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liquid-bonhomme

Wow-- welcome back Jessie.

Wasn't expecting you THIS early but nice to see we're getting a taste of QOTD already.

humanveil

I miss you. Come to me. It's been too long... I need you. I'm struggling.

lestatdelioncuort

Amaka Umeh as DEE PHARMA

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.01 "DETROIT"

reticent-vampire

I don't have trauma, I love being a vampire. The Vampire Lestat 3.01 "Detroit"

fadel-dani

Imagine what I'm going through right now. Put yourselves in my shoes and imagine what you would do. I'm currently in a hospital in Gaza, as you can see in the picture. I'm sitting in a hospital that's almost completely destroyed, just like everything beautiful that the occupation has destroyed for us.

fadel-dani

I can barely write this post. I'm suffering from severe anemia, intense nausea, and multiple fainting spells. Last week, I had several fainting spells and fell on my head. My health is deteriorating rapidly, and I urgently need to buy my medications and painkillers. Please stand by me and help me by donating.

fadel-dani

I desperately need your help. I have to pay for my hospital stay and I urgently need to buy my medication. Please don't leave me alone in this ordeal. Your donation, no matter how small, will make a huge difference and save my life.

fadel-dani

I am still in the hospital and my health is very poor. You are my last hope. Your donations help me a lot. The medication is very expensive, and my condition is very serious. Please donate now, Please.

twofingerswhiskey

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste

call-me-cd

peterfromtexas-deactivated20250

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

supapoopa

What a time to be alive.

tenthcorner

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

kineticpenguin

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

brunhiddensmusings

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

stephendann

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

fromaliminalspace

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

nonlinear-nonsubjective

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

Via cid_dwyer

its NOT a phase

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

catboybiologist

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

catboybiologist

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

catboybiologist

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

redstonedust

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

redstonedust

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

official-michigan-posts

official michigan post

lesbianshepard

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

lesbianshepard

If you manage to get on the turnpike before the cops stop you, a soccer mom is gonna do the Jersey slide in a RAV4 and turn your entire group into a wet speedbump

bunjywunjy

this? you want to walk down this????

please say sike

iamemeraldfox

European here! We too have highways people should not/cannot cross, this is not a USA invention. We have fences around them to stop stupid people from wandering into high speed dense traffic. Noone will just walk into the traffic.

Fellow europeans WILL assume however, that there is a crossing to be found somewhere. A pedestrian bridge or a tunnel. A clearly marked path for pedestians and cyclists

I assume that's not the case?

(people will search for a crossing and miss the game, which should worry you more. missed game is worse than death)

systlin

Nope. No such thing exists. Pedestrian traffic is illegal on major US highways and there are no cycling paths or footpaths by them. They are for auto traffic ONLY, by law. There are no foot crossings or tunnels. There is just 8 lanes of bumper to bumper traffic doing 115 kph.

Just pay the $80 for the bus or train folks.