Ingenious

[in-my-thinking]

I was the darkest of nights She personified beautiful sunlight I asked her how could love ever be ours She replied by simply giving me the stars

—————– Image - Boris Dmitriev - Daily Mail On Line

[rightside11]

[instagranclpa]

Me in math class

[localstarboy]

All the black peoples’ reactions have me fuckin screaming lmao

[danajohnsonnn]

Dude said chill out 😂

[trxlljxrdvn]

bruh the lady closed the window AND locked it 😂😂😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

“I ain’t got no box cutter or nothing” 😭😭😭

[vendicated-elephant-blog]

Wonder if they ever considered it knew their names from their name tags...

[arethafakelin]

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This cured my depression.

[nicegirlscomelast]

This is beautiful.

[vendicated-elephant-blog]

Insta Happy for sure

[triplesixmafia]

[lesbiantwinpeaks]

[hellamynutella]

sad but true

[likeitaughtyou]

[666ter-deactivated20171116]

WHAT!!!!!

[nocanonhere]

This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day

[biologybutch]

until 1979 homosexuality was classed as an illness in sweden so you could call in sick bc you had the hots for paper boy in the morning

[tardisandcinnamon]

Ellie, I’m disappointed in you, you left out the best part. The reason they took it out in 1979 was because, to protest it, a shitton of people actually did. They’d get calls upon calls upon calls with “I can’t come in today, I’m feeling pretty gay”

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[squarecutorpearshape-deactivate]

okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane

[vendicated-elephant-blog]

I love you and all your crazy. 😋😍😘 #TheMoonOfMyLife #TheWife #IdMarryYouAllOverAgain #ILoveYou

[vendicated-elephant-blog]

Cardi B

Everyone, do yourselves a favor and listen to "Leave That Bitch Alone";the skit and the song; on Cardi B's GBM V.2 (Gangster Bitch Music: Volume 2). Funniest shit I've heard in quite some time.

You're welcome. 😊

[vendicated-elephant-blog]

A picture worth a thousand words. #NewAmericana #TheGovernmentOwnsUs #Bullshit #DemsRepubs #ServeTheSameMachine #TheAmericanSheeple

[vendicated-elephant-blog]

Flexin' for all his future haters. 💪🕶💙✌ #ZanderJamesGaspard #WhoNeedHaterBlockers #NotThisDude #HideYourDaughters #OrSons #HatersGoneHate #HandsomeZan

[vendicated-elephant-blog]

He may be The Salt King, but at least he is our Salt King. 👑💙✊ #SaltKingster #ZanderJamesGaspard #SoHandsome #BeJealous