt the fact that ppl don’t behave like this #there’s no reason for ANY of these things to be happening actually

the concept of the quinn app getting dean and allie but not wilson bethel

#PLEASE LLEASE PLEASE GET HIM ON PLEASEEEEEEEE #i mean whattttt #who said thattt

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i think part of my frustration abt garrett graham is that the actor’s voice is SOOO hot. and then i look at the screen and i’m viscerally reminded that he is not at all my type

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ok so apparently the ACTOR is moderately attractive to me but not the character so riddle me that ig

this book is not fucking real LMAOOOO

#so they can say ‘sin bin’ but not dap up??#like i cannot believe this is a real thing i read with my own two eyes 💀#off campus

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for the bit i decided to download a copy of the first off campus book.. and oh my god this shit is hot garbage. literally one of the worst books i have ever attempted to read

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it’s the rampant misogyny for me actually.

#if i read the word females one more time #or have to sit thru another gross ass description of a woman #i’m going to actually fucking tweak.

for the bit i decided to download a copy of the first off campus book.. and oh my god this shit is hot garbage. literally one of the worst books i have ever attempted to read

#it’s written like a wattpad fic by a 12 year old im being so serious #not that i was expecting literary genius here but i was hoping for something a little.. idk. better??#like i’m gonna be so fr idk how this even got published much less how it got a show deal

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