Burt Macklin, FBI!

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vancitytom:

Fine! That sounds a bit like a challenge and I accept. Bring on your worst photos of my weeping then!

I never lose a bed. Ask the other less amazing Chrises.

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vancitytom:

Somehow, despite the fact that it sounds kinda lame, no offense, I will say that I would go see it with you.

You’re just jealous of how awesome it is! I will go just to take pictures of you weeping over it.

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Have you guys heard this movie that’s supposedly super freaking awesome? It’s, like, this incredibly awesome dude, the most badass of all superheroes ever - suck it Captain America- and he’s like, so handsome he melts everyone. Also he’s, like, a professional dancer. What’s it called again? Saviors or the universe? Who wants to see it with me.

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lilyvancity:

I just made myself a sundae with so much chocolate syrup and marshmallows that I can already feel myself getting dizzy off the sugar but I do not regret any of these choices. 

Can you share? I’m starving... they,re starving me!

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vancitydelevingne:

If my manager calls, tell them I’m in the shower and not curled up on my couch watching a marathon of Catfish. Okay? Okay.

If mine calls, I’m not elbow deep in Doritos. Deal?

[arthuroakgrove]

This place is like a ghost town

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vancityarthur:

I mean, I know its winter and everyone tends to stay indoors because of the snow and everything but this seems excessive. Anyway, how is everyone?

Maybe we’re in an alternate dimension!

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The mystery of the president’s rubies|| Pratt & Plaza

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aubrxyplaza:

“Yes! You you did!” Aubrey said, not caring how loud they were. She never worried about what people thought of her so this was nothing. “I did not kill your brother! That was the clone. The clone that you fell in love with.  I saw you together!” She accused him. “If you want the rubies you will have to come up here and search for them yourself!”

“All right then.” he shrugged, already completely lost in the character. He was no longer Chris Pratt, he was fully immersed in being Andy Dwyer being Burt Macklin, and in the most Macklin move possible... immediately started scaling the side of her building, climbing up to her window. Thank god he may have the Andy mind, but the Star-Lord body. He held onto the ledge of the window and smiled. “Little help?”

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fck-danielle:

Went home for a few days but I think I have made Vancouver my true home. Happy to be back and settled into my apartment. I feel a movie marathon tonight, any suggestions? 

Definitely an Indiana Jones marathon, duh!

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The mystery of the president’s rubies|| Pratt & Plaza

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aubrxyplaza:

Aubrey hated when her life had too much turcutre. It was why she enjoyed acting so much. One week she could be making a movie in Hawaii and the next she could be filming a guess spot for a TV show, it was the life that suited her. So, when things like this happened she was ready to jump in. “Oh, I am not letting you anywhere near here, Macklin. Not after you broke my heart!” She called out to him. 

“I broke your heart?!” He yelled back, blatantly ignoring the stares they were getting from passerbys and neighbors at their windows. So what if that broke out on the internet or something, they were only playing. “You left me for dead! With sharks! But it was my twin brother, Kurt Macklin! You killed my brother! You owe me, miss Snakehole! You owe me the rubies!”

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The mystery of the president’s rubies|| Pratt & Plaza

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vancitypratt:

aubrxyplaza:

Aubrey was always excited when something fun and spontaneous came along. Chris was always good at things like that. She had missed the days of being Janet Snakehole and getting to mess around with Burt Macklin so whenever the chance to get to do that again came up, Aubrey wasn’t going to say no. “I have no idea what you are talking about!” Aubrey yelled. “The presidents rubies are no where to be found in this location, Macklin.” 

Despite his reputation of a jolly goofy guy, Chris was usually much more serious than people gave him credit for. But from time to time, he needed to blow off steam and forget who he was and what was going on in his life. Thank god for Aubrey who was always there to give him exactly what he needed. “Then I have no choice...” he half groaned, half chuckled a little caught off guard by how much fun he was already having “but to come up here and get them from you. Open this door, Miss Snakehole.”

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The mystery of the president’s rubies|| Pratt & Plaza

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aubrxyplaza:

Aubrey was sleeping in. She didn’t have work today and was looking forward to spending the day in bed. Even when she woke up, she lay in bed and watched some Netflix, not bothered about being on her own. She never really was bothered about being alone so being alone today was never really something that she was going to let bother her either. While watching some re run of an old comedy, she heard some one at her window. “What the fuck?” She muttered to herself. But once she figured out who was there, she smirked and went to her window. “BURT!” She yelled. “They told me you were taking by the Sharks.” She yelled dramatically from her window. 

He got a few stares from people on the street, but at this point Chris didn’t give a fuck. He was grinning from ear to ear the moment she opened the window and replied. It was a long shot, he knew. It had been possible she wouldn’t even be home, or that she wouldn’t want to give in to his childish games. But she was, and she did. So he kept at it. “Sharks!? Pfft! It’ll take more to get me!” he explained, taking his usual Burt Macklin stance, legs apart, hands on his hips, looking defiantly up at her. “Where did you put them, Miss Snakehole? Where are the President’s rubies?”

[xscarlettxojohanssonx]

Missing My Boys.

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vancityscarlett:

I must say that I am missing my avengers boys. I truly hate that we aren’t filming the avengers right now because I miss all my boys so much. Can filming start soon, I am so ready to be heading back to set. Sorry, but when you are super close, they are family. Someone tell the boys, I’m looking for me. haha.

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Honestly I can’t wait either cause I feel like I will meet my match with those guys when it comes to pranking. Be afraid, be very afraid.

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The mystery of the president’s rubies|| Pratt & Plaza

It wasn’t a premeditated thing. Chris just woke up and decided he wasn’t up to being alone all day. It was a little much to grab a beer in the morning, so he had to find something to do. Just roaming the streets would be an acceptable choice but on his own didn’t seem much better than staying home alone. And in such situation, only one person came to mind. He should’ve called, really, or maybe texted at least, but he did neither. Instead, Chris found himself standing by Aubrey’s place and looked around a little. “SHOW YOURSELF, JANET!” he yelled out as he grabbed a handful of pebbles to throw at her window over and over again. “YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE FROM ME!? YOU THOUGHT BURT MACKLIN WAS DEAD, DIDN’T YOU?! JOKES ON YOU, HA!”

@aubrxyplaza

[aubrxyplaza]

[text Chris] Holy fucking shit, Aubs! I just watched that new show of yours! Wow!

[text] Damn, big Hollywood man has time for my show? Thanks, dude. 

@vancitypratt

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aubrxyplaza:

[text] Why do you think I liked it so much?

[text] Because you live in the gutter?

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aubrxyplaza:

It’s about time you realised that. 

Are you going to punish me?

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[text Chris] Holy fucking shit, Aubs! I just watched that new show of yours! Wow!

[text] Damn, big Hollywood man has time for my show? Thanks, dude. 

@vancitypratt

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[text] I always make time for my TV Wife, til death do us part, Snakehole. [text] Wow i never realized how dirty that name was until now.

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nessa-hudgns:

You know that moment when you’re in the grocery store and you’ve totally forgotten what you went in for, but you have like five boxes of cookies and two chocolate bars in your basket? Why does that happen?

Plot twist... what if you MEANT to buy all the cookies and chocolate?