Take Me To Your Planet

Hannah / Queer / Alien Fuckboi / 21

[flazzeda]

the new episode of UNHhhh is so great i can’t

[kristenwiiggle]

me from nov 1 until nov 22

[varnishedflesh]

Snapchat .?

lmao if u pay me

[varnishedflesh]

https://www.paypal.me/valenciasloane

[varnishedflesh]

Snapchat .?

lmao if u pay me

[prettystuff]

[444yatty]

[angelswouldnthelpyou]

[agustinxholland]

[ihatemoe]

[passionlessfreak]

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[marshallisnotinteresting]

[rebel-in-tartan]

Iconic.

[unclefather]

me: *gives birth to a baby*

the doctor: *handing me my baby*

[mjalti]

me, at 3 am: babe wake up … I figured out the jonbenet Ramsey murder case

my husband, groggy, the fourth time this week I’ve woken him up at 3 am with that statement exactly: ok let’s go over the facts,

[mens-rights-activia]

When ur mom is really pretty but u got the short end of the genetic stick so u just out here looking like a severe case of the Benjamin buttons

[uvparadise]

[hoetipsbyangel]

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

[thebootydiaries]

me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks