paradigm lost. @verucasaltzombiecorpse - Tumblr Blog

He was draggin' 20-30 year old me and I wholeheartedly deserved it.

You ever think about how songs change or lose their meanings as you get older cos you were a dumb kid and a fuckin' idiot?

Anyway, he was making fun of assholes who do this the entire time.

Well, Will wasnt the twink i wanted but @verucasaltzombiecorpse got me a birthday gift 😂

They're all small with accents. We panicked.

Ellie was big mad at me.

@thedeathslayer tell ya boy to put on pants. Goddamn it.

Nah. Fuck 'im.

You gotta let him play a little grabass.

Oh, but I'm the mean, scary one in the relationship.

I made @verucasaltzombiecorpse try a cherry iced matcha and the jury is out on that

I'm startin' to think you actually hate me.

I made @verucasaltzombiecorpse try a cherry iced matcha and the jury is out on that

There's just a lot goin' on.

Oh God, all of Catchpoint is bald!

Fuckin' ow.

@verucasaltzombiecorpse do you know how to work the land?

No, but I can get real into it if you give me an extra Vyvanse and two days without sleep.

No.

I want to be fed by Renee!!

You can do that without whatever the fuck they're suggestin'!

No.

He is still laughing at me

Tough luck, yeah?

paradigm lost.