TURQUOISE HEXAGON SUN

I'm Vaus. Vaus Skyliner. I'm from the year 3199, in a parallel dimension. { For GT RPs: Vaus has a core of the dead } Currently: Back in LA. { M!A } - none -

[vausskyliner]

the fact that i was able to remember the log in to this blog

[vausskyliner]

   Nice 300+ porn blogs following me.

[vausskyliner]

 My old man keeps suggesting me to make an online dating account and I honestly considered it for a little bit.

[vausskyliner]

  I’ve been followed by almost every porn blog in the vicinity while I was away, nice.

[fxtedtemsik-archive-deactivated]

I mean, that could be it. I, on the other hand, kinda want to touch it. For science, definitely for science.

[vausskyliner]

 Feel free too. It’s very soft, I take good care of it.

[vausskyliner]

crimsonengineer replied to your post

how

 What do you mean, how?? Just the same way my old man grows his facial hair, that’s a stupid question.

[vausskyliner]

 Good morning.

[garounthropy]

I’m good too! Things are going well.

What did you bring me? I’m curious!

[vausskyliner]

 A tiny moose. Plush. Key chain. A combo of all those three.

[garounthropy]

Sometimes you need to take risks!

[vausskyliner]

But old man behind. :^(

[vausskyliner]

 I’m so scattered today, I keep losing track of things I am and was supposed to be doing.

[vausskyliner]

lunaticfangs replied to your post

Shoot the butt with a toy gun

 Y’know-- I would, but I don’t want to look at my old man’s behind for more than a solid second and risk losing my sight forever.

[vausskyliner]

۵

 Oh, hey Isra-- it’s nice to see you again.

[vausskyliner]

 I guess I’ll keep this look for now.

[kidcorvid]

my friend is trying to bully me into this cuddle pile thing with her bf but now you got me wantin chinese

have some extra rangoons for me, my guy

[vausskyliner]

 Rangoons will be had. Along with some nice noodles and a few spring rolls, maybe-- I’m a big guy, I gotta eat a whole lot to power up this giant carcass. 

 And a cuddle pile sounds nice, you should get right into it and enjoy.

[wrightpanties-blog]

@vausskyliner.

            so are you like alien santa now? i like your beard. you’ve really gotta that lumberjack aesthetic going there.

[vausskyliner]

 I’m flattered? Santa’s a cool dude and all, leaving gifts all over the place around Christmas so I’ll take the honor of becoming Alien Santa.

 And I know. I stopped shaving midway through my Canada endeavors-- which reminds me!, I got a gift for you.

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kidcorvid replied to your post

wow what a coincidence i need to get some friends too whats good

 Oh, ‘ey.

 Just making my way downtown to get some Chinese. What’s good on your end?

[vausskyliner]

 I wish my old man didn’t walk around in the nude so much but some things just don’t change ever.