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Hi guys not dead just going through routinely crisis regarding this fetish okay bye
Guys fuck whatever Iāve said recently Iām never doing this head cold shit again. I will take the horrible coughs every time. I feel like my head will combust and Iām sneezing so often thatās itās not even sexy anymore. And Iāve had this kink my entire life so thatās how yk itās serious. My nostrils, thorat, and body burn. Iām serious guys I will literally cut off my head to ENSURE I never get a head cold again.
Guys I think I just caught my first sneezy cold in months. Within an hour of waking up I sneezed five times (while isnāt unusual because I always stifle at home and they come rapidly) but what was kind of strange is that I sneezed four times (stifled again) about 15-20 minutes later. Much to my dismay, I donāt sneeze often š„² When I donāt stifle I usually sneeze only once. Stifling can be anywhere from 3-10 times, usually on the lower half. The common thing is that unless thereās an irritant around, once I sneeze I donāt need to for hours, possibly even the entire day. So already I was like ???? 20 minutes is short. And then an hour later I sneezed twice, unstifled. I got false starts for like a while but sneezed again about an hour later. And then periodically I sneezed one or twice an hour. If Iām counting correctly Iām at 16ish rn. Rn itās not really a full blown cold, but I have a sore throat and minor headache so I can tell itās coming. The last time I had a cold though I sneezed a TON, like fits of 10+ unstifled, so Iām hoping once the cold actually comes in I get a repeat. Iāve been so itchy all day (literally hitching while typing this) so it very well might be. Whatās strange is that my colds literally never made me sneeze before these two, so I guess Iām developing a pattern. So hooray! I donāt have to be just miserable, I can be horny AND miserableš„³
Update, weāre at like 22-24 now, I kind of lost count. It hasnāt gone to up much because I got in bed for a brief rest and passed tfffff out, like from 1:30-4:00. I just felt so achey. A new development is that breathing deeply, swallowing, or doing any action that enhances the tickle in my throat makes me sneeze. Idk how that works. Like for example I was swallowing because my throat felt weird and all of the sudden I was literally hitching?? Itās been happening so much. But speaking of which my throat hurts so bad omfg, I literally love talking and Iām so said that it pains me to doā¹ļø But yeah still itchy. I canāt wait to take a dose of NyQuil and fall asleep shin because lord knows I need it.
society if ao3 had an official sneeze fetish tag
The concept of (a very sick) Dabi having to sneeze so badly during an intel meeting with Hawks, but deciding to hold back . Each breath of his releases as a barely concealed hitch. His chest stutters slightly at even the shallowest inhale. And, god, his nose burns. Itās ironic, in a way.
And then the concept of him realizing, to his utter mortification, that he canāt hold them in anymore. He throws out a question that he knows will excite Hawks, something about meaningless recruits, and the blond starts blabbering away. Typical. While the hero makes exaggerated hand motions, Dabi uses his limited time to stifle a few sneezes into the crook of his shoulder. It works for about one or two, before he understands the situation is much more desperate than anticipated. While his sneezes arenāt coming to an end, Hawks rambling is, and he canāt stop.
And then and then the concept of Hawks staring in disbelief as Dabi sneezes once, twice, three times, and, oh, he isnāt stopping. Because Hawks is too morally superior (or so Dabi believes), he attempts blessing him, only to be cut off by more painful, barely satisfying sneezes. Once the fit is done, he gives an over the top āBless you!ā and makes a teasing comment.
And then and then and THEN the concept of Dabi being pushed to his limit by the snide remark, because, in his opinion, he shouldnāt have to be in an abandoned warehouse to start with. He always found these meetings pointless, a strategic method for Hawks to benefit more from the LOVās information. Now here he was, stuck in a building with a liar, and even more so, one that wants to kill him. And, who was Hawks to make him sound weak? More importantly, who is Dabi to act weak in front of him? He raises his hand in an attempt to burn Hawks, but barely reaches his feathers before the smoke makes him dissolve into nothing but a sneezing mess again. Except this time, he doesnāt have the energy to stifle. Itās not like he needed to though, the sound of Hawks cackling echoes through the walls. Afterwards, he musters up the strength to send his strongest glare while wiping his nose, which only fuels is it more. Grimacing, he mutters some threats, and leaves the warehouse.
But, he shortly believe in karma when they return a week later and the once pristine hero is a sniffling mess in front of him. Ha.
Do you guys still fw M/y H/ero A/cademia because Iāll write this if literally 5-10 people say yes or like this post
Guys I think I just caught my first sneezy cold in months. Within an hour of waking up I sneezed five times (while isnāt unusual because I always stifle at home and they come rapidly) but what was kind of strange is that I sneezed four times (stifled again) about 15-20 minutes later. Much to my dismay, I donāt sneeze often š„² When I donāt stifle I usually sneeze only once. Stifling can be anywhere from 3-10 times, usually on the lower half. The common thing is that unless thereās an irritant around, once I sneeze I donāt need to for hours, possibly even the entire day. So already I was like ???? 20 minutes is short. And then an hour later I sneezed twice, unstifled. I got false starts for like a while but sneezed again about an hour later. And then periodically I sneezed one or twice an hour. If Iām counting correctly Iām at 16ish rn. Rn itās not really a full blown cold, but I have a sore throat and minor headache so I can tell itās coming. The last time I had a cold though I sneezed a TON, like fits of 10+ unstifled, so Iām hoping once the cold actually comes in I get a repeat. Iāve been so itchy all day (literally hitching while typing this) so it very well might be. Whatās strange is that my colds literally never made me sneeze before these two, so I guess Iām developing a pattern. So hooray! I donāt have to be just miserable, I can be horny AND miserableš„³
the other night my bf was spooning me and i sneezed about 6 times spaced out and good lord. it started with ābless youā and then ābless you babyā and then moved into āaw are you okay are you getting sick?ā āthat was five poor babyā and then commentary on how cute my sneezes are and how heād take care of me if i was getting sick
it of course ended with me guiding his hand between my legs
I just tried to get off to wavs as one does at the end of a stressful week and a tornado just spawned in my city. I donāt think Iāll ever feel as much fear as I did when the sounds of sneezing in my headphones was replaced with a loud ass tornado warning. Also my heart is pounding because the storm and down there is pounding because I didnāt get to finish
glasses becoming skewed from the force of a sneeze.
then having to gingerly move them back up the bridge of their sensitive nose, trying not to trigger another sneeze.
words & phrases that sound even better coming out breathless & interrupted by a snz:
āthank youā ā no thank YOU
āplease?ā ā so sweet & needy
āno moreā ā you poor, poor thing (there will be much more)
āi canātā ā bonus points if you add on a āstopā to that & itās niagra falls. curtains closed
āso tickly / itchyā like⦠obviously & now iām wet
Idgaf I WILL make it my mission to have sex with a snzfcker once in my life. I have no idea how this will happen considering I will never bring it up first irl.. but I swear it will happen.
inspired by my last reblog:
inducing someone, tickling around in their nose, and suddenly you find a spot that works so well it genuinely surprises them. previously, they were mostly just indulging you, entertaining your fantasies, but not really confident they would sneeze, let alone that you'd be able to make them sneeze consistently.
well well well, look who's left stunned, on autopilot as you tickle sneeze after desperate sneeze out of them, constantly breaking off in their own confused rambles attempting to express their confusion to hitch up and up and-oh, bless you again.
Horrendously bisexual ā ļø
Switch ā ļø
Lover of both sneezing and other people sneezing ā ļø
Can I pick a lane in any aspect of my life? No. Never.
Thinking about a dom inducing the absolute fuck out of their sub as punishment for bratting but instead of being allowed to sneeze freely the dom is pinching their nose shut every time they're about to sneeze so all they get is a rapid desperate fit of increasingly wet stifles
when i say i want holdbacks, i never want them to be successful. just you as desperate as you can possibly be
they wonāt tell u this but the best way to have āsexā is actually sitting on the sofa with a cute girl and sneezing and sneezing and sneezing and sneezing for her
i desperately need to have sex with another snzfucker, like oh my god do y'all just ever imagine that..???? literally would be the best sex in my LIFE.