Pharloom’s Transport Society

Official Blog of the PTS. Keep in touch with outage, lines work, and other promotions we offer you to make your movements across the Citadel a pleasant experience.

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Welcome, to the Pharloom's Society of Transport Official blog

We at Ventricorp are here to offer you a proper, modern and safe environment to travel through the Eternal Citadel of Pharloom.

Our mission is to allow the function of the Ventrica System reaching far and wide across the Holy Land, while also exceeding the expectations of both residents and pilgrims using our system.

The ever-expending network, maintained by a team of expert craftsbugs, will take you anywhere you want in a few short seconds.

Follow us to keep in touch with outages, delays and various promotions that we offer during your stay in the Citadel.

For any questions, please reach out to us via our "Questions and Concerns" section.

Any and all complaints will be forwarded to the correct personnel and dealt with appropriately.

Glory to Pharloom Eternal, and Ventricorp, ever-serving of the Gilded City.

The Pharloom's Society of Transport

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Goodnight, see you tomorrow

It is very late for us, we will resume answering the asks sent tomorrow morning. We will see you all later. Asks will be closed in the morning.

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did you shut down? there havent been any recent announcements 😨

We are sorry to not have answered earlier, because your message is in anonymous, we could not reply privately. We were busy with school, we will start posting normally again eventually.

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*sips tea*

*sets down tea*

*pulls out fedora, trenchcoat and pipe*

Lets get this started shall we?

Identity if the the anti OSHA.

Mutual of three of the biggest pharloomblr og's plus more, meaning your likely an og yourself

Uses flourishes on your posts (or as my mother calls them, text tramp stamps. Why is she like this)

Capable of secrecy and plotting (i mean this in a silly and /pos way)

My theory, my guess, my probobly wrong hypothesis!

Are you the mod of pk and lurien? ÒvÔ

If not than you win and i forfeit, i have no clue lmao

We are one of the OGs. We made this blog shortly after Phantom and Lace made theirs. The idea was running around our head for a while after finishing Silksong. We do not run any other Pharloom blogs.

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/j

To think the citizens confused us two have us cackling. To us, we seems very different!

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We know what you are.

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Okay are you a mutual of the Big Three? (Phantom, Lace, and Hornet)

Yes, we are. We would consider them all to be our friends. We are also friends with more. One that you would never guess.

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giggles twirls and smiles

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yo ventrica, julius caesar mod here, great job tonight <3

Thank you for scheming with us, it was very fun to mess with the citizens for a while. We are still sending ten willions kisses on the cheek for that.

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I simply must know two things

is it fun for you to play mind games

what is the best vegetable (there is a right answer)

It's pretty fun, but we wouldn't be able to do it without our collaborators.

Broccoli. This is the right answer.

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Good evening, Bugs of Pharloom

For one night, all the asks sent will be answered out of character. Send us what you want to know. We see you wondering who we are in your server. We will answer, to some extent.

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hello julius caesar.

We are not Julius Caesar. The one you call "Grey" is not Julius Caesar. I do not know who "Grey" is. We see you. We read you on discord. But you do not know who we are.

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Hello Citizens of the Eternal City

We see you. We read your Discord messages. We are not actually Caesar. We know you wanted us to be. Furthermore, we and or collaborators got you good.

Got em.

Glory to Pharloom Eternal, and Ventricorp, ever-serving of the Gilded City.

The Pharloom's Society of Transport

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How much does working at Ventricorp pay, anyways? It’s at least gotta be better than the Underworks, right…?

Hello, Society of the Eternal City,

We cannot disclose this information. Salary within The Pharloom's Society of Transport and Ventricorp are classified information.

Thank you for your time.

Glory to Pharloom Eternal, and Ventricorp, ever-serving of the Gilded City.

The Pharloom's Society of Transport

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Can I go to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Uhmmmm

Erm...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Hello, Concerned Citizen of the Eternal City,

Please do not use our inbox if you do not know what to say.

Thank you for your time.

Glory to Pharloom Eternal, and Ventricorp, ever-serving of the Gilded City.

The Pharloom's Society of Transport

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It would be quite handy to have one for mount fae! Perfect vacation sight!!!

Hello, Concerned Citizen of the Eternal City,

We are deeply sorry to say that we cannot and will not build a station to Mount Fay. The rock and ice of the mountain is too hard to allow for the digging of a Ventrica System. Not to mention, the cold would harm our workers since they are used to warmer temperatures.

Thank you for your time.

Glory to Pharloom Eternal, and Ventricorp, ever-serving of the Gilded City.

The Pharloom's Society of Transport

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hey sorry I was transporting a entire pallet of paint cans stacked precariously on top of each other and now one of your tubes is a neon greeeen... yeaaaahhhh

Hello, Concerned Citizen of the Eternal City,

Thank you for advising us of the incident. We will send a cleaning crew to your station as soon as possible.

Thank you for your time.

Glory to Pharloom Eternal, and Ventricorp, ever-serving of the Gilded City.

The Pharloom's Society of Transport