WE ARE ALIVE ;

17. mckinley soccer's future star forward. single. I'm Samantha Porter, and you can all kiss my ass. Or take a long walk off a short pier, whichever you prefer. You probably know my loudmouth brother. Yes, he is that much of an asshole and yes, it is genetic. the vanglorious.

[ruinedchildhood]

[stassischroeder]

[shybat-deactivated20190807]

*romantically calls you dude*

[iridemagnums-deactivated2021061]

[book-caps]

Azra T. Aisle 3

[vangloriousam-blog]

Imagine your otp

Person A: I'M TOO HOT

Person A: *points at Person B*

Person A: :D

Person A: :D

Person A: :D

Person B: *sighs*

Person B: *monotone with deadpan expression* Hot damn

Person A: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIRE MAN

[dailypaddys]

[bcforesunrise-deactivated201803]

[princesslibrarian]

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

[distresssing]

We were never poetic, we were just fucked up.

there’s still glass in my palms from that night. (via soulsscrawl)

[goodvibes-and-frenchfries-deact]

*dumps Gatorade on bae after sex* good game

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

aggressive hand holding

[elektricna-avenija]

How does it work??

[dongboss]

we arm wrestle as an excuse to hold hands

[pinkrobotboogaloo]

I think I might always be in some kind of love with you.

F. Cabanes (via bl-ossomed)

[iliadtexts]

[vangloriousam-blog]

text | sayden

BRAY: they rly are

BRAY: glad i could amuse u, there's part of my sparkling personality for u since u were wonderin. im clever n funny

SAM: i like clever and funny

SAM: what else u got

[vangloriousam-blog]

text | sayden

BRAY: you caught on pretty quick at least

BRAY: theres prob a handful of ppl who still think that actually happened to me

SAM: fuck

SAM: people are so fucking dumb

SAM: well done

[vangloriousam-blog]

text | sayden

BRAY: yea. apparently he has cancer or somethin so he needs the money for his fam

BRAY: his brother in law's in the dea too so it's p fucked up but whataya gonna do

[......]

SAM: oh my fucking god

SAM: fuck you omfg

SAM: that was hilarious