GLORY TO CINDERCREST.

are you all a fan of the new king ♪

"Not one bit, dude."

aaawwe isn't that just so ~ unfortunate huh? ^_^ whatever will i do ... parrotx2 doesn't likeee me? oh, the tragedy that is! ehe..

"Larperrr."

who's wearing the crown again? ♡

"Who stole the crown again? Anyone can wear a crown, but that doesn't mean you earned it."

stole? i led all these players to the right side. i didn't do anything wrong ^_^ all you do is talk and talk and talk... you ever learnt to just shut up for once?

hows saps jr adjuating to being royalty now/silly

great! i mean, just look at him and then look at me! like king like prince. ♪

< saparata picks up his kid, "saps jr," placing the 5yr old child next to him to compare side-by-side. saps jr yelps but overall looks happy, even vocalising a small "yay! up, up!" upon being picked up and placed back down again. >

< it just looks like saparata made himself a smaller clone; they look identical. eerily so. what the hell. >

#confirmed age yay

are you all a fan of the new king ♪

"Not one bit, dude."

aaawwe isn't that just so ~ unfortunate huh? ^_^ whatever will i do ... parrotx2 doesn't likeee me? oh, the tragedy that is! ehe..

"Larperrr."

who's wearing the crown again? ♡

are you all a fan of the new king ♪

"Not one bit, dude."

aaawwe isn't that just so ~ unfortunate huh? ^_^ whatever will i do ... parrotx2 doesn't likeee me? oh, the tragedy that is! ehe..

#fable says hi

are you all a fan of the new king ♪

Saps is completely alone, looking at the sky. He knows what's coming.

A dark figure lands in front of him, bathing the field they're in with yellow light.

The Mastermind is here.

"Saaaaaps~ why didn't you tell me that flame fucking frags is working for you now?" :)

- @th3on3wh0run5th3show

(ah. this isn't the best i've looked. as in my social image and also physically. i'm so fucked.)

... hello, ████████. i've.. been caught up in a few things. it's not easy fighting in an active war whilst also trying to manage... what you assigned me, so heaven forbid i forget.. my ~ fault.

th3on3wh0run5th3show

They laugh.

"it's fine. It's fine. You know, Saps, I chose you because I know you are a skilled and intelligent player."

They run a claw like finger through his neck, leaving an extremely small mark.

"And because I know you wouldn't like to get in my bad side. :)"

#in a really passive aggressive sarcastic tone

< saparata shudders at the touch, scowling and swatting their hand away. he hated that, jesus christ.. whatever. he had to cooperate for now. >

well, i know that ♡ of course i'm intelligent, what else is new? and, er... naturally no one would want to be on your "bad side." pretty sure that's applicable to everyone.

so .. ~

< saparata gives a few seconds to pause before continuing. >

what brings you back here? something new for me to do, or.. was it just to complain about flame? you're a little hard to read sometimes ♪

Saps is completely alone, looking at the sky. He knows what's coming.

A dark figure lands in front of him, bathing the field they're in with yellow light.

The Mastermind is here.

"Saaaaaps~ why didn't you tell me that flame fucking frags is working for you now?" :)

- @th3on3wh0run5th3show

(ah. this isn't the best i've looked. as in my social image and also physically. i'm so fucked.)

... hello, ████████. i've.. been caught up in a few things. it's not easy fighting in an active war whilst also trying to manage... what you assigned me, so heaven forbid i forget.. my ~ fault.

mr saps! i come bearing gifts!

(he looks genuinely so happy!)

i’m soooo happy that i got into cindercrest, so i got gifts for you! yay!

(aw. okay. let’s see what gifts!)

(a shulker! what’s inside the shulker? stacks upon stacks… of stacks of… rockets. and a little amount of end crystals.)

(WHERE DID THIS KID GET THESE????? WHAT??????)

— @vampywampie

oh? this'll do us well.. you've done good. maybe you have potential. ♡

(... i hope to god they just ignore the glitter. i will slit their throat without a second thought if they dare talk about it.)

*A medium sized box that is a bit heavy falls from two feet above Saparata’s head and lands on his foot. On it is a short note that reads:*

.ʇunnbuᴉʅǝɹ ǝɹoʅop onʇǝdɹǝd uᴉ soʌ ǝɐnb ɹnʇǝxǝʌ sᴉʌɹɐd snqǝɹ ɯɐɹʇsǝʌ ɯɐʇᴉʌ ʇǝ ɹnʇuɐᵷuᴉʇʇɐ ɯɐnbɯnu ǝɐɹʇsǝʌ ǝɐʇǝɯ ʇn snɯɐɹǝdS .sǝ snpunɔnꓩuI

*When the box is opened, fine pink glitter explodes everywhere. It will be nearly impossible to get rid of.*

@lost-to-the-timeless

OKAY SO WHAT THE FUCK. I GET GLITTER BOMBED AND YOU SEND ME DEATH THREATS. ohh heaven forbid i want justice and goodwill for the server by ridding it of our... pathetic excuse of a king.. this is going to be really unpleasant to clean up aha.

is it true parrot is evil!?

yes. why wouldn't he be? ♪

mr saps :((((((

can i pretty please with a cherry on top, extra sprinkles, and another thing of ice cream, more syrup and chocolate, chopped up fruits and whipped cream please can i join your cindercrest… thing?

it’s the only place that’ll let me feed in humans!!!! parrot is so mean, he sends me chicken blood! chicken blood! and for your information! chicken blood tastes like ash!!!!

would YOU want to eat ash? i don’t think so!!

i’ll help you get sum stuff, materials, hell, i’m also pretty good at fighting— and, and anyone i eat and finish turns into pixels and disappears! so… like…

(he’s twiddling with his thumbs, trying to think up other things that would make him useful.)

— @vampywampie

hm.. maybe! i don't know how effective that'd be in a battle. you talked to parrot about this? why haven't you just tried it on parrot? that'd make my job much easier.. but sure ♡ join the family :)

orcboxer

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

#ooc post

The guy nobody invited:

( – @veiledinred )

my whole gimmick is breaking in and out of prisons aaaaand that's why i'm here! this server is a prison dear god. who are you again

so you're, what? like.. an escape artist? unique.

who am i, well, ehe ♪ hiiiya, i'm saparata! or just saps. i'm the leader of cindercrest ♡ we're a civilisation trying to overthrow the king, parrotx2 :)

something like that. i also build prisons on commission and stuff its pretty cool as a joh

??? oh shiiittt yeah parrot is king... yeah... i kind of forgot that detail............. (scratching her head awkwardly.) why are you trying to overthrow him? did he do something wrong? ...again?

well..

we are trying to overthrow him because before parrot became our "king," the state of the server was more ideal than how it currently is now. we had enough food to go around, or when farmers actually had things to harvest. when the structures and homes around us had purpose and meaning to them because us old players made them. and then parrot invited tens of thousands of new players, starving players into a server where we barely had enough to go around already. parrot said he was saving people! but if you look around, you can clearly see he's caused nothing but death and famine. he prioritised new over old and when we were left to starve, he told us to wait.

when cindercrest inevitably takes over, only those who join us- join our cause- will be spared.

as for parrot? he'll meet a not so similar fate.

ohh um yeah thats. um. me and parrot used to be friends, sorta? you know how it is? maybe are—like i don't really know. i have mixed feelings on him. you're not wrong when you say he brings death. bad news or something like that. it's happened with tons of old civilizations even before he was king yknow? always. wanting to save everyone. you should see the state of the farlands civ now

(would you rather be safe or free? ken grimaces. man. does this kinda count as getting traumadumped on? loredrop! maybe this is why unstable videos take so long...)

i mean he's the type to be overly "self sacrificing". does that make sense? he'll go headfirst into risky scenarios and frame it as saving. i think that guy has a death wish. are you like. gonna kill him?

(AND WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS, ACTUALLY? oh girl.)

all the more reasons why he's unfit for the role of the king. you- you know, i used to live in capital city, actually! with my friends, before parrot opened the server to all the new players, and- it's like what i've been saying, we didn't have enough food beforehand, and capital city ran out quick. so we left. but with the influx of new players, it was either we built our own farms or die of starvation. but without the protection of capital city, we got attacked by bandits. my friends died because of parrot's carelessness! that's why the king needs to go. we've already cut off his supply of food. he'll watch his members die of hunger or he'll surrender.

yeah i can't lie i totally agree with that—oh you're still going. okay! whoa i haven't heard that name in a while. capital city was like, where all the new players went right, at the time?

(werent there any other places to go—ah. um. he forgot about that whole fiasco. saparata is still talking holy shit how does one do all this.)

oh... so like payback... uh huh. he kinda destroyed the farming section thing back in the farlands civ indirectly back during mafia days and like i dont know. he doesnt look like hes been doing as much as before. and it was still bad before

(FUUUUUCKKKK THIS GUY WON'T STOP TRAUMADUMPING. KEN GET IT TOGETHER. KEN. STRAIGHT FACE. YOU CANT DIE NOW. THIS GUY HAS AN ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

yeah, that's the closest place to spawn, so naturally..

ohh my god. OH MY GOD. YEAH. SEE. HE'S STILL TERRIBLE! HE'S WORSE THAN BEFORE. YOU GET IT, DON'T YOU? PARROTX2 HAS NO RHYTHM. HE'S RIDICULOUS AND OBNOXIOUS. HE IS THE MORAL EQUIVALENT OF A LEECH. HE IS A LIVING EMPTINESS, A MEANINGLESS VOID. PARROTX2 IS SOUR AND SENILE. A DISEASE. A FIEND AND A COWARD, HE IS DEGENERATE, NOXIOUS AND DEPRAVED. I FEEL DEBASED JUST FOR KNOWING PARROTX2 EXISTS. I DESPISE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, AND I WISH HE WOULD GO AWAY. I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW INCREDIBLY STUPID HE IS. I MEAN ROCK-HARD STUPID. DEHYDRATED-ROCK-HARD STUPID. STUPID SO STUPID THAT IT GOES WAY BEYOND THE STUPID WE KNOW INTO A WHOLE DIFFERENT DIMENSION OF STUPID. HE'S TRANS-STUPID STUPID. META-STUPID. SOME PURE ESSENCE OF A STUPID SO UNCONTAMINATED BY ANYTHING ELSE AS TO BE BEYOND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS THAT WE KNOW. I COULD GO ON.

.. this is why you'd make a great member of cindercrest ♡ you're just so agreeable :)

ah yeah i mean i. oh

(??????????????????????????)

(FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEE HOLY SHIT HOOOOOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. KEN. KEN GET IT TOGETHER. KEN WHY ARE YOU SHAKING. SOUR AND SENILE?)

oh i think he's kind of stupid too i mean when it comes to—wh. what oh thats really a lot

(TRANS-STUPID STUPID. KENADIAN IM WATCHING YOUR STREAM BRUH WHY YOU TRYING NOT TO LAUGH. THATS DISRESPECTFUL AS FUCK.)

i would

I WOULD WHAT? sorry uhhhh i mean i'd what? aha what (THIS GUY WILL KILL YOU HE'S TAKING THIS SO SERIOUSLY. GET IT TOGETHER. IF YOU LAUGH YOU GO TO CINDERCREST IN CHAINS AS A PRISONER OH HEEEELLLL NO. THEYRE GONNA MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU. THEYRE GOING TO MAKE YOU DRESS UP LIKE PARROTX2 AND BOIL YOU ALIVE dont you think that's farfetched actually why would they do thNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh okay)

seeeeee, right? i'm right, you agree with me! ♡ he's hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, cowardly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive and he is a PLAGUE.

but you reaaaaally would make a great new recruit... cindercrest wants you! :) do you wanna join our cause. wanna overthrow parrotx2 our false and incompetent so-called king and have cindercrest rule.

uhhhhhh

(THIS GUY WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UUUUPPPPPP LORD PLEASE. ken hitting the plead gif bro. genuine desperation in her eyes much like a rhinoceros watching itself get its horns cutWhat is this example IT MAKES SENSE TO ME OKAY. shes hitting the speed emote. all of them at the same time. yeah all of them. no more speed emotes left)

i—uh—uh. uhhhhh. hey thats a really lovely idea (PARROTX2 IS OOMF) but i think maybe like ill have to think on that (SAPARATA IS THE ONCELER AND YOU ARE THE TREES.) because i actually agree on what youre saying (PARROTX2 HAS A CHILD WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND KENADIAN.) and. and uh. i dont join things without my bbbbest friend wato! so he just has to be told really. he follows me mostly. two for the price of one aha yknow

(GET ME THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS GUY)

aha. i get a little passionate about some things...

ooohhh, reaaally? ♪ do you meaaaan it? :) you should let me meet him. soon. i'll keep my eye on you though! since you're.. interested. ♡

(what i mean is i'll let her choose whether or not they want to live or die. i don't.. hm. i don't mind if it means sacrificing a few older players just to rule. the choice, though? it's all yours.)

i definitely... can see that. holy shit do you do that a lot? or just when parrot is mentioned. cause i can see it either way really

i kind of lost her... but like, once i find him i'll make arrangements and stuff i think if you'll point me in the direction of, uh, what's it—cindercrest?

(see, ken isn't stupid. he knows how things work. they also know that parrot has no reason to distrust them, and even less so if she brings up this conversation with him at all.)

(it depends on whichever one keeps her safest.)

...i'll be in touch =^w^=! i'm ken, by the way.

mostly when it's parrot! no harm in that though, surely.

cindercrest iiis..

< saps doesn't dare to turn away from ken. he points in a direction- northwest. he had it memorised by now. >

over there, couple.. er, thousand blocks out. ♡ hope you will. a pleasure meeting you, we look forward to meeting wato, too. :)

#evil fucking guy

The guy nobody invited:

( – @veiledinred )

my whole gimmick is breaking in and out of prisons aaaaand that's why i'm here! this server is a prison dear god. who are you again

so you're, what? like.. an escape artist? unique.

who am i, well, ehe ♪ hiiiya, i'm saparata! or just saps. i'm the leader of cindercrest ♡ we're a civilisation trying to overthrow the king, parrotx2 :)

something like that. i also build prisons on commission and stuff its pretty cool as a joh

??? oh shiiittt yeah parrot is king... yeah... i kind of forgot that detail............. (scratching her head awkwardly.) why are you trying to overthrow him? did he do something wrong? ...again?

well..

we are trying to overthrow him because before parrot became our "king," the state of the server was more ideal than how it currently is now. we had enough food to go around, or when farmers actually had things to harvest. when the structures and homes around us had purpose and meaning to them because us old players made them. and then parrot invited tens of thousands of new players, starving players into a server where we barely had enough to go around already. parrot said he was saving people! but if you look around, you can clearly see he's caused nothing but death and famine. he prioritised new over old and when we were left to starve, he told us to wait.

when cindercrest inevitably takes over, only those who join us- join our cause- will be spared.

as for parrot? he'll meet a not so similar fate.

ohh um yeah thats. um. me and parrot used to be friends, sorta? you know how it is? maybe are—like i don't really know. i have mixed feelings on him. you're not wrong when you say he brings death. bad news or something like that. it's happened with tons of old civilizations even before he was king yknow? always. wanting to save everyone. you should see the state of the farlands civ now

(would you rather be safe or free? ken grimaces. man. does this kinda count as getting traumadumped on? loredrop! maybe this is why unstable videos take so long...)

i mean he's the type to be overly "self sacrificing". does that make sense? he'll go headfirst into risky scenarios and frame it as saving. i think that guy has a death wish. are you like. gonna kill him?

(AND WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS, ACTUALLY? oh girl.)

all the more reasons why he's unfit for the role of the king. you- you know, i used to live in capital city, actually! with my friends, before parrot opened the server to all the new players, and- it's like what i've been saying, we didn't have enough food beforehand, and capital city ran out quick. so we left. but with the influx of new players, it was either we built our own farms or die of starvation. but without the protection of capital city, we got attacked by bandits. my friends died because of parrot's carelessness! that's why the king needs to go. we've already cut off his supply of food. he'll watch his members die of hunger or he'll surrender.

yeah i can't lie i totally agree with that—oh you're still going. okay! whoa i haven't heard that name in a while. capital city was like, where all the new players went right, at the time?

(werent there any other places to go—ah. um. he forgot about that whole fiasco. saparata is still talking holy shit how does one do all this.)

oh... so like payback... uh huh. he kinda destroyed the farming section thing back in the farlands civ indirectly back during mafia days and like i dont know. he doesnt look like hes been doing as much as before. and it was still bad before

(FUUUUUCKKKK THIS GUY WON'T STOP TRAUMADUMPING. KEN GET IT TOGETHER. KEN. STRAIGHT FACE. YOU CANT DIE NOW. THIS GUY HAS AN ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

yeah, that's the closest place to spawn, so naturally..

ohh my god. OH MY GOD. YEAH. SEE. HE'S STILL TERRIBLE! HE'S WORSE THAN BEFORE. YOU GET IT, DON'T YOU? PARROTX2 HAS NO RHYTHM. HE'S RIDICULOUS AND OBNOXIOUS. HE IS THE MORAL EQUIVALENT OF A LEECH. HE IS A LIVING EMPTINESS, A MEANINGLESS VOID. PARROTX2 IS SOUR AND SENILE. A DISEASE. A FIEND AND A COWARD, HE IS DEGENERATE, NOXIOUS AND DEPRAVED. I FEEL DEBASED JUST FOR KNOWING PARROTX2 EXISTS. I DESPISE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, AND I WISH HE WOULD GO AWAY. I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW INCREDIBLY STUPID HE IS. I MEAN ROCK-HARD STUPID. DEHYDRATED-ROCK-HARD STUPID. STUPID SO STUPID THAT IT GOES WAY BEYOND THE STUPID WE KNOW INTO A WHOLE DIFFERENT DIMENSION OF STUPID. HE'S TRANS-STUPID STUPID. META-STUPID. SOME PURE ESSENCE OF A STUPID SO UNCONTAMINATED BY ANYTHING ELSE AS TO BE BEYOND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS THAT WE KNOW. I COULD GO ON.

.. this is why you'd make a great member of cindercrest ♡ you're just so agreeable :)

ah yeah i mean i. oh

(??????????????????????????)

(FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEE HOLY SHIT HOOOOOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. KEN. KEN GET IT TOGETHER. KEN WHY ARE YOU SHAKING. SOUR AND SENILE?)

oh i think he's kind of stupid too i mean when it comes to—wh. what oh thats really a lot

(TRANS-STUPID STUPID. KENADIAN IM WATCHING YOUR STREAM BRUH WHY YOU TRYING NOT TO LAUGH. THATS DISRESPECTFUL AS FUCK.)

i would

I WOULD WHAT? sorry uhhhh i mean i'd what? aha what (THIS GUY WILL KILL YOU HE'S TAKING THIS SO SERIOUSLY. GET IT TOGETHER. IF YOU LAUGH YOU GO TO CINDERCREST IN CHAINS AS A PRISONER OH HEEEELLLL NO. THEYRE GONNA MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU. THEYRE GOING TO MAKE YOU DRESS UP LIKE PARROTX2 AND BOIL YOU ALIVE dont you think that's farfetched actually why would they do thNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh okay)

seeeeee, right? i'm right, you agree with me! ♡ he's hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, cowardly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive and he is a PLAGUE.

but you reaaaaally would make a great new recruit... cindercrest wants you! :) do you wanna join our cause. wanna overthrow parrotx2 our false and incompetent so-called king and have cindercrest rule.

uhhhhhh

(THIS GUY WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UUUUPPPPPP LORD PLEASE. ken hitting the plead gif bro. genuine desperation in her eyes much like a rhinoceros watching itself get its horns cutWhat is this example IT MAKES SENSE TO ME OKAY. shes hitting the speed emote. all of them at the same time. yeah all of them. no more speed emotes left)

i—uh—uh. uhhhhh. hey thats a really lovely idea (PARROTX2 IS OOMF) but i think maybe like ill have to think on that (SAPARATA IS THE ONCELER AND YOU ARE THE TREES.) because i actually agree on what youre saying (PARROTX2 HAS A CHILD WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND KENADIAN.) and. and uh. i dont join things without my bbbbest friend wato! so he just has to be told really. he follows me mostly. two for the price of one aha yknow

(GET ME THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS GUY)