MULTIVERSE CHODBHANGDA (not part 2 but something )
itta time nhi hai likhne ka, but jab maine apni farewell post likhi thi tab kaha that i will post something jisme i will tell you guys what i was about to add on to this series..or abhi tak i haven’t posted that so here you go..(bhaut sari chiize add bhi hoti jab likhti but whatever)
and i am not reviewing it toh mistakes hongi duniya bhar ki.
READ PART 1 FIRST YOU PEOPLE!!
The first part ends with Rehman, Ulfat, and ACP Pradyuman, Daya and Akshay Kumar finding Babu Dakait and Margot Robbie the newly married couple sitting on the couch.
•Rehman and Babu Dakait had a very awkward conversation, where Margot Robbie discusses how good Babu is in bed…Babu gushes over his new wife, phir ek dam se kitchen mai se Rehman’s dead mother..jisko rehman ne he mara tha.. ek dam chai lekar ajati hai..babu or Rehman ki gand fatt kar 62.5 hojati hai ki yeh zinda kaha se ho gayi….then Rehman and his mother have a very awkward conversation
Not so dead ammi: hnn beta bhadwae..kyu kya hua moot nikkal gya..mujhe dekh kar…??
•Margot gets jealous that her husband’s dead mistress is back..so they start making out aggressively on Rehman’s couch. Rehman and Ulfat escapes to Rehman’s study room.
•Study mai pura andhera tha, jaise he Rehman light on karta hai, Rehman ki chaddi mai chedd ho jata hai, because durr desk and chair par none other than Akshay Khanna bethe hue hote hai..Rehman unhe ghar se bahar nikalne ko kheta hai, or unhe bura lag jata hai.. toh wahi study mai Akshay Khanna, Rehman ko apne khet ke tamataro se maarte hai, phir woh Ulfat ki Saumya Tandon se video call par baat karate hai..or phir ek dam se parde ke piche se bhabhi ji ghar par hai ki Anita Mishra (played by Saumya Tandon) bahar aati hai..or phir woh pointing spiderman wali meme karte hai..
•Rehman or Ulfat study se bahar aate hai, Rehman calls for Uzair, Uzair enters the scene but not alone he is carried by the Great Khali in bridal style, Rehman almost chakkar khakar gir jata hai.
•Rehman thodi der saans lene ke liye bethta hai, then casually he asks, where is Faizal?? Ulfat replies woh apne room mai Dekisugi (doraemon wala) ke sath homework kar raha hai,Rehman puchta hai dekisuki yaha kya kar raha hai..Dekisugi faizal ki class mai padhta hai..
•Phir ek dam se ceiling par se DHAAAMMM!!! awaj aati hai, they both look up, a small blue fat figure fell on the ground after crashing with a ceiling fan!!
Rehman: iski maa ka saki naa kaa!! yehh kya babal hai!!! (rehman jumped in Ulfat’s arms, and she caught him in bridal style as he said it)
Blue fat figure: he he he maaf karna doston mai Doremon hun..
Rehman: tuh jo bhi ho mere bhai..yaha kya kar raha hai?? tuh yaha hai he kyu..??!!
Doraemon: Mai yaha hun kyuki Nobita yaha hai..
Rehman: Nobita yaha kyu hai??
Doraemon: kyuki Sizuka yaha hai..
Rehman: Sizuka yaha kyu hai!!??
Rehman: what— its our house—??
Doraemon: Sizuka yaha isliye hai kyuki Degisuki yaha hai. Aapke pass doracake hai??
•Both Rehman and Ulfat ignored the tiny cat and moved forward.. to their garden to find Hamza, but from nowhere out of the world they got pushed into a dance mob circle..and now they both are dancing all confused.
Rehman: Ulfat!! tum naach kyu rahi ho!!
Ulfat: tum kyu naach rahe ho!!??
Rehman: because mujhe nachaya jara hai!
Ulfat: *smacks his ass* toh naach basanti! naach!
Rehman: wha— *he stops mid sentence and snaps*
TUMM SARE KE SAREE BHOSDIWALO KIS BAAT KA JASHAN MANA RAHE HO MERE MAAKAN MAI!!????? *the garba music stops*
•Champaklal Gada from TMKOC jumped out of the dance circle, he gives Rehman a speech on satyanishtha and shudh shabd, then dayaben jumped enthusiastically, they have some mind boggling conversation. Moving forward.
•Hamza meets them in the middle of the street hanging out with John Cena beside Abdul Stationary,they have some conversation. Hamza tells them all these people are sent by this particular tumblr author called Vanshu. And this is too combine the multiverse, so that her exam could get cancelled. and it is Rehman and his gangs duty to save the world with all these people.
“MAINE ISSKEE BAAP KA THAEKA LEE RAKHA HAI KYAA!!??” Rehman yelled in the atmosphere not sure at particularly what…
•so the next thing i know is, Rehman is gathering these people abhi tak jitte bhi mile hai, and he makes up a team, ACP OR DAYA ke bich mai ladai ho jati hai ki un dono mai se kon jayega, toh Rehman undono mai puri gali mai race lagwata hai.
“MAI 1 2 3 bolunga, bhaagna hai or khambee ko chukkar wapis ana hai” Rehman instructed.
“OK 1 2 3– — — — — —NO NOO— DAYA WOH KHAMBA NHI HAI!! HE IS MY BROTHER UZAIR—!! eww don’t touch him ACP NOOO YOU PERVERT!!”
•Daya won, but ironman was better option so they took ironman, ACP and Daya cried, so as an “adopting random people like a father figure”he took them too.
•so the team was ready Rehman,Ulfat,Uzair,Donga,Siyahi,Ironman,ACP,
daya,Akshay kumar,Akshaye Khanna,Gokuldham society ke kuch members jaise Daya, Jethalal, Bhide, Tapu Sena, Doraemon, Babu Dakait,Margot Robbie (she is tagging along for the vibe and snaps)
They are ready to save the world!! uhmm baki ka kisi or din bata dungi, aab ek mahine baad itta jayda likha nhi jata, once again this is just uppar-uppar se ok, could have been much better if i would have wrote it.
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