Shalom, Céline Bergstein here and i'm really upset! 😠 There is this girl, who goes by the name of Cara Furacão and she stole my whole flow! 😳🤬 She may deny knowing who i am, but do not believe a word of that stoner Latina chudette. I met her thru tumblr sometime ago, but things quickly gotten out of control 😵 I was kind enough to tell her about such intimate details as my history of addiction to wanking it to Batricia from hit French kids animated show "Les As de La Jungle" and how it ruined me and my family for years 😢 I still cry over it for nights, but she thinks it's just a joke 🤡 and that she feels the same way about Globox 🐸💙from the Rayman series, developed by French 🥖🍷🇲🇫 company Ubisoft, and that she wants to screw that toad! As much as im mad at her, for plagiarizing my writing style, i do not want her to go down the same path i did, sexually obsessing over a fictional animal 😭💔 Considering she also has a bat beau 🦇, Pipistrello from "Castle Crashers" :/ She, Cara Furacão, is 23 years old, shes originally from Brazil but resides in Montréal, and she is fluent in french, altho its quebecois french, but we still managed to comprehend eachother when we used to text. WHY we used to text? 🧐 you may ask. Well i want to be intimate with a lady again. "But Céline, why do you need more sexual partners, aren't Jamal and Polish nazi secret lover enough!" NO!!! The flesh of the agp kike cannot be satisfied, ever! 😤😈 And now that flesh craves females... but i do not think Marianne, my lovely ex wife would want to be intimate with me again after all the shit i put her through 😞 so i started to seek out amateur nude models, and i found Cara on tumblr. Really nice, curly, blueish black long bob hair, olive skin, and hazel eyes. Also my life is really bad offline too, i thought my family would be finally safe from Enwar, my former pimp 👠 and his goons after Ousmane, my daughters Senegalese 🇸🇳boyfriend snapped the Algerians 🇩🇿 neck, but no, Papillon, the vile Cambodian 🇰🇭 ladyboy hooker is still after us! She now tries to blackmail me for money, but i wont let the cunt get away with this evilness! 😾 Adieu, Céline Bergstein out 🥰
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