I’m nobody!
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Independent // Semi-selective Pokémon multi-muse Written by Mae
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I’m nobody!
Who are YOU?
Independent // Semi-selective Pokémon multi-muse Written by Mae
Carrd Ask Mun
"He asked for no pickles raw brussel sprouts."
Finished putting together a carrd for this blog! There’s been a bit of shuffling. I split muses into two different pages, with one being far less active muses that I do still wish to keep around, even if I don’t write them as much as the others.
💭 (from Anthea and/or Concordia)
dream meme (closed)
A frivolous conflict dream. N's Zorua had tracked mud down the hall and he had instructed them to clean it up. They argued, rather uncharacteristically, that it was not their job to clean his messes and were refusing to cooperate.
He woke up with a headache.
𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆/𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆.
you long-suffering, endlessly patient angels get two memes today bc i deleted everything in my inbox on my rp blog and i made these memes to top off a solidly productive day! also, if you ever feel guilty about “not being productive” or having to delete drafts and memes in your tumblr life, DON’T! you’re wonderful and valid and your personal comfort and peace of mind is far more important than an overwhelming inbox or draft count! anyway, these are also self-serving, but also i feel no shame bc there’s an extreme lack of this very good vibe in my line of work, so here u go besties. DO NOT ADD ANYTHING TO THIS LIST!!
DATE UPDATED: 19/10/22
[ PIN ]: sender pins the receiver to the ground and straddles them while training together.
[ SWORD ]: sender invites the receiver to engage in sword fighting practice with them.
[ AIM ]: sender and receiver go to target practice together (using any weapon of choice).
[ GUIDE ]: sender readjusts the receiver’s stance and posture with their hands while training together.
[ STRIKE ]: sender aims a blow (via either their fists or their weapon) at the receiver.
[ BLOCK ]: sender blocks an on-coming attack from the receiver.
[ ARMOR ]: sender helps to show the receiver how to wear and take care of their armor.
[ PREPARE ]: sender guides the receiver through some pre-battle stretching exercises.
[ CHALLENGE ]: sender challenges the receiver to a sparring match/actual fight.
[ TEND ]: sender and receiver tend to one another’s wounds in the aftermath of a fight.
[ RESTRAIN ]: sender physically restrains the receiver from attacking someone else.
[ FEND ]: sender adopts a defensive position that stops the receiver from launching an attack on them.
[ PUNCH ]: sender punches the receiver (to an unknown degree of success or failure).
[ KICK ]: sender launches a kick at the receiver (to an unknown degree of success or failure).
[ TACKLE ]: sender physically tackles the receiver during a fight.
[ DRAG ]: sender physically drags or carries the receiver away from a fight.
[ UP ]: sender extends a hand to the fallen receiver to help them to their feet after a fight/sparring match.
[ BACK ]: sender stands behind the receiver while in the midst of battle in order to help them fight off their enemies.
[ ARRIVE ]: just as the receiver is about to lose hope and become defeated, the sender arrives at the last minute to help them fight their enemies.
[ EXTRA ]: sender hands the receiver a spare weapon during a fight to give them a better chance after they break or lose their own.
[ WALL ]: sender slams the receiver against a wall during a fight/sparring match.
[ COVER ]: sender lunges forward to throw their body over the receiver and shield them from harm during a fight.
[ POWER ]: sender and/or receiver use their powers during a sparring match in order to develop and enhance their abilities.
[ UNLEASH ]: sender, while fighting with the receiver during a physical confrontation, uses their powers in an effort to gain the upper hand.
&. 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( an assortment of dialogue prompts for various crime / mafia / detective / criminal underworld scenarios. trigger warning for dark themes. feel free to change as you seem fit. )
❛ i always get paid in the end, one way or another. ❜
❛ maybe you just need someone to tell you what to do. ❜
❛ i don’t think you fully understand the situation you’re in. ❜
❛ rule one: don’t get caught. ❜
❛ i do what people pay me to do. ❜
❛ consider this a professional courtesy. ❜
❛ i want us to be friends. i want us to trust each other. ❜
❛ you thought you could just fuck with us, and we wouldn’t fuck with you? ❜
❛ can we just exchange three words without you pulling a gun on me? ❜
❛ the detective’s life isn’t an easy one. but it rarely lacks for excitement. ❜
❛ i don’t have time for distractions right now. ❜
❛ tell me, what was life like on the other side? ❜
❛ so, to what do i owe this pleasure? ❜
❛ how many fights have you been in this week? ❜
❛ you want a silencer pistol? sure, if one’s on sale. ❜
❛ go ahead. you might as well finish the job. ❜
❛ can i at least buy you a drink? ❜
❛ you’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep this up. you know that, right? ❜
❛ we’re not all savages here, sweetheart. ❜
❛ the only thing that’s gonna keep you safe in this world is that gun. ❜
❛ i’ll teach you something about punishment. ❜
❛ do we have your allegiance or not? ❜
❛ why is it whenever we see each other, you’re covered in blood? ❜
❛ you wanted the truth. i’ve given it to you. it’s up to you what you do with it. ❜
❛ you’re playing nurse to a killer, you know. ❜
❛ this your idea of laying low? ❜
❛ looks like you could use a bodyguard. ❜
❛ you look great. like a million bucks of real money. ❜
❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜
❛ drink all you want, but we need to stay focused. ❜
❛ you’re like a cockroach i can’t kill. i mean it in a good way. ❜
❛ you eat, or you get eaten. animals call it survival. humans call it business. ❜
❛ i could teach you how to fight, but i wasn’t equipped to take care of you. ❜
❛ i wanted to hurt them for the way they hurt you. ❜
❛ no one’s worth a bullet between the eyes. ❜
❛ may i have my gun back? ❜
❛ who taught you how to do that? ❜
❛ i’m gonna make you an offer. one time only. ❜
❛ i had it under control. you didn’t need to do that. ❜
❛ you still have to keep up appearances. ❜
❛ the bodies he buried laid the foundation of what we are now. ❜
❛ imagine how quickly you can succeed if you just take what you want. ❜
❛ that wasn’t a punch. if i’d punched you, you’d be on the floor. ❜
❛ the choice to live an ordinary life is no longer an option for me. ❜
❛ i need you to focus on this case. not on me. can you do that? ❜
❛ you’re still an honest person. it’s the rest of the world that’s gone crooked. ❜
❛ all you need to do is exactly what i tell you to do. ❜
❛ i’ve done things i’m not proud of. i’ve hurt people and i’m going to hurt more. ❜
❛ blood money buys the best art. ❜
❛ everyone who ever helped me is dead. i don’t want that to happen to you. ❜
❛ i don’t kill people. not even scumbags like you who deserve it. ❜
❛ you treat all your ladies like this? ❜
❛ you’re not very good at retiring. ❜
❛ remember who the real enemy is. ❜
❛ you’re one of us now. nobody ever tell you that? ❜
❛ i’m the lucky one who pulled you out of the garbage. ❜
❛ if it were up to me, you would’ve been dead a long time ago. ❜
❛ everyone in that room has lived far worse than anything you’ve ever done. ❜
❛ if you’re doing it to help someone, doesn’t that make it okay? ❜
❛ you don’t get to be at the top without making enemies looking to tear you down. ❜
Archer’s perpetual reminder that he’s a whore (affectionate)
Describe Me! (Blanche for Arlo)
"they're annoying as fuck. all they do is act cool and like they're above me-- above everyone. they act all self righteous but never considered they or anyone they allegedly care about could be in the wrong. all they ever bother me with is telling me i need to take accountability but no-- candela and willow couldn't possibly be in the wrong too. they're a thorn in my side trying to be something bigger, something more. they're weak. and pathetic. and need to be knocked off their goddamn high horse-- them and their friends aren't the infallible gods they think they are."
Describe Me! (Candela for Arlo)
vibe check
"candela is the most selfish, backstabbing hypocrite you'll ever meet in your life. she acts like she's building you up just to shove you down and watch you fall, she plays people and destroys them when they get in the way of what she wants-- you're not her friend. i bet she'd throw those other stupid team leaders under the bus too, i'm sure she would have destroyed them just to be the professor's favorite. . . guess they're lucky i took him out before she could hurt them like she hurt me."
fists clenched. "she's vile. and cruel. and only ever cared about herself. she's incapable of caring about anyone but herself and her rank as leader."
"Let Barbie say fuck."
Ariana's test be upon ye
I NEVER GAVE ARIANA HER DEMON VERSE
supporting women's wrongs this lovely pride month
@chounaifu asked: ❝ Of course you're pretty, Executive Ariana! It takes people off guard when you crush their trachea. ❞ That's about as normal as a compliment from the repo man was going to be.
"And this, Proton, is why you're my favorite. Never change."
Tell her she's pretty. Go on, you know you want to.
✏️ (Proton)
@veritasvitae
proton: I failed my safety training course today. nathan: Why, what happened? proton: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" nathan: And? proton: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
✏️ (Ariana)
@veritasvitae
ariana: Well nathan, I have to say, I'm really disappointed. nathan: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.