LALA~

25 | it/he | fat dog | 18+ θΔ

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

When i was in china they called me the cutey smiling man and it was all because of my cutely smile and the blasting imaginatuon of my huge dreams

[rnismatch]

Guy at a gay bar with a 25 page manual in hand looking at the hankerchiefs in peoples pockets and then licking his finger and flipping pages trying to look up what it means also he has a scorpion for a hand that keeps poisoning peaople

[eggboob]

[verygoodcomments]

[mmusclemuseum]

amazing wayback machine find

[pjackk]

Since when i did since do i do something a make you to eat think you i eat puppy wuppy dawgs..? All a twisted dream

[cxd9542gb]

Hey buddy it's been a while since you logged into your account on my web hosting services and i just wanted to confirm that ur reverse DNS is set to puppyeatersproject.lifestyle but that docent resolve due to because You need to renew your domain through our web portal which will be another $2 charge this month but your card declined so unfortunately you will not be able to use this domain and it will be in a grace period until your next payment is made but in the meanwhile we have moved your MyBB Web Forum to our free subdomain puppyeatersproject.pjackk2294.junowebsolutions.org so I just wanted to let you know hope your doing ok

[vasoconstriction]

requiring about 3 klonopins a day lately ):

[newyorkkiss]

[hitmanagent47]

When a lad tries to have a laugh at you and you clock him bonkers with an ashtray in front of his mates.

[hitmanagent47]

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

[hitmanagent47]

Got caught and killed again by guards

[hitmanagent47]

i tried to hide in a closet from guards but there was a bug in there and it bit me 

[showmethesign]

this sounds like a Taylor Swift lyric

[hitmanagent47]

[hitmanagent47]

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

[vasoconstriction]

the thing is i really miss being punched in the stomach :/

[angelicguy]

"ive never been in a fight" cmon dude. not even with a big evil puppet?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

genuinely almost choked laughing

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other