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I enjoy T-posing :D Might post some memes once in a while (Ok K.O., Inscryption, Deltarune, OFF, Ultrakill)

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Man I love tumblr

yes, this is what it says for me rn Also don't mind the discord link, I just didn't wanna save the image, so I copy pasted it instead

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we've moved beyond numbers it's a goddamn hourglass now

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tumblr what do you mean I used to have -1 followers

at this point this thread will keep growing larger each week XD

(I know they're probably really common bugs, but I post about them cuz I think they're funny)

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it tells me I have no messages and yet they say there's one, they're hiding the message from me, smh (on a real note tho, if anyone tried sending something, try again? unless it was a bot that got banned)

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OH NO, THE AD IS LEAKING-

(accompanied by one of my mutuals in the corner, everyone say hi to Jest, lmao)

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Wrath is my favourite layer in Ultrakill, I love it so much. Especially since it's the WATER layer and because it canonically introduces FISH into the game (and I LOVE fish and water!!!), I love the underwater combat (I honestly wish we got a full bossfight like that :/) and I love the new underwater physics with electric weapons hurting you as well! The levels are soooo pretty, especially 5-1 which combines the underwater aspect with a very vaporwave-looking set of rooms at the end (and the sentries are honestly very fitting to be introduced there) THE SECRET MISSION is lovely, definitely my favourite not only because I love fishing games but also how funny yet cozy it was and I'm glad the fishing mechanic wasn't difficult like some games (cough cough stardew valley) have it But on a more serious note, I also love how not only does each level feel so original and different, but also how neatly they fit into one another, creating a story! Like you arrive under the water, hop on a boat, the boat sinks and then you take revenge >:3 Really balanced in my opinion, both difficulty-wise and also secrets wise (doesn't feel oversaturated but there's still lots to discover!) Also the music??? Legitimatelly almost every one of Wrath's tracks are my top favourites, even my favourite FAVOURITE song is Deep blue :3

Long story short: funny fish layer glub glub blub gbub

the text: V1: "Hello how are u I am under da water" (Hello how are you I am under the water, wrote it the way it is due to how it's said in the original meme :3)

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Bonus post to my 4-2 big tower one, here's another thing that happened to me in that level: rotating Maurice!

Yeah, for some reason the corpse started spinning like this when I killed it and I thought it was so funny that I turned it into a gif XD (feel free to use it if you wish, everyone deserves a rotating Maurice :3)

Here's the video I turned into the gif if y'all wanna hear it with the OST of the level:

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When I was playing 4-2, I somehow managed to get shot up all the way to the big tower (I think it was due to a maurice shockwave) and then I spammed my jumps and dashes to climb allllll the way up and I honestly felt so proud of myself for doing that (even my friends were impressed, hehe), you could see the whole level from up there! altho it was kinda visible you're not supposed to be there cuz some of the colliders weren't proper, but shhh

the text: V1: "I'M ON TOP OF THE BIG TOWER WOOOOOOO-"

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To take a little break from all the Ultrakill posts and to add to my crafts posts, I wanna show y'all a T-shirt I made back in June for a friend >:3 I admit, the colours aren't the best, but I'm still really proud of how it turned out and he loved it too, so that's all that matters :D

Here's the concept art for it:

Also I wanna show the progress pics cuz I think they're cool

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I made Ultrakill earrings! :D

Do ya ever have such a silly idea that you just GOTTA do it? Well I present to you: my silly Ultrakill earrings that I one day just realized I could make >:3

(Don't mind that the pics are a bit blurry, they're a bit old and back then I took them mostly just to show the earrings to my friends on Discord, lol)

But since I had these for a while now, I can give y'all a little insight on how's it like to wear them: I feel so jolly in them! Everytime I look into a reflective surface and I see them hanging from my ears, I smile :) some people have a "devil" and an "angel" on their shoulders, I have these two and they're both telling me to ULTRAKILL for blood (joking obviously :D)

Full artwork under the cut :3

(Yes, I know the wings aren't done properly and that V1 is left-handed in this one, but I already spent so much time on it that I genuinely couldn't care that much about the wings + I realized the thing with V1 too late, I drew it how it is on the cover art except only with the pistol, so it doesn't really matter XD, I still love how they turned out ♥)

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As I was first figuring out how to properly draw Ultrakill's V model, I also got to thinking about how imma make them emote in my silly memes. Most people usually warp their "faces" or lights, which is cool, but then I realized I could give them stickers and thought it was cute! So I made this lil comic to kinda poke fun at the idea :3

And here's the first drawing of it, hehehe

the text: comic: Gabriel: "W-WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE KILLING MACHINES, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING STICKERS ON EACH OTHER???" V1: "You want some too?" Gabriel: "I... Yes" bonus image: idea: since they're all robots and it's really difficult to give them any expressions, they'll get stickers on their "face" V with stickers is really cute

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When I got to Gabriel for the first time, I sometimes got this bug where he would keep fighting even after defeating me, like I'd still have his healthbar on my screen and hear all the sound effects. The funny part tho was that sometimes, his health would go down??? A friend was watching me at that time and I was like "Yo, I think Gabriel's health depletes when I'm dead" and at first he didn't believe me, but when I showed him, we sat there to see what'd happen if it all went down... No, nothing happened and it didn't count as defeating him. But we soon figured out (well, it's still just a theory, but it's what makes the most sense to us) that the reason his health goes down like this is that he keeps repeatedly YEETING HIMSELF into the void in hopes of getting V, whose corpse I guess is placed at the bottom of the nothingness sometimes. I have a screenshot of it cuz it was funny (didn't make a vid, but I think this will suffice)

Anyways, I made this meme cuz I thought the idea of Gabriel just not being able to handle the MACHINE being dead so easily is funny, I know it's not "his whole purpose" as the meme says XD

the text: Gabriel: "Wait, the machine is dead? Like... Just like that?" Gabriel: "That was... Kind of my whole purpose, I don't really have anything to exist for now" Gabriel: "Well, goodbye I guess"

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This is what actually happened when I was playing the level... Got to the parkour part, did like half of it, said the thing and RIGHT as I finished saying it, I fell in the acid, so ya know I had to follow up with the other thing ':D

the text: V1: "You know, back in my day, I actually used to play Roblox obbies" V1: "I never said I was good at them"

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ultrakill hunger games simulator

you can tell I didn't realize I could adjust the size and was running out of characters at some point

anyways lets start

this actually had me crying laughing its like midnight and I couldn't believe it actually won

and here's the statistics

i should go run it again

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some of these were too funny I had to draw them

this was my first time drawing all of these characters, enjoy

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Remember my first degree murder meme?

I had a different post planned for today but this is my 69th post, I just HAD to make this

If anyone wants a summary on what the Ultrakill community's view on the game's story is: this is it

One time I saw a post where someone was saying how they used to do staged fights with their friends where they ended up making out halfway through and then later on in life when the person got into a real fight, they just instinctively started making out with the other guy, that then got so confused, got up and just left, therefore resulting in a win for them and thinking back about it... that's really just how we do GabV1el

Version without blood under the cut :3

(Ironic how in the previous post, the version with the blood was the one under the cut... It's Ultrakill tho, is it really a proper GabV1el meme without the blood? XD (jk) this one's not that bad tho, I made the blood less detailed on purpose)

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Funny moment from me playing the game, I had just finished layer 2 and went to Gluttony for the first time. I had seen gameplay up to the beginning of 2-2 and then also 4-2 and 5-2 in VRChat, but I had no idea how layer 3 looked like in Ultrakill. I was planning on ending the gaming session, but since I was curious, I wanted to take a look at the level, giving my reasoning as "I've never seen Gluttony"... The irony here was that I was eating toast with beef baked onto it (honestly, the minced meat was fitting to the meaty interior of the layer) when I said that, so I really was out there like Gluttony? Don't know 'er as I was stuffing my mouth with food XD (a more personal side note: HOLY YEET did the last post do good... thank y'all, I am genuinely impressed???)

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Once upon a time when I was replaying Ultrakill's 2-3 to get the secret mission, I got STUCK in the vent next to one of the water-draining boxes and it was so funny yet genuinely surprising like I accidentally slid there and then I COULDN'T slide out. I then accepted my fate and realized imma have to recoil myself with the shotgun, thus taking V1 out of its misery but thEN that broke the vent??? I didn't know it could be broken

Anyways, hello everyone, I have a lot of Ultrakill memes now so I guess prepare thyselves because that's probably THE thing I'm going to be posting about for a bit-

The text is based off a cat meme, that, and the drawing without the text are under the cut :D

(I added in the blood on the ground because in order to get the screenshot to use as reference, I had to ULTRAKILL the enemies in the level and that with the text is just funnier to me. Also I tried making it look more like the blood splatters in the game rather than actual blood because I love how in the game it's just a blob of red with the overlay effect on it)

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Man I love tumblr

yes, this is what it says for me rn Also don't mind the discord link, I just didn't wanna save the image, so I copy pasted it instead

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we've moved beyond numbers it's a goddamn hourglass now

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tumblr what do you mean I used to have -1 followers

at this point this thread will keep growing larger each week XD

(I know they're probably really common bugs, but I post about them cuz I think they're funny)

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it tells me I have no messages and yet they say there's one, they're hiding the message from me, smh (on a real note tho, if anyone tried sending something, try again? unless it was a bot that got banned)

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Some time ago I saw memes with the "she sent me her location bruh tf is this" with random videogame or cartoon screenshots and I joked about it being with Silent Hill, but then I realized that's legitimately just what the lore of SH2 is, so ya know I just HAD to draw it XD

Alternative version with colour burn over the image and the drawing without the text under the cut :D

This one's kinda experimental, it definitely adds some kind of a vibe to the pic and multiplies the grime, idk, looks interesting

Anyways here's both versions without the text:

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OFFtober 2022 day 31 – Bis Vincit, Qui Se Vincit in Victoria

After I beat the game I went back to do stuff I hadn't done in my run. One of those things was trying to sell something. I decided to sell a photo from the rollercoaster since I had 3 of them and all of the sudden Zacharie just started speaking latin XD

the text: Zacharie: "Bis Vincit, Qui Se Vincit in Victoria" The batter: "Zacharie what the heck, all I did was just sell you a picture of myself"

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Let me tell you the ending of OFF without actually telling you the ending of OFF

OFFtober 2022 day 29 – Afraid of the dark

Yooo here's an old MSPaint meme that I made not that long after I beat the game myself that I decided to include with the OFFtober posts cuz it fits the prompt PERFECTLY XD I mean, this is pretty much what happened, right?

the text: Me, trying to turn the lights off My cat that's scared of the dark