Kaledo Art
Discoholic 🪩
Jules of Nature
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Misplaced Lens Cap
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Andulka
we're not kids anymore.
taylor price
tannertan36
ojovivo
Sade Olutola
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will byers stan first human second
Not today Justin
Kiana Khansmith
$LAYYYTER
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@veggiefries
[Rubs her chin]
Mmn, I’m not really feelin’ Minnie dress, but the sleeveless looks nice—
Hm.. Well, I suppose we can start with the sleeveless dress.
[puts the Minnie dress away and puts the sleeveless dress in a shopping cart]
There. You can try that on after we search for more clothes. Do you see anything else that you think you’d like?
[Looks around again, blinking]
Uh... Those shirts look pretty cute--
imrichandyourenot replied to your post “You’re so cute when you’re flustered.”
But you are. Like seriously. Cutie patootie right here.
[The blush deepens]
Sh-Shut up!
[Smiles down at her]
It’s true though.
[Glares up at him, her face red in color]
No, it ain't. Shut up!
[One of the woman who declined his advances early come sauntering over to him. She ask him if this seat is taking. He answers not for a beautiful goddess such as herself. She blushes cutely, sitting down, and starts shamelessly flirting with him. He of course flirts back with her, buying her drinks and everything.]
[Looks bored and rests her elbow on the table and her cheek in her hand, watching them flirt as if something interesting will actually come of it. A passing drunk stops at her table and takes a seat, offering her a drink]
[Turns him down and tries shooing him away]
Oh you know, just herbs, to put it vaguely.
.
... Oh.
Well that’s good, hard enough as it is last thing I need is some people houndin’ me.
... What do people think you're sellin'?
imrichandyourenot replied to your post “You're so cute when you're flustered.”
But you are. Like seriously. Cutie patootie right here.
[The blush deepens]
Sh-Shut up!
[None of the girls seem interested in him tonight. So he simply sits down, ordering some food and some expensive alcohol. Some of them look interested in him now.]
[He is a very respectful person. Mainly because his mother would have his head if he wasn’t. She very scary woman to him.]
[Takes a seat in one of the booths. She's under-aged, so no purchasing alcohol. She continues to watch the people's actions]
[Ah, people watching]
veggiefries
imrichandyourenot
I dunno who ya heard it from, but I’m not sellin’.
I didn' ask if ya were sellin' stuff.
[It’s not his fault you give off the “I’m not interested go away vibe.”]
[Smoothly talks to other girls, until they say they’re not interested and simply moves on to another. Some of them look honestly surprised that he easily moves on. Probably expecting him to keep on hitting them or something.]
[Doesn't seem to notice that, welp]
[Observes him and the women, raising an eyebrow]
...
[wait is he being shockingly respectful??]
"You're so cute when you're flustered."
[Blushes, crosses her arms over her chest and looking away from him]
Shut up--I am not.
…Good for you. Goodbye.
[goes to talk to another girl]
Wow, what an ass.
...
I almost pity 'im. Can't talk ta girls that don' wanna sleep with 'im.
Hit On My Muse! [May Be NSFW]
"Would you sleep with a stranger?"
"You're a god/goddess..."
"I'm not wearing any underwear..."
"I'm completely naked under all these clothes."
"You're my fetish."
"Can I feel between those thighs of yours?"
"I wouldn't tell you to stop."
"You're so cute when you're flustered."
"I know you like me, don't deny it."
"You want it, don't you?"
"You've a beautiful name, wanna hear me moan it?"
"Nice ass..."
"God, you're just perfect."
[…]
Huh. OK.
Right. So, uh—
Yeah.
[Hums]
Well— [hands her $1,000]
Merry Christmas!
[quickly leaves]
[Is too stunned to say anything when he gives her the money]
[When she starts to thank him, he’s already long gone]
… Holy shit.
[He went to a bar to get hammered and drunk, and then go have sex with some pretty ladies.]
[The End]
Of course.
I mean, look at me. Who doesn’t want this?
Well, I could probably name a few.
Myself, included.
[…]
Huh. OK.
Right. So, uh—
Yeah.
[Hums]
Well— [hands her $1,000]
Merry Christmas!
[quickly leaves]
[Is too stunned to say anything when he gives her the money]
[When she starts to thank him, he's already long gone]
... Holy shit.
Yet no one looks at good as me in a suit.
[Is totally happy.]
You've got quite a fuckin' ego, man.
[…]
Huh. OK.
Right. So, uh--
Yeah.
