Veuve n Bourb

Art, Humor, and Men Folk

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus)

[sterlingkato]

I can’t not reblog this. I tried… impossible. 

[veuveandbourb]

Valentina!! Balenciaga!!!

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[burgertv]

[twotheleft]

[pricelessornot-blog]

[4gifs]

[3rdeyechakra]

[immortalfaces-deactivated202103]

[meetthepugs]

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[weloveshortvideos]

Her little sister is trying to pronounce the word “who”

[colachampagnedad]

LMFAO

[bigseanathon]

@travitrav 😂😂😂

[travitrav]

😂😂😂😂 forever reblog

[kitharingtonfanfiction]

[loupgarou]

[googspecial-deactivated20210329]

I am Peggy today

[str8-for-pay]

32 Faces You’ll Recognize If You’ve Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis

[nicolekidmansgrinchhands]

[theblacksophisticate]

I GOT TO 32 AND SCREAMED!! LMFAO!!

[ashncole]

We really need to throw the whole internet away at this point….

[hollanovslover]

I FUCKING HATE Y'ALL 😂😂😂😭😭

[magicinhermadness]

I. AM. WHEEZING. 😂😂😂

[blackxasteria]

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[almightyzig-deactivated20251230]

Childhood ruined

[m86-deactivated20171116]

give the sailor moon dub a chance

[humhum777]

Crying

[a-state-of-bliss]

Alicia Burke @ Tommy Hilfiger Spr/Sum 2017