Dubiously Human

Lancaster (Lanx) / They/it/he / 31

[vellichordragon]

About

18+ Only - Please don't follow me if you are a minor. Interacting with SFW posts is fine.

Lancaster/Lanx (Also responds to Riley, Vellichor, The Doctor, or Sherlock.)

It/they/he

32 years old

Otherkin / Plural / Alterhuman

OTHER BLOGS

@thepearlescentdragon Alterhumanity / Otherkin / Etc

@lanx-speaks - Sherlock RP ask blog (OC: Riley Lancaster)

@john-watson-speaks - Sherlock RP ask blog (John Watson)

@sherlock-holmes-speaks - Sherlock RP ask blog (Sherlock Holmes)

SOCIAL

FurAffinity

ChickenSmoothie

Flight Rising

Ferzu

Discord - vellichordragon (I don't really enjoy talking 1-on-1 though)

I don't do DNIs; if I feel off about you, I just block and keep moving. Just don't be a jerk, should be fairly easy. I like to think I'm pretty chill.

Team 221B

If you're here from the Team 221B roleplay ask blog ensemble (or because I followed you whilst you were interacting with them) - First: I recommend reading this post. Second: I apologize in advance, I am annoying as hell behind the scenes.

[shortkinglogan]

ThpThpThpThpThpThp

[rottenbabyfawn]

pspspspsps heyyy kittykittykittyy

[shortkinglogan]

[pangur-and-grim]

I do get really stressed out during the editing process, but I find that shaping my fingers into a little gun and putting it in my mouth helps

[birdthena]

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

[duxmachinex]

[lanx-speaks]

don't mind me, i'm just--

[shamelessly drops a furry in your general direction]

[transmechanicus]

Pisses me off that i’ve seen so much marketing for “Hims” which are anti-hair loss pills which contain finasteride, minoxidil, etc, while prescribing the same chemicals as regular HRT is getting choked off for anybody under 26 in the US. “Yeah you can take this chemical but your insurance will only pay for it if you promise you’re not a tranny” fuck offffffff!!!!

[transmechanicus]

OH SO THE COUNTERPART “HER” PILLS ARE FOR WEIGHT LOSS WHAT IF I BURIED A PICKAXE IN THE CEO’S SKULL

[burntblueberrywaffles]

[I.D. an edited pyramid graph of maslow's hierarchy of needs where large text covering every section of basic, psychological and self-fulfillment needs read "people online telling me they like the thing i made". end I.D.] (image description by @lemondoddle )

[robotpoppa]

it’s-friday.avi

[yanguang]

wet ass pigeons

[strigays]

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

[strigays]

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

[glamvulture]

Not today, that’s for damn sure.

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

[astronomical-bagel]

Third base is when your blood is on my hands

[astronomical-bagel]

Forth base is dying in front of you

[astronomical-bagel]

fifth base is coming back from the dead to die in front of you yet again

[astronomical-bagel]

Sixth base is seeing my shadow in your reflection as a representation how we parallel one another and how you are unable to move on from me despite the harm we caused one another. I may be gone but the memory of me will never die as I haunt you for the rest of your life.

[astronomical-bagel]

I’m going to be honest. First base is ideological disagreement and second base is when I threaten to kill you for the first time

[knismofag]

take off your genitals... you won't need them for the kind of sex we'll be having...

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[horsemotifs]

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

[vellichordragon]

may i suggest that the "pigeon manifesto" be our battlecry?

Being dirty is not a problem for the pigeon. You can ask it, “How do you feel about having the city coating your feathers, having the streets gunked up in the crease of your eye?” and the pigeon would say, “Not a problem.” You will now stop blaming the pigeon. It is not the pigeon’s fault. The pigeon was once a dove, and then we built our filthy empire up around it, came to hate it for simply thriving in the midst our decay, came to hate it for not dying. The pigeon is your ally. They are chameleons, gray as the concrete they troll for scraps, at night they huddle and sing like cats. Their necks are glistening, iridescent as an oil-slick rainbow, they mate for life, and they fly. -Michelle Tea, 2018

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.