[8756453424354657-deactivated201]

a girl whos tummy is sore because she ate dairy: is a bit quiet a guy:She was perfect, pure maddening sex, and she knew it, and she played on it, dripped it, and allowed you to suffer for it

[farmsuggestion]

y'all’d’ve

[argumate]

Note to self: don’t try and abbreviate eyeballs as ‘balls.

The time savings are outweighed by the loss of comprehension.

[argumate]

Cast your ‘balls on this post y’all.

[timefortigers]

[thatsthat24]

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”

[we-love-short-videos-blog]

[annfosterwriter]

[geekasaur]

fuck it up edith anne!

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

new website: witchstarter

kickstarter for witches… crowdfund new types of hexes and potions

[fallynleaf]

its main competitor is wendigogo. crowdfund new types of supernatural beings

[apricotwiles]

My baby turns 11 today 🐾

[originalair-bluegown]

Me in a $2,000 dollar dog suit: hey baby i like it a little *leans in closer and whispers in ear* ruff

[verabradleyhearse]

I’m gonna go on an indefinite hiatus so if you want some way to keep in contact with me lemme know 

[verabradleyhearse]

me: i want to abolish capitalism. give me the Proletarian Philosophy, arm me with the knowledge to take on the world

philosophy department: ok but, are we real. like u know the matrix? bro what if

[dranoparty]

[magna-mater-deactivated20191006]

what is this a fucking contest

[cornfeeden]

Here he comes

[chamomilegeode-deactivated20221]

& the golden apple of discourse was tossed among the feast-goers, inscribed with the phrase “to the least problematic”

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

remember kids, western civilization ends with you

[alienpapacy]

slouching is the standing equivalent of sitting on a couch 

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

two of them