Hmmmm, Hans Landa's arranged marriage headcanons? 👀👀
⋆˙⟡ I wouldn't say he would mind. If you were someone important he would be more likely thrilled. He loves power after all. Besides I see him as someone too busy to actually try to court someone so this would be the easier way for him.
⋆˙⟡ If you were the one who didn't one it though he would make sure to have patrols look after you so you wouldn't escape to a different country. A deal is a deal >:C "You will be shot for this!" Just don't run on this guy pls.
⋆˙⟡ I see it as your family trying to push you on a wealthy man so they don't have to worry about your future. I mean for a good reason. You will have everything you ask for.
⋆˙⟡ Hans would be charming at your first meetings and most likely see it as an actual marriage more than a contract.
⋆˙⟡ Yes, the wedding night and honeymoon is happening. Arranged or not you are now his wife and you have your duties to him.
⋆˙⟡ He wants kids of course! You don't? Too bad. You are his wife and you have your duties.
⋆˙⟡ However you wouldn't have to move a finger at home. Servants existed for a reason after all. You just sit back and look pretty for him.
⋆˙⟡ This might be a little bit of a low blow but he expects you to look perfect for him 24/7. He is willing to pay for the hairstylist and pretty clothes. Your job is to be his arm candy.
⋆˙⟡ He wouldn't let you work though. You are his lady now and what kind of a husband lets his beautiful wife work?
⋆˙⟡ You would be on his arm at every gala or social gathering. Even if you hate him you still have to keep up the appearances. If anyone found out your marriage was arranged it would be a scandal for his ego.
⋆˙⟡ He would buy you the biggest ring in the shop and a matching set of earings.
⋆˙⟡ You would be spoiled but only if you behaved like a proper wife.
⋆˙⟡ I see him as a traditional man.
⋆˙⟡ Loves showing you off.
⋆˙⟡ I see him going for someone younger just to have more showing off rights. This silver fox still has it.
⋆˙⟡ You are pregnant within the first month of your marriage. This man is EFFICIENT.
⋆˙⟡ If you eventually warm up to him he won't shut up. Always teasing you and asking for kisses.
⋆˙⟡ You would live in luxury and comfort for the rest of your life. Maybe marrying him wasn't such a bad idea.
love you guys but you know Hans would be the worst husband ever, right? That man would constantly cheat on you and gaslight you and give you the Bridget treatment if you don’t listen 😭😭😭
I know headcanons don’t need to be canon compliant but damn some of them are pure delusion 😭
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