Hi!! My name's Liz and I like writing fics in my free time. Information about me:
17 y/o
They/Them
English isn't my first language
So due to the reasons I am still a minor, I don't have a lot of free time I can't write or post quite a lot. Also dividers made by me. ALSO THIS IS AN "X READER" BLOG, I LOVE YUMESHIPPING, I LOVE INSERTING MYSELF, I LOVE ITS ME RAGHHHHH
STUFF I WRITE ABOUT:
Obey Me! Shall We date?
Twisted Wonderland
Genshin Impact
OC x Reader
Marvel or DC
"DO AND DON'T" RULES FOR FANFICTIONS
I like making reproduction jokes does NOT mean I will write smut. I won't be writing smut.
I will write pretty much anything else angst, fluff, crack and stuff like that.
I don't feel like I need to say this but DNI! HOMOPHOBES, RACISTS AND TRANSPHOBICS
Suggestions are always welcome and criticism is accepted, I am still working on my writing skills.
This is an "x reader" blog, which means it will have "x reader" fics, writing character x character stuff isn't on this blog.
I swear a lot, be prepared for swearing.
I MAINLY LIKE WRITING MALE!READER it's just more in my comfort zone. IT DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T WRITE FEM!READER but most fics will probably be either male! Or gender neutral!
For any BATFAM scenario, it will ALWAYS be platonic. No incest or weird stuff like that over here.
Obey me brother shippers gtfo.
PLANET RECORDS(MASTERLIST)
Planet #1: Obey Me! Shall We date?
SERIES:
Oh the mighty evil king.. [NAME]?! (Obey Me! X D&D) MALE!MC, Crack/Fluff
PART 1
PART 2
ONESHOTS/DRABBLES:
One less year with you..
The cast realize that slowly and slowly they have less time with you alive right here… (GN!MC, Angst, POLY!MC)
I’m going back to 505…
You make a small mistake and end up in your first years.. after six years of Devildom. (GN!MC, Crack, POLY!MC)
Imagine you make a mistake(whoopsies) and end in your year one of Devildom.. after six years of here.
What to expect: GN!MC(they/them pronouns) - this story takes place about a month before your first year ends so Belphie IS here - savage future MC - MANY SUGGESTIVE JOKES - Mentions of lesson 16 - in the first season the side guys aint into you so its a shock to them that you guys cracked - written as POLY!MC - past!MC is quiet because no one liked these guys in the first season - grammar errors - spelling mistakes - SPOILERS!!! - author's note in the end*
W/C: 1.5K
Honestly reviving a plant shouldn't be this hard man!!
Your dear master solomon gave you a nice assignment today.. he accidentally killed a flower you gave him ages ago in a date and decided it's a perfect lesson for you to revive the dead flower!! You didn't think it would be this hard man...
After failing for like..forever, you gave up, you sucked reviving magic for plants. You were about to kick the bucket and call for your master when you just turn the page on your spellbook.. well.. this is an idea isn't it?
The page was about rewinding time, unlike Barbatos's super overpowered stuff this one was just a small rewinding magic. You could return an object to its oldest glory..
You smirked.. well Solomon just wanted his flower alive didn't he? He never said something about not using time magic..
You concentrated, what you forgot was the fact that oh yeah.. you MIGHT be too overpowered. Oh silly you!! How can you forget that you are the epitome of demons angels and humans? Don't you remember you need to wear a ring to suppress your magic?!
So instead of a simple light and the plants slowly becoming alive, the said "small light" covered the entire room and then you were blind..
When you opened your eyes you were.. not in the room you were in before.. and instead was inside your own room??
You looked around, where was the flower?!? Solomon will be so upset if you lost it!! Ugh!! You paced around in your room, making quite the ruckus. Where could it possibly go? Did you accidentally teleport or something?? How can you teleport if you were trying time magic?!???
You stopped once you felt a hand on your shoulder.
"WHOAAAA!!!" You screamed and fell on your ass. Someone had.. wait no.. you(?) touched yourself..?(thats what she said). “H-hey don't scream dude!! Who are you and why do you look like me..?!" screamed "you".
You scoffed, you knew you were popular in devildom but for someone pretend to be you was next level weirdo.. You got up and crossed your arms “this is a new low for you imps.. you know damn well who i am. I am (name) the famous apprentice of Solomon the Wise.” “You” seemed to get shocked by that information “uh.. no..? I am the (name) and i’m pretty sure solomon did not take me as his apprentice or something?”. Wait.. this was getting confusing. Also.. did this imp miss the most important pact mark on your body? Lucifer’s pact mark on your dominant hand was missing. You sighed.. “what year is it..?”
Okay so maybe you did accidentally sent yourself to your first year of devildom while trying to revive a plant. After talking with your old sense you realized this was the time after the.. Belphie “incident” and two months before you leave the program for the first time(“first time? We do this more than once??” Your past self asked at that and oh boy..).
Well still this was cool wasn’t it? Normally Barbatos would surely kill you for interacting with your past self but it’s fineeee he will just annihilate this universe. You looked back at your past.. damn you were definitely.. different.
Let alone the physical maturity you gained in six years there was also a change in your personality. This version of you was much more quiet.. I guess it was human nature to be afraid of an environment you are not familiar with. After six years of hell you were no longer afraid of random curses or ghosts. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger am i right or am i right lads?
Your past self stared at you a lot. I guess it makes sense.. “so.. we made a pact with Lucifer? When???” Your past self asked, grabbing your dominant hand to stare at the delicate design of the almost peacock feathers like shape with the symbol of the oldest. You laughed.. should you tell yourself?
I mean would the said event happen if you tell yourself that “oh well before the day you leave you shag and he kind of forces you? It’s romantic though! He meant it in a kind way..”. You shake your head, better not.. “Well uhh.. I don't remember exactly when but soon enough.” Your past self just continues to look at you when the door swings open.
“(name) WE ONLY HAVE TWO MONTHS LEFT, LET’S GO- WHOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” Mammon, your favorite boy, screams and falls. How many times is this going to happen today?
“(name) who is that next to you.. wait.. (name)?!” You both look at the white haired boy who seems almost.. flushed at the sight of you both. You hold back the urge to roll your eyes. You know your man damn well enough to understand… he is flushed because there’s two of you in a room.. two (name)s and one Mammon.
Your past self however takes Mammon's flushed face as panic and rushes over to him. Man you were TERRIBLE at reading demon intentions.. Your past self checks Mammon's head for any injuries and shushes him “calm down.. we can explain.. that's just me.. from the future.”. Mammon looks at the future.. current? Idk. Mammon looks at you and asks “what future? Like six months later or?”. You laugh and walk over to him. ‘Let’s show those virgins the power of six years spent with them’ you think and cup his cheeks “well.. I guess you got the number right. It’s not months though.. it's six years, love.”.
Mammon screams, blushes and screams again. “S-six years?! Are you jokin’ me right now?!”, he is clearly happy after six years you get bold with him but he is also confused on why your future self just grabbed him like second nature. Are you grabbing someone else in the future?!
Before you can say anything all this yelling attracts Levi, who reacts the same way which attracts Satan, who does not yell but comes with Asmo who DOES yell. Long story short. You and your past self sigh as all the seven brothers are inside your room asking who you are. Well here goes explaining again..
You don’t know when but you guys moved to the common room after a while. The moment you sat down on the all too familiar couch, Asmo ran to you for a full body checkup. “Oh hon!! Is this Lucifer’s pact mark? It looks so cute!!” he said and then proceeded to nuzzle on your thigh(where his pact mark was) and your past self took a look at your nonchalant face “you are not gonna push him away?”. You shook your head “trust me this is easier, just let it go..” you forgot how dismissive your past self was against Asmo.
The questions come first obviously before anything and they are all stuff you expect;
“Do you.. still live with us? Even after the program ends in two months?” asks Levi while looking at you with hopeful eyes. They were all down these days after the.. Belphie incident plus your very soon departure from them. You laugh “yeah we still do live together don’t worry.”
“When did you make a pact with me and how did I agree?” Asks the eldest. Man you don’t want to reveal a lot of stuff.. you just laugh and shrug. “Well first off all i tried refusing the pact but YOU made me do it okay. Not gonna say anything anymore.”
“What’s that ring on your finger.. Did you get married?” Asks Satan before Mammon yells “w-wait.. Lucifer.. ain’t that your ring?! (Name) how do you have this?! Isn’t this in the celestial realm?!” You groan. Well once again.. you can’t just explain seasons worth of knowledge onto these guys. “Uhhh.. Simeon gifted it to me..?”, Lucifer raises an eyebrow but you refuse to speak further.
Then speaks to Belphie.. in this place his ”hug” happened about a month or so ago and your pact with him is fresher than a newborn baby so you and his relationship ain’t so good.. “Well.. am i close to you as much as the.. others?”.
You look at his eyes, he genuinely looks scared for your answer. What if you did not forgive him even after six years? You once again shrug and pet his head, “well i did hold a big grudge but i guess as six years passed.. we’re close don’t worry buddy.”
After a bunch of chatting, finally Diavolo shows up with a very very angry looking Barb. Oopsies.. he is probably pissed off you are here. Your past self seems to tense. Oh yeah right.. Diavolo OR Barb didn't have a thing for you back then.
You take a deep breath as Barbatos glares at you from the side. Diavolo laughs and looks at you and then to your past self. “Oh woah (name) you look so different yet the same!!”, your past self gulps and nods “I guess yes Lord Diavolo”.. ugh right.. you called him Lord back then.
You look at Diavolo and raise an eyebrow “you're not mad that I'm here dia? I was pretty sure you were gonna give this talk about how I'm disrupting everything..”. Almost everything INCLUDING your past self looks at you. Lucifer is the first one to open his mouth “Dia?” And then he gets cut off by the princes’s loud laugh. “Oh my! I see that we are closer than ever huh (name)?”, your past self blushes at that and looks at you. You are calm as ever and wait for the answer to your question.
“I know what you look like under your clothes just tell me, can barb send me back?” This time it is the butler who gives you a curious look as the others yell or get shocked by the first part of your sentence. “WHAAAAAA??? (name) WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??!!!” Mammon yells and Diavolo blushes “oh i see… we are.. closer than friends..”. You laugh “buddy you won’t believe me if i tell you..”.
Well.. you’re glad Barbatos isn’t boiling your ass alive for accidentally turning back in time and interacting with everyone in the past. Well maybe he will boil your ass when you return but.. that's the future you need to be concerned of.
You are currently in the room of the butler, he is gone to do.. something. You just sit down on the ground as Diavolo tries to get answers from you “So.. why did you call me dia? Are we close? Are me and Lucifer finally closest friends? Are we… a thing?”. He just gets more and more emotional. You really want to answer him. You wanna grab his hand and tell him, i love you, but.. while walking back to the castle Barbatos simply whispered to your ear “be careful to not reveal any.. useless information.. from now on. I would not prefer it if I had to clear up a bigger mess from you.”. You chuckle nervously and just walk faster, yeah future barbatos is going to kill you.
You sigh and just continue ignoring the prince. You just need to go back and then hide forever from the all knowing butler. You are not scared of dying but you are definitely scared of angry Barbatos.. And to your demise Barbatos finally returns “I have found your timeline door, come with me.”. You look at Barbatos and look at the exit door “Can I say goodbye to everyone at least? I just wanna give simple advice to my past self?”. Barbatos sighs and turns around “come back quick..”
Everyone else is in the castle entrance as you run towards them. You hug your past self and laugh “I’m gonna miss you my dumb past self..”. Your past self laughs and hugs you back “I’m you, you know?” And you squeeze them. You sigh and whisper to their ear “do not trust the sorcerer, don’t ever stab anyone..”. Your past self raises an eyebrow and tries to grab your hand to ask “what are you trying to say?” But you just laugh and hug everyone else. You turn around and walk back to Barbatos’s room.
“Alright.. let’s go.” You grab the doorknob. Before you can teist it, Barbatos holds your hands. You smile and land a small peck on his lips “see you in the future.. don’t kill me please, yeah?”. He smiles and lets you go. You see the butler wave you goodbye before a bright light blinds everything.
“Oh… I see, the plant is still dead. You failed the homework I gave you (name). Your dear master is so disappointed” Solomon says as he opens your door. You groan.. fuck the sorcerer man…
👽A/N: I’ve recently logged on my og account… IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN. Also I’ve never followed nightbringer closely so we’re gonna pretend like you went to past and then returned back, idgaf talk to a wall if you disagree this is MY fic. Also YES!! chapter three of D&D Obey Me! Is coming soon, i pwomise!! I was just so burnt out and the new chapter is consuming my soul.
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Just read the second chapter of your Obey Me! D&D fic, good work! And can I just say, I love the vibe of your blog (:
You mentioned not having anyone to proofread your stuff, and I was wondering if you were looking for someone to help with that…?
Just wondering, keep up the good work ❤️❤️
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE KIND WORDS AND THE OFFER. Seeing you all enjoy the fanfic is making me continue writing it. It’s makes this little alien human very happy. On the proofread offer I must thank you so much for it BUT I did recently finally made one of my friends agree to be my proofread person. But I will definitely let you know if they ever quit. Thank you so much for the kind words. 👽👽👽 you guys reading and liking my stuff is more than enough for me.
Contents & Warnings: Male!MC - Poly!Brothers&Undateables - No Mephitso or Raphael because everyone else is hard enough to write, they'll be added later on - sinner language(jokes about reproduction) - EVIL MC! - D&D TERMINOLOGY- Many many swearing - honestly definitely OOC! - MISCHIEVOUS MALE MC! - MC referred as [NAME] because we ain't Y/N - LUKE IS STRICTLY PLATONIC IF YOU'RE HERE FOR THE OTHER WAY AROUND GTFO OFF MY BLOG - grammar/spelling/logic errors - Some d&d rules might be off because I base this off of my own campaign with friends
A/N👽: IT'S HERE Y’ALL. I wanted to post this before exam week because chemistry and physics are not for the dumb.. I realized there were a bunch of stupid logic errors in part one btw so this might also have many cuz half of this was written back when chapter one was also written. Also once again the author does not have any friends and is a LOSER, there are many spelling errors, logic errors here. I have no proofread person.
Word count: 2.8K
A week has passed since you first came here and all you can say is you're starting to enjoy this. You quickly learnt Valeith is more fun than you would imagine an evil henchman normally would be. Second thing you’ve learnt is the general prophecy “a hero from a far away world with their companions will defeat the evil lord one day”. You laughed out loud when Valeith first told you about the prophecy with a very concerned face “It’s believed to be your end my lord,” he said with such a pathetic worried face it made you laugh harder. “These guys-” you threw your head back your laughter echoing through the halls of the dark castle- “will be my end? Don’t worry I can handle them..” you replied and grabbed a magic mirror next to your throne. As a dark lord capable of almost anything you quickly gained a new hobby when Valeith showed you this mirror. You had the ability to just see in the eye of any familiar you had and you have been following your guys with an innocent bunny for a while now. “We’ll see who ends who..” you laughed once more.
Meanwhile, the camp was at war. These guys can’t handle being in a room all together and they’re alone in the woods? “MAMMOONNN?????” Asmo yelled from his own tent, his precious expensive hair clip as a bard was missing the third time ever since being here. Levi, Lucifer and Barbatos were around a log trying to find the most efficient way to go to the kingdom castle to grab the prince(who they assumed was you due to the prince having similar appearances as you) before the evil lord kidnapped you. Diavolo was next to the twins, watching Belphie do funny druid magic and finally Simeon and Luke were trying to stop Solomon from helping them with tonight's dinner. Satan grabbed Mammon by his hair and dragged him back to Asmo. It was annoying that Mammon was a rogue which meant he kept stealing stuff without any issues. All of them failed to notice a small white bunny sitting near the camp with glowing red eyes, watching their every move. You laughed while staring into the mirror. Yeah these are your guys alright.. Honestly you kinda missed them. Being dark and evil is fun, you can never complain about that part, but it’s kinda..lonely here. You have all these weird minions that look like sloppy monsters and some small imp maids but you know it was lacking someone standing against you. Sigh.. this must be how Diavolo feels.. Your throne room doors were suddenly burst open by Valeith again, “The plan is ready my lord.. All we need is your signal now.” oh yeah you were gonna kidnap this prince today right? Apparently this human king was extremely protective over his son, not even allowing him to have portraits around the castle; the only people allowed to see the prince were the king himself and his personal maids. Your character thought if you had the human prince you would make the human king agree to work under you. “Alright let’s get this party started," you muttered before Valeith tilted head in confusion “party..? We’re not throwing a party my lord?” you laughed and started walking.
The party arrived at this human kingdom..a little later than they should’ve. When they arrived to grab you(they still assume you are the prince) the castle was already covered in fire and weird black goop…? The king ran to Levi seeing the infamous hero, he grabbed Levi’s armor and begged “oh mighty heroes!! The evil lord has taken my precious son.. Please give me your aid in rescuing my son and I will give you any riches you want in return!”. Almost all of them froze. The prince was already kidnapped? This meant- “[NAME]!!” Mammon yelled first, he pushed the king off of Levi and shook the prince. “What did your son look like? WHAT WAS HIS NAME?” Lucifer put a hand on Mammon’s shoulder “Calm down,” he whispered. The king was stuttering as he explained an appearance that was way too similar to yours and your name was mumbled. This time it was Satan who grabbed the man and shook him “Where dıd the evil lord go? Where is he?!” This was going nowhere, Barbatos and Simeon finally calmed everyone down and they went inside the castle. They went to the king's map room to plan. In short terms “you” were kidnapped and they wanted to kill the “evil lord” for even touching “you” like that. Levi took a deep breath “Okay we will level up and get gears on the southwest and then begin making our way from the north..”
On the other side of the world you were staring at a human prince who looked like your doppelganger. You guys had the same name and same looks(some differences of course). The other [NAME] that we will be calling [Y/N] or [EVIL NAME] or whatever you want was chained to the ground on his knees. Both you and Valeith were looking at him like monkeys starting at human ipads. You were about to say something before this bitch cut you off “Let go of me right this instant you disgusting bastard!! I’ll let you know the prophecy says the heroes will kill you for doing this to me!! Better let me go before it's too late!!” you rolled your eyes “You shut your mouth-” you grabbed a dagger from under your robe- “before I make you.. stupid mortal..” you whispered. Honestly you have never been glad Lucifer was an ass to you in your first year, you have learnt to act like a scary demon because of him. You were going to get angry at first, you DID get angry at first. You wanted to have fun!! You didn't want to deal with a meaner, brattier and more stupidier version of yourself.. You groaned and ordered Valeith to take the stupid version of you away and sat back on your throne. You grabbed your mirror. Hey, at least your sillies can make you feel better. Oh after seeing what happened you couldn’t get happier.
“We have to save [NAME] we have to!! What if he’s in danger?? What if he’s being tortured by the demon lord?” Asmo said with an overly worried voice and you, behind the mirror watching all this, froze. “[NAME]? Do these idiots think I’m the missing prince or something?” you whispered to yourself. “OI SHUT UP!! QUIT MAKIN’ ME THINK ABOUT BAD STUFF ASMO!!!” Mammon yelled back. Levi was covering his ears as the “brave hero”, he just didn’t want to think about you being brutally tortured by an evil lord. Lucifer, Barb and Solomon were already thinking about their whole journey fully planned to rescue “you” and Simeon + Luke were trying their best to calm down the others while Beel was straight up holding belphie and satan on both arms, stopping them from just running to the evil lord's castle. You looked at the mirror and then looked at Valeith, he seemed to have the same idea as you.. Hey, why not use this to your advantage? You can hear the annoying screams of the other "you" echoing in the castle while you and Valeith write a "help me" letter like two high schoolers pranking a kid. The plan was simple: you would pretend to be the kidnapped heir in order to fool these idiots, this way you could win this game easily. You knew in order to leave the game you had to win...but the game never specified who has to win did it now? You were planning on winning this game, no matter what…
“Okay first we will go to the upper lands of the fairies to grab this “overpowered gear” Levi has been talking about,” Lucifer says while holding a notebook in his hand, “And then we will go and fight the evil demon to rescue [NAME] and exit this game.. correct?” he added. Everyone was finally calm after a while..a lot while. It took so much time just to stop all of them from trying to fight immediately. They finally had a solid plan. “Mammon, Asmo, Solomon and Luke will gather information or try to find useful stuff.” Lucifer spoke once more before turning to Barbatos. “You, me, lord Diavolo, Beel will go to fight the elder dragon on the fairy land for the materials..”, finally he turned to Levi “Levi you, Simeon, Belphie, Satan prepare the camp and weapons..”. So the plan was set, they were going to rescue you.
Levi was busy learning new “equipment”, this was a game after all and as the games “MC” Levi was the only person who had access to the crafting table and everyone's gear. As a true gamer Levi was busy sitting in a corner reading everyone's playstyle and weakness. “Did you guys know if I equip Beel with more clothes it's harder for him to fight?” Levi said and Simeon raised an eyebrow “What?”. Levi scrolled down on the information panel in front of him “it's a weird game quirk I guess? It says here if I give beel thick armor it's harder for him to crit.” “Crit? What's that?” Simeon asked once again but the sound of Satan starting the fire very loudly distracted them. “Can you stop talking about game facts? It's bad enough Lucifer put me on a boring mission.. like take asmo for information and not me? He thinks he's so great.” Satan rolled his eyes and sat down near the fire, putting a thick wool blanket over his sleeping younger brother belphie who started dozing off the moment he was put on “camp” duty. “I'm sure Lucifer had his reasons Satan, it's nice we're all bonding like this don't you think?” Simeon said and Satan rolled his eyes. Yeah so fun.. his part of the party was a sleeping corpse, an angel who kept trying to be useful and his “older” brother reading their information like a Wattpad story. So fun..
“HEY LUCIFER DO WE NEED THIS?” beel asked, on top of a huge dragon holding a piece of its horn in his hand. Lucifer, Diavolo, Barbatos and Beel were inside a dragons inn just taking some random materials. The dragon was knocked unconscious seconds ago after four of these scary dudes went up to it. Diavolo chuckled like this was the most fun he had in years and grabbed some treasure laying inside the dragons inn. “Dragons actually hide their treasures, it's kind of funny how such games talk about us dragonic kind!!” Diavolo said, oh yeah.. he's part dragon I guess. Barbatos was quietly grabbing some very specific materials from the ground. Lucifer raised an eyebrow “why pick a random purple gem Barbatos? You know something we don't?”, the Butler simply just laughed and grabbed another specifically weird item from the ground “I just have a feeling these might be the ones Levi will want later on..” . Lucifer sighed, he just wants to get out of here, he just wants to know if you're okay.. so that's how the “party Lucifer™” is going. Probably the most useful party…
“So you come here often? I would remember a beauty like you” Asmo is gathering information a little too good maybe.. Luke and Mammon(father son duo) went around in the town, asking locals about this evil king or how they could reach the fairy lands.. Luke activates this cute child act(it's not an act, he's just cute but he will kill you if you said that to his face) and Mammon steps in as a criminal if Luke doesn't work. Bad cop good cop. Solomon and Asmo are inside the castle, Solomon is talking to the kingdom council to rescue the “prince” and asking questions. Asmo is also inside the castle.. flirting with maids and butlers for anything the council is hiding. So first of all, they learned many things. Mammon and Luke learnt no one actually knows what the prince looks like, apparently the king is this weird freak who lost his wife and his son, the prince, was the only thing left of her so he kept his son hidden away.. helicopter parents. Second of all, Asmo and Solomon learnt not only was the prince hidden from the kingdom people he was also never allowed to have any portraits or drawings of him. Which now made sense why there weren't any portraits of the son and also why the king looked absolutely freaked out to learn his son was taken away. The only people who saw the prince were the king, the councils and the prince’s own personal butlers.
They regrouped after a while. Solomon asked Mammon what they knew first “uhh.. they told us fairies don't like humans very much and yeah.. the folks people don't know a lot..” Mammon said and Luke nodded “yeah, they just told us there is only one sailor brave enough to cross those lands towards the fairies.. apparently she's very hard to find or to hire tho.. we might need money.”. Mammon winced at the spending money part, the two looked at asmo and Solomon “What about you?”. Asmo smiled “Well, first off all the prince was really beautiful from what his personal butlers said, they told us he likes (insert favourite food) just like our precious [NAME], he had bath days on every two days and-” Yeah Asmo was just telling them what the butlers told him.. their job. Solomon cut him off somewhere “oh yeah and when the prince goes to bed, they dress him up in his adorable night wear”, “the council told me fairies like eating sweet stuff like bees and might appreciate it if we got some special rare honey from the cold upper mountains. Apparently it's extremely hard to harvest some so yeah.. we found our new mission.” The group found a lot of information and probably enough gossip for Asmo to last for about three weeks… okay maybe four days.
Meanwhile across the world you were in your dark gothic room, holding a skeleton(like the one in Lucifer's creepy ass room) practicing your acting. What were you going to do? They think you're the helpless prince.. so you were going to become the helpless prince, luring them into your trap. You hoped Barbatos’s time powers didn't work here. It's really unfair, man. You grabbed the skeletons' shoulders and cried “Please help me! This evil lord.. he's.. he's torturing me..!! Guys please.. you must help..!!”. You stood up straight again and thought. Yeah.. maybe too desperate. They wouldn't fall for that(Mammon would.. So would Levi.. and Asmo.. and Satan.. and.. yeah okay the list ended here). Okay you threw the skeleton. How would you even trap them tho? You didn't want to kill them honestly.. Maybe if you could make them your minions..! Yeahhh good idea. Pat your own shoulder [NAME] you are too good for this world…
Everyone was together once more, the information group told the others, Barbatos handed the items to Levi and, Levi gave everyone their cooler and better armors/weapons. “So our new mission is to find this mysterious sailor, bribe her and reach the upper colder mountains(A/N: aren't I so creative with names?). We need some “rare” honey to make the fairies help us” Lucifer, as the so-called “party leader” said. Asmo and Mammon groaned at the same time. “How many more stupid missions before we can rescue [NAME]? I'm tired of going there, go here, go there game!!” Asmo said, “Right! Why aren't we just attackin’ anyways?! Why are these missions like this long chain!!” Mammon added and Levi rolled his eyes. “Normies, this is the main quest of course it's going to be a chain quest..” “oh yeah!! I remember.. it always makes us do something to do something else right!! That's what a chain quest is!!” Diavolo happily added. Satan signed “You're telling me there's more than one quest? Like what? Aren't our job is to rescue [NAME]?”. Simeon wrapped a small wool blanket around Luke's shoulders and looked at the blonde “I believe Levin mentioned something called ‘side quesrs’ right.. where we do stuff that has almost nothing to do with the main quest.” Levi nodded again “it just gives us either something useful or opens a new area or something..”. Belphie laid down his head on his twins shoulder to sleep, he just woke up from sleeping after all “can't we just rescue [NAME] and get the fuck out of here?”. Levi groaned “NORMIES!!!”. Beel took a bite form his roasted dragon(Don't look at diavolo, he feels weird about that) and looked at Mammon “What's this weird sailor lady anyways? Does she have a name?” Mammon shrugged “I don't know, they didn't give me a name.. they call her the **Reaper of the Sea**..” (oooh. I wonder who that lady might be..)
Warnings: Mentions of dying - Starts as angst turns into crack ends as angst - GN!MC - speling errors(this was written in like an hour)
Word count: 1.1K
A/N: This little alien was feeling angst and yeah. Here you go whike I finish D&D Obey Me! fic part two.
You know you will probably die before all of your loved ones. You are reminded of this very fact every time they recall their old memories from years ago from those times you weren’t even born. You have come to peace with it, learnt to accept it. So instead of mourning how little time you have, you learnt to cherish every second. On the other hand the others tend to forget just how short of a lifespan humans have compared to demons…
They are beings, not mortals.. They know this very fact but every time they forget that YOU are a mortal. They spend their days and nights(or just nights in Devildom) with you, your mortal lifespan slipping from their minds. You will be with them forever right? You guys are family and family always sticks together.
It’s just your birthday. It’s of course not a simple day like any other. It’s YOUR birthday! Everyone is excited to throw a party in your name. One more year with your loved ones.. Mammon is arguing with Levi over… something. Honestly no one knows what they're arguing about this time. Mephistopheles is trying to stop the two from being too loud. Asmo is too busy yelling at Satan because for- “FUCK SAKE SATAN YOU ARE HANGING THEM ON THE WRONG SPOT THEY ARE BOCKING ALL THE GOOD SUNLIGHT TO TAKE PICTURES FROM!!” Satan is holding back every bit of his sin back as he takes off the decorations for the 100th time to hang them two inches right. Belphie is wide awake holding Beel(physically) back from pouncing on your very expensive looking cake(the frosting is red like Diavolo's hair..coincidence? I think not). Simeon and Luke are preparing the table with all the sweets they made which doesn’t help the Beel situation at all. Beel, who’s being held down by his twin brother, is holding himself back along with his twin(he is chewing on his arm while looking at the food). The eldest brother, Barbatos, Diavolo and finally your “master” Solomon are the only ones who are normally standing up and chatting. “Oh what a lovely year it was, wasn’t it?” your master says and Diavolo smiles kindly(for a demon). They are all excited for your birthday. Finally Thirteen and Raphael are busy distracting you in your own room.
“I’m telling you there is nothing downstairs [NAME]!! Ignore the voices!!” Thirteen yells and blocks the door. Two hours ago these two suddenly burst into your room(well.. Actually it was thirteen who burst into your room with a kick on your door, Raphael walked inside and even knocked the broken door) and demanded you hung out with the two and don’t go anywhere outside your room **specifically**. You knew something was fishy.. Actually uh you knew what they were doing. You’re not dumb, it’s your birthday today and Mammon didn’t call you at exactly 12:00 am. You also do remember at tea parties with Diavolo, he kept making you eat different cakes and listened very very carefully as you commented on each one and finally Solomon kept handing you weird crystals and asked if you would like to wear any of them if given the chance. Anyways.. Thirteen sucks at hiding parties for you. DON’T BLAME HER OKAY? SHE LOVES YOU AND SHE GETS NERVOUS!! Anytime you even took a step towards your door you would get **tackled** by a purple hair bisexual in your room. On the other hand Raphael just sat next to you and talked about every lie in the book. What lies? Well uhh you are sure there is either a- a war or b- the rapture on downstairs. You hear screaming from everyone and yeah you ask the two “distracting you”. Thirteen is trying to change the topic and Raphael says the weirdest lies. “SATAAAN I TOLD YOU ITS COLOUR PEACH AND NOT SALMON, THIS IS THE WRONG ONE!!” “IT'S LIKE TWO MORE SHADES ORANGE YOU PINK HAIRED TWINK!!” you hear muffled yells from Asmo and Satan from downstairs. You held back your laugh and turned to Raphael. “So.. what was that huh?” you ask. “uhHH hey [NAME] did you do the potions homework?” Thirteen says and Raphael, who is sitting next to you, just ignores her “Asmo bought a new pet fish and Satan and him are deciding on the true colour for a lipstick..” you nod. Honestly.. Yeah.. this is your family.
After a while they finally let you out of the room and throw your "surprise party”. Just like you guessed, your birthday cake is “coincidentally” the same flavour you praised in front of Diavolo two weeks ago, Solomon gives you a crystal necklace and earring with the pretty rocked you said looked nice and Mammon tackles you the moment you enter the living room, talks about how he would never actually forget your birthday and it was all a play HIS BROTHERS forced himi he would never forget you, don’t cry [NAME]!!(you are not crying). HE’S SORRY!!!(he is crying). You laugh and finally let Beel out of his misery. Everyone starts eating the food and wishing you a happy birthday. You smile and grab a glass. Time for the birthday speech. “Thank you all for this lovely birthday guys. You remind me how quickly time passes.. Just how many years ago I was threatened to get killed everyday aye?”, you wink at Belphie, he rolls his eyes like a kid being reminded he did break the family vase. Your smile falters because this also reminds you.. How little time you have left here. Well… not little as a mortal but to them you came here yesterday. Barbatos, who knows why your smile left your face for a second, smiles and holds up his glass as well. “For all the time we have left darling.” he says and you nod. The others finally fall quiet at that, finally realizing why you two got so quiet. You have changed so much for all the times you have been here.. Levi is the first one to break the silence “You still have time right…? We still have a lot of time together..” You are about to say something before Simeon cuts in. Let’s not grieve for something that hasn’t happened yet right? Cherish the time we have.. C’mon [NAME] let us eat the cake.” You blow out the candles and the party goes on.
They don’t know if they hate or love your birthdays.. Your birthdays are a reminder you were with them for a whole new year again but also a reminder one less year of your already short lifespan. As you get older and older your family never leaves you, they are always there.. Even if you won’t be.
Just wanted to let you know that I fw your D&D Obey Me fic HARD. I’ll be keeping an eye out for part two, but even if you don’t end up writing it, I hope enjoyed this first chapter a lot (:
FIRST OF ALL THANK YOU WOAHAHAHAHA I'm glad u guys enjoyed it honestly I thought it would get like 5 likes and that'll be it but YEAHH. I AM working on part two and about to finish it. It'll come out soon don't worry. Trust the aliens words.
Okay so I woke up with a vision and decided to write it D&D but in OBEY ME?? and also MC IS A BAD BAD MAN?? also yeah Male MC
Content warnings/What You should probably expect: Male!MC - Poly!Brothers&Undateables - No Mephitso, Raphael or Thirteen because everyone else is hard enough to write, they'll be added later on - sinner language(jokes about reproduction) - EVIL MC! - D&D TERMINOLOGY(not much but like cleric, warlock and stuff) - Many many swearing - honestly definitely OOC! characters - MISCHIEVOUS MALE MC! - MC referred as [NAME] because we ain't Y/N - LUKE IS STRICTLY PLATONIC IF YOU'RE HERE FOR THE OTHER WAY AROUND GTFO OFF MY BLOG
Future warnings may be added in the future if needed.
A/N👽: Y'all I woke up with a vision after a D&D night with friends. This is the first chapter the second one halfway done already. If you like it please let me know, if you don't like it please DON'T let me know🤸🏻♀️ . Also if there're any spelling errors mb gang i don't have any friends to proof read.
The day started off very simple at first, really. You woke up with mammon on top of you like a weighted blanket, went down to grab dinner just to find out Beel ate all the good stuff, went to RAD, did some work, came back home and everything. The day was about to end as you laid down in your bed. 'huh, it's weirdly normal today..' you thought and grabbed your D.D.D. 'Did I forget homework? Did I promise someone something? The day was way too simple for this stuff..' as you were thinking your thoughts were suddenly interrupted by a loud scream coming down from the door. Just like every human would do in this situation you went there to check for it. Levi was in front of a box, smiling and tapping his feet. Satan, who also heard the scream, walked over and rolled his eyes. “What happened this time? A new limited figure of Ruri-chan?” Satan said and walked over to you “you should be in bed [NAME], humans get tired easily” he grabbed your hands. Levi looked at you two and grabbed the box on the floor and walked between so Satan’s hands were pulled away from yours. “NOPE! This isn’t a figurine, it’s something so much more!!” Levi exclaimed excitedly and looked at you while Satan, who was behind him, rolled his eyes at what Levi said next “[NAME] you should visit my room sometimes so we can play together!!”. You nod at Levi before walking back to your own room. It is quite late at night, these guys worry over you not drinking water they’ll probably explode if they learn you skipped sleep. You lay down in your bed and pull up the covers. Today was really normal.. I guess even Devildom can have those boring uneventful days..
The first thing you feel is the hardness on your back. Your bed isn’t this hard, you remember the guys buying extra soft bed mattresses after being scared you will have a flat head like babies. You tried explaining adult humans don’t usually have soft skulls but after Solomon agreed to the brothers just for the shits and giggles it was just like talking to a wall. Those things aside, you open your eyes to understand where you are. Did Beel grab you in the middle of the night to cuddle you on his demonic hard ass bed? Did you fall from your bed in your sleep? It’s too bright at first and then too dark for a room setting. You realize you're sitting...on a throne? Before you can say anything two huge doors in front of you open and a tall grey skinned elf walks towards you. Woah are you being kidnapped as a sacrifice again? It happens more than most people believe. Then the elf bows in front of you. “Good morning my lord, shall we start our mission?”. You freeze and the dark elf in front of you takes this as a sign of not confusion but tiredness. “You still seem to be tired my lord..apologies, I’ll return on your call.” and leaves the room. You watch as he leaves and the moment the door is closed you look down and get up from panic. What? WHAT? You are wearing dark robes around your body and you feel a weird itch on your head, you reach up to scratch it just to realize..you have HORNS? You pace around the huge throne room before taking a deep breath. You play with the robe before a huge digital like screen glows in front of you. You read what’s on the board “[NAME] [LAST NAME] The Evil Conqueror of the realm” you roll your eyes, dramatic much?
You take your time reading the whole text. After reading the story you realized you are inside a heroic D&D like game.. And you are the evil big villain. Apparently your ‘backstory’ was about a human kid who was cast aside from his people. You lost your mind due to loneliness and sold your soul to become a demon. It’s not a bad deal for you but for other normal people who usually don't live in hell you basically sell every chance of your eternal peace for some mortal power. You laughed, you would be mad if this didn’t sound awesome. Finally for once you weren’t the “damsell in distress” or the “smoll bean”, you were finally the big evil scary guy hell yeah! The screen showed a new text next. So your mission as the demon lord was to conquer all the realm, gain the power you never had in your childhood…and your current objective was to kidnap a human prince to gain leverage. You raised an eyebrow, can’t you just one shot everyone with your power? You are the overpowered main villain? As if the ‘game’ could hear you, the screen changed and showed detailed explanations of your power and stats. First of all holy shit! You WERE overpowered, the stats were crazy but apparently as a demon lord you had weaknesses. You couldn’t use full control of your powers because that would require your third phase where you don't look humanoid at all(the screen has pics of you in all three phases). The first phase was the one you were currently on, you weren’t batshit insane which meant you could think clearly all you had in difference with a human were two large horns and a long demonic lizard tail behind your back. The next phase was your second form where you slowly “lose your ability to think normally” which in game language means you go full rage mode and don’t think rationally, you look kinda weird-ish here but you can still "hear me out" this form of yours. Your third phase where you go batshit and one shot everything you want. The only downside is when you are in the third phase there’s really nothing in your mind other than murder which isn’t fun. This form of yours looks hella weird, you don't look human but hey Asmo in his final form turns into a half Scorpion you can't be that mad. You sigh whatever, the first phase form is still overpowered, maybe just not as broken as the third one but it’s still stronger than anything. You look at the screen like it can hear you “so okay i got my information now tell me who tf was that elf dude?” and the screen changed. The elf guy is just your evil henchman, his name is Valeith and you rescued him when he was 15 and he started serving under you all these years. You nod at the screen and it collapses. Okay enough information.. Let’s just do today's objective today. You call Valeith and prepare for the kidnapping.
Meanwhile on top of a random hill Levi feels the sunlight hit his skin. He groans and turns around before freezing. SUNLIGHT? IN DEVILDOM? He shoots awake and looks around. Uh oh. He remembers being very excited about his new game A Hero’s Journey, a fantasy world game where you were allowed to create your own hero. Levi was so excited in fact he went to the black market to find a pre-release version and found it but just like how most situations play out in his life he was punished for not being patient enough. The devs have cursed the game so anyone who tried opening it before the release would get stuck inside the game until they finished the main plot. Levi takes a deep breath “okay remember what [NAME] always said.. assess the situation first then panic if you have to..” Levi looks down and realises he’s wearing a “hero” costume with a weirdly strange bracelet. He taps the bracelet and a screen opens “info - map - missions - companions - stats” oh!! This is his character info. Levi is a human paladin who swore to save all the realm. He reads all of his info and stats before checking the missions tab. “Find Companions(0/11)” 11 people? Damn, Levi doesn’t remember this many people in the game characters..unless. Levi holds back the urge to fall on his knees and to jump off a cliff as he realizes all his friends and brothers make 11 people. He grabs his bag and starts walking towards the city. He should probably find the others before Lucifer finds HIM and kills him.
Levi arrives at the city hall where every race and class are living their day to day life. He should probably find his "companions" here right? Levi prays for the father who abandoned him as he walks through the city. "Please just let the 10 of them be random npcs and the one to be [NAME]..." He prays but just like how it happens in a game scene, an event breaks out as he walks by a shop. Levi just sees a flash of white hair run past him with comical coins dropping down behind him. Levi watches as the shopkeeper looks at Levi, the infamous hero, "Oh mighty hero capture that thief for me please!!!" The shopkeeper begs and Levi accepts the quest. He knows who that is and he doesn't even have to see anything..Mammon. Levi groans, of course that asshole is a thief even in this game! He goes to the bar where he thinks mammon would probably be. Levi walks inside the bar and looks around, woah the scene is nice.. He sees a very ominous looking bartender, clearly an intractable NPC but before he can walk towards him, Levi hears singing...a very familiar singing.. He turns towards it and an Asmo, in a bard costume, is sitting at the bar counter and singing his life while a very amazed Solomon, who's wearing some goofy wizard hat, is laughing next to him. Oh.. great! He starts walking towards them and Solomon shuts Asmo by putting his hand over Asmo's mouth. "From the look on your face I assume waking us up in this weird world was not your intention Levi?" Solomon asks, very amused, Levi bangs his head against the counter "Lucifer is going to kill me..". Asmo laughs and grabs his lyre(where did he pull that from) before striking a tune and laughing "I've heard Lucifer still works under Diavolo here..". Levi looks at him, "you guys met the others?", Solomon and asmo both look at each other before shrugging "some of them" Solomon says. The bartender gives Levi a small drink but before he can reach to drink it asmo beats him to it. The bartender looks at Levi and starts her dialogue "I heard you're searching for the golden crow, he's a quick guy but I heard he spends his money gambling a lot. I suggest you go to the local brothel to find him and bet everything he stole." . The three of them roll their eyes at the same time, Asmo groans "Do we have to find mammon?", Levi explains "that's how the game progresses, we can't probably beat the main villain if we don't find Mammon", Solomon raises an eyebrow "Game? We're inside a game?". Oh yeah.. Levi didn't explain anything right. "So you see-”
At some point the three decide to walk to the brothel while Levi explains everything. "You know Lucifer is going to kill you right when we return?" Levi nods. "You do realize [NAME] is also going to kill you right?" Solomon asks and Levi nods once more, just more pathetic this time. This makes asmo giggle "Oh I wonder where [NAME] is.. I'm sure he's adorable. oh oh! Do you think he's a prince waiting for his rescuer? Or maybe he's a cute shopkeeper.. I'm getting excited even thinking about him!!" Levi blushes and pushes asmo while Solomon grabs his chin in confusion. "Levi you said there's 11 companions right? But aren't there like 12 of us?" Solomon asks. Levi stops and thinks for once "oh yeah... I don't know." "Maybe [NAME] not a companion character? I always imagined Levi having weird fantasies about [NAME].." asmo exclaims as Levi blushes a deep red. "N-no, I don't imagine [NAME] in weird fantasies I have no idea what you're talking about!" Levi but no one really cares what he says "Oh yeah maybe the game put [NAME] as a romance character?" Solomon says and Asmo laughs "ooohhh I wanna romance [NAME] first. I'm sure there are dirty scenes in this game!!" Levi is trying his best to shut his brother up. Before they go to the brothel, Levi asks if there's anyone nearby and Solomon points to the church. Asmo and Levi both laugh at the same time, "you want to go to a church? Solomon, dear, don't you remember we're demons?" Asmo says. Solomon rolls his eyes "are you a demon here asmo? I didn't see you transform once". What? The two brothers try to transform into demon forms but they can't. Ohh!!! Asmo is running to the church while Levi follows behind. "Who's in the church?" Levi asks. "Who do you think would be in the church in our friend group?" Solomon replies.
"Welcome to the holy grounds of Azareith.." Simeon says when he sees the three entering, behind him Luke follows behind in his choir boy outfit. Levi sees the immediate character introduction screen on top of their head, something he really didn't pay attention to when he first saw Asmo and Solomon. Father of the Church Simeon and his son Luke. "Nice we got healers!" Levi says out loud and Luke raises an eyebrow. "healers? We're in a game?" Levi groans and starts the explanation once more, this is getting tiring. The church is closed for the time for any visitors while Simeon and Luke listen to Levi. "So..the only way to exit is by finishing the game? Sounds easy." Simeon says. Levi groans "I've seen some leaks that the evil boss was too broken...", Luke has to whisper what "broken" means to Simeon while handing cookies to the others. "So do we just join your team now?" Luke asks and Levi nods. "Okay!" The two say at the same time and the other three look at each other. "This was easier than expected..."
Once again they're on their way, Simeon had to tell the people of town he will be helping the heroes in their adventure of beating the evil lord in this land. Because Simeon is the church father he knows where the others are but when Levi had asked him about [NAME] earlier he answered "I've seen almost all the others but I've never seen [NAME]... Although I heard some of the people from town talk about this human prince, their explanation seems to fit our beloved [NAME] a lot..". This answer did nothing but to thirst the others(except Luke who just wanted to find his parental figure and was walking faster than the group because he's the "leader"). So [NAME] is the human prince? The same human prince who's the most breathtaking person in the game? Hell yeah. Lemme get a piece of that ass. Anyways. They finally find the brothel and enter inside, first things first they tell Simeon to grab the others with Luke and meet with them at the city entrance. Solomon, asmo and Levi enter and.. Levi runs out. Asmo rolls his eyes "quitter.." and Solomon laughs. "Don't tease him too much, Levi doesn't see any of these other than his hentai's I believe..". The two of them spot Mammon immediately, I mean how can they not? There's an extremely loud white haired dude who keeps talking about jackpots. Solomon uses a quick spell for all the cards to float, including the ones hidden in the white haired rouge's sleeve. Mammon looks around "what the- Aye! Solomon! Quit that!" Too late.. The patrons are already kicking Mammon outside the club while Asmo grabs the money on the table "I would feel sad for him if we didn't pull almost a full deck out of his ass.." Solomon chuckles and follows behind the huge barbarian security while they kick out Mammon. Mammon drops to the ground and groans "Did ya have to do that really? I was so close to winnin' man!!". Solomon calls for Levi via his magic circle(Levi showed all of them to read their character info, everyone Levi met have read their talents) “We got Mammon, did you find Simeon and the others?” Levi nods on the other end of the circle. Mammon gets up from the floor and tilts his head in confusion “Others? Solomon ya mean to tell me there’s others here?”, Asmo laughs and nods his head “Yeah Lucifer is also here my dear older brother, your little thief action will be told to him?”. Asmo and Solomon start walking away while Mammon processes what Asmo said and chases after them in a panic “W-WHA-?! GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!!”
Levi stands in front of a fire, almost all his friends and brothers sitting around the same fire. It’s getting quite late as Levi completes the mission when Belphie finally wakes up and says yes to join the party. Diavolo as a rich heir of a successful noble family, Barbatos as his trusted butler(some things never change), Lucifer as a dark hero of the night(that’s what the townspeople talk about him), Satan as a simple bookshop owner , Beel as a knight from the castle and Belphie as a druid who lives in the forest the gang was fully here. Levi took a deep breath and opened his mouth before Lucifer beat him to it “Did Beel eat something cursed once more or did you buy something illegal again?”, Levi lowered his head in defeat “...i bought something illegal again..” Diavolo let out a loud laugh and slapped Lucifer on the back before Lucifer as a hero could kill another hero. Levi was fearing for his life on the spot “Explain. NOW.” Lucifer said and Barbatos got up to brew some wild tea for his lord. Lei tapped his watch for the screen to glow where, as the main character of the game, Levi had access to see companion character stats as well “Okay it all started when….”
