FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS
❛ the worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t. ❜
❛ I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realise, it’s a comedy. ❜
❛ you don’t listen, do you? ❜
❛ are you having any negative thoughts? ❜
❛ all I have are negative thoughts. ❜
❛ for my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. ❜
❛ is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there? ❜
❛ how ‘bout another joke? ❜
❛ no, I think we’ve had enough of your jokes. ❜
❛ I’ll tell you what you get! you get what you fuckin’ deserve! ❜
❛ my mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. ❜
❛ she told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world. ❜
❛ I’m waiting for the punchline. ❜
❛ there is no punchline. ❜
❛ I just thought of a funny joke! ❜
❛ nobody’s civil anymore. ❜
❛ comedy is subjective, isn’t that what they say? ❜
❛ they don’t give a shit about people like you. and they don’t give a shit about people like me either. ❜
❛ everybody’s telling me my stand-ups, are ready for the big clubs. ❜
❛ I killed those guys because they were awful. ❜
❛ everybody is awful these days. ❜
❛ it’s enough to make anyone crazy. ❜
❛ were you following me today? ❜
❛ ugh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? ❜
❛ if it was me dying on the sidewalk you’d walk right over me! ❜
❛ I pass you everyday and you don’t notice me! ❜
❛ do I look like the kind of clown that can start a movement? ❜
❛ you know I do stand-up comedy, you should come see a show sometime. ❜
❛ all that sacrifice, she must love you very much. ❜
❛ touch my son again and I’ll fucking kill you! ❜
❛ is this a joke to you? ❜
❛ I feel like I know you… I’ve been watching you forever. ❜
❛ would you please stop bothering my kid? ❜
❛ the whole city’s on fire 'cause of you. ❜
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