fuck

come on and slam and welcome to the jam velvet ant i'll fuck you up

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((quietly hums itsy bitsy spider))

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movingsticks replied to your post: anotherbitesthedynamite replied t...

I’m GOING to worry about you they fucking burned you???? ??/I swaer to god. Wwe’re going to find you okay and tget you out and you’ll come home and everything alright. everythign will be alright

hahah technically it was my own fault i did...acutally. no fuck it was their fault. they started it.

thank you if you save me and i cry please don't judge me

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anotherbitesthedynamite replied to your post: i’msorry

where are you are you okay what did that blue bastard do to you are you locked up yet please tell me you’re okay

th ey caught me i'm...burned. my legs are burnt and my hand. but that's the worst i'm...i just. had a panic attack. physically i'm all right. just kind of freakin out. 

starsandgears replied to your post: i’msorry

don’t apologize where are you???

honeybeezs replied to your post: i’msorry

Velvet are ya a’ight? What’s your location?

i don't know i passed out? i'm locked up. so i'm just going to assyme i got turned over. to the guards. 

movingsticks replied to your post: i’msorry

Velvet fuckoh my godare you alright jesus christ i’m goddamn worried off my ass abotu you

i'm ok i'm ok i'm so sorry i didn't mean to get caught don' tw royworry about me i'm okay 

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i'msorry

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((SLOWLY STARTS CRYING OVER STICKS))

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movingsticks replied to your post: like. even carrying a spoon makes...

A spoon made you feel needed and important.

do you have a problem with this i'll fight you with my spoon

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like. even carrying a spoon makes you feel useful and that is a Good Thing i feel needed and important

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movingsticks replied to your post: movingsticks replied to your post...

I’m going to use aphid’s coloured pencils and write that all down and tape it to your shirt like a little badge.

I'll wear it proudly and never take it off

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movingsticks replied to your post: movingsticks replied to your post...

I’m really glad you waved that really tops it all off. You should get an award.

velvet ant, receiver of the I'm Really Sorry I Ran Past Your Window While You Were Doing The Thing But I Waved So That Clearly Makes Up For My Gross Intrusion. 

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movingsticks replied to your post: i was running up a building this ...

Holy fuck.

i don't know who was more surprised me or them. it was a little awkward.

i even sealed the deal by waving at them. 

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i was running up a building this evening and i ran past a window and these two people were getting it on and i have never felt more intrusive in my life. 

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Do I hear my anthem playing through the streets

[ofahivemind]

I’d lose my hand if I were involved in any sort of boob punching (and why would I punch a boob, they’ve been nothing but good to me) so I’ll have to find a more manly pass time. Mantis seems to have the right idea with people throwing but I don’t think I can do that.

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would you like to be my person to throw i want to play that game

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i have my best moments of brilliance when my boobs have been assaulted by fists

[daveygravey]

Visit Original Link

DJ Assault - Ass-n-Titties

This is how we do it in the D. If you didn’t know, now you do.

[ofahivemind]

Yeah, or you could just whisper ‘…tits…’ and I’ll appear.

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#Or sing ass and titties ass and titties

i'm going to test this theory 

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:'(

my boobs are hurt and offended honey boob boob what did they do to you