Eat My Beemarang!

[vi-not-violet]

This is a roleplay blog for Vi from Bug Fables!

Events of the game have occurred, including the battle against the Everlasting King.

Be nice! Or else.

No NSFW! >:( Your ask will be deleted

Vi has a GUN! (Bought a rosary cannon from @travelingbug

Have fun! -Spider Mod

Banner by @bees-with-a-camera

Pfp by @cookies4cookie

Update: tags! I’m gonna start tagging stuff I guess, with people I interact with and whatnot

@leif-snakemouth #coolguy for Leif

@number1greenrangerfan #big beefy beetle

@zasp-and-mothiva #LeifsBF for Zasp and #cottonball for Mothiva, #headache for both

@hoaxe #barely-lasted king

#dancing for general posting!

#pesky anon for anonymous asks

#A Quest! For non anonymous asks

#Lady Venus for when Venus shows up

[crazysnor1ax]

Yall,

[leif-snakemouth]

The anons finally got you huh?

-vi

UGHGHGHGGGGG THEY SUCK THEY THREW ME IN SOME BEE'S ROOM IN THE HIVE AND NOW THERE IS PAINT ALL OVER THE PLACE

[vi-not-violet]

Oh that was my sister! You’d better have been nice to her

[leif-snakemouth]

Oh- I uh- well she wasn’t in the room- I might have stumbled around in the dark nocking over some paint cans before running out-

[vi-not-violet]

…oh dear. Alright okay I’ll go do damage control then.

[leif-snakemouth]

The anons finally got you huh?

-vi

UGHGHGHGGGGG THEY SUCK THEY THREW ME IN SOME BEE'S ROOM IN THE HIVE AND NOW THERE IS PAINT ALL OVER THE PLACE

[vi-not-violet]

Oh that was my sister! You’d better have been nice to her

[vi-not-violet]

what happens when a god holds a god killing device I wonder?

Holy Wars.

[vi-not-violet]

Did that wasp solo team slacker-..? On her own..???

Honestly impressive, yeah. They were impressed too

[number1greenrangerfan]

whats horrifying is that there are 3 constants in all worlds

death, taxes and bureaucracy

its for the better though, terrifying things would have probably happened by now if not for Da Roolz

GODS DIE?? ?? ? ??

You are holding the godkiller gun.

I- I thought it was mostly a joke I'm gonna be honest!

We in the North call Pasu's territories the Godkiller's lands and actively avoid them.

Now how am I supposed to know that?

[vi-not-violet]

If you could stay awake during story time you’d know this

[leif-snakemouth]

*After a short walk to behind the shops, Vi leads Pasu down into the bar*

Welcome to the best secret in the city! There’s monster quests too dangerous for normal adventurers, shadily acquired medals for sale, th BEST berry juice I’ve ever had, and best part? The guard doesn’t know about it

(She looks around the area nodding slightly)

Solid solid… I have been to a similar place but it is nice to know where the local Baar is set up.

[vi-not-violet]

There’s also Fry out upside. Bring him some ingredients and he’ll whip up something delicious. I like to get a meal and bring it down here, get outta the sun and whatnot, yknow?

[leif-snakemouth]

Yeah, though I do er- prefer to be in the sun when I eat- it’s a species thing-

(She points at a strip of yellow on her lower abdomen)

Partially photosynthetic, helps me digest faster also lets me zap people.

[This is just something that Oriental hornets can do, they genuinely are partially photosynthetic and can use electricity gathered from the sun to shock bugs.]

[vi-not-violet]

Well no worries there either, Fry has some seating set up topside. Though you probably shouldn’t bring drinks out of the bar

[leif-snakemouth]

I’m down to try some berry drink- can’t really get drunk but I’m sure it tastes fine- just hope it isn’t toooo sweet…

(She says while looking at the group of “shop keepers” in the back corner)

[vi-not-violet]

Sure thing, gimme a sec

*Vi walks up to the bar, and after chatting with Doppel for a bit before coming back with two Berry Juices*

Alright, I went ahead and set things up so you can order drinks on my tab. Just try not to bankrupt me

[leif-snakemouth]

(Pasu starts drinking one scrunching her face a bit before shrugging)

Still not used to how much sweeter things are here- outside of that it’s not bad. I’ll also uh- pay you back- I am realizing though that these

(She pulls out a strange looking piece of paper)

Aren’t accepted here… which- should have been obvious I was just so used to a universal currency being accepted.

[vi-not-violet]

Yea that, that’s why I set you up on my tab. I’m sure you can get some berries if you check the quest board, though. Not the one down here, solos aren’t allowed to take them

[leif-snakemouth]

(She rolls her eyes)

I could rip whatever this place had limb from limb… whatever I’ll find some things to do for some quick cash. In all honesty I’m probably not going to need much- I do have to head back in a few weeks so I’m probably going to leach off of you guys for a bit- I’ll return the favor if you ever come up to me.

(She takes another swig while once more checking the rest of the room)

I see other teams come down here as well?

[vi-not-violet]

Oh yeah, that’s Team Slacker. As the name implies, they rarely finish a quest fully, but they’re damn good for information. Fun to fight too

[leif-snakemouth]

Fight..? … wonder if they would be down for a spar… they seem like quite the force.

[vi-not-violet]

Oh, they’re ABSOLUTELY down to spar. Just go on and ask.

[leif-snakemouth]

*After a short walk to behind the shops, Vi leads Pasu down into the bar*

Welcome to the best secret in the city! There’s monster quests too dangerous for normal adventurers, shadily acquired medals for sale, th BEST berry juice I’ve ever had, and best part? The guard doesn’t know about it

(She looks around the area nodding slightly)

Solid solid… I have been to a similar place but it is nice to know where the local Baar is set up.

[vi-not-violet]

There’s also Fry out upside. Bring him some ingredients and he’ll whip up something delicious. I like to get a meal and bring it down here, get outta the sun and whatnot, yknow?

[leif-snakemouth]

Yeah, though I do er- prefer to be in the sun when I eat- it’s a species thing-

(She points at a strip of yellow on her lower abdomen)

Partially photosynthetic, helps me digest faster also lets me zap people.

[This is just something that Oriental hornets can do, they genuinely are partially photosynthetic and can use electricity gathered from the sun to shock bugs.]

[vi-not-violet]

Well no worries there either, Fry has some seating set up topside. Though you probably shouldn’t bring drinks out of the bar

[leif-snakemouth]

I’m down to try some berry drink- can’t really get drunk but I’m sure it tastes fine- just hope it isn’t toooo sweet…

(She says while looking at the group of “shop keepers” in the back corner)

[vi-not-violet]

Sure thing, gimme a sec

*Vi walks up to the bar, and after chatting with Doppel for a bit before coming back with two Berry Juices*

Alright, I went ahead and set things up so you can order drinks on my tab. Just try not to bankrupt me

[leif-snakemouth]

(Pasu starts drinking one scrunching her face a bit before shrugging)

Still not used to how much sweeter things are here- outside of that it’s not bad. I’ll also uh- pay you back- I am realizing though that these

(She pulls out a strange looking piece of paper)

Aren’t accepted here… which- should have been obvious I was just so used to a universal currency being accepted.

[vi-not-violet]

Yea that, that’s why I set you up on my tab. I’m sure you can get some berries if you check the quest board, though. Not the one down here, solos aren’t allowed to take them

[leif-snakemouth]

(She rolls her eyes)

I could rip whatever this place had limb from limb… whatever I’ll find some things to do for some quick cash. In all honesty I’m probably not going to need much- I do have to head back in a few weeks so I’m probably going to leach off of you guys for a bit- I’ll return the favor if you ever come up to me.

(She takes another swig while once more checking the rest of the room)

I see other teams come down here as well?

[vi-not-violet]

Oh yeah, that’s Team Slacker. As the name implies, they rarely finish a quest fully, but they’re damn good for information. Fun to fight too

[leif-snakemouth]

*After a short walk to behind the shops, Vi leads Pasu down into the bar*

Welcome to the best secret in the city! There’s monster quests too dangerous for normal adventurers, shadily acquired medals for sale, th BEST berry juice I’ve ever had, and best part? The guard doesn’t know about it

(She looks around the area nodding slightly)

Solid solid… I have been to a similar place but it is nice to know where the local Baar is set up.

[vi-not-violet]

There’s also Fry out upside. Bring him some ingredients and he’ll whip up something delicious. I like to get a meal and bring it down here, get outta the sun and whatnot, yknow?

[leif-snakemouth]

Yeah, though I do er- prefer to be in the sun when I eat- it’s a species thing-

(She points at a strip of yellow on her lower abdomen)

Partially photosynthetic, helps me digest faster also lets me zap people.

[This is just something that Oriental hornets can do, they genuinely are partially photosynthetic and can use electricity gathered from the sun to shock bugs.]

[vi-not-violet]

Well no worries there either, Fry has some seating set up topside. Though you probably shouldn’t bring drinks out of the bar

[leif-snakemouth]

I’m down to try some berry drink- can’t really get drunk but I’m sure it tastes fine- just hope it isn’t toooo sweet…

(She says while looking at the group of “shop keepers” in the back corner)

[vi-not-violet]

Sure thing, gimme a sec

*Vi walks up to the bar, and after chatting with Doppel for a bit before coming back with two Berry Juices*

Alright, I went ahead and set things up so you can order drinks on my tab. Just try not to bankrupt me

[leif-snakemouth]

(Pasu starts drinking one scrunching her face a bit before shrugging)

Still not used to how much sweeter things are here- outside of that it’s not bad. I’ll also uh- pay you back- I am realizing though that these

(She pulls out a strange looking piece of paper)

Aren’t accepted here… which- should have been obvious I was just so used to a universal currency being accepted.

[vi-not-violet]

Yea that, that’s why I set you up on my tab. I’m sure you can get some berries if you check the quest board, though. Not the one down here, solos aren’t allowed to take them

[leif-snakemouth]

*After a short walk to behind the shops, Vi leads Pasu down into the bar*

Welcome to the best secret in the city! There’s monster quests too dangerous for normal adventurers, shadily acquired medals for sale, th BEST berry juice I’ve ever had, and best part? The guard doesn’t know about it

(She looks around the area nodding slightly)

Solid solid… I have been to a similar place but it is nice to know where the local Baar is set up.

[vi-not-violet]

There’s also Fry out upside. Bring him some ingredients and he’ll whip up something delicious. I like to get a meal and bring it down here, get outta the sun and whatnot, yknow?

[leif-snakemouth]

Yeah, though I do er- prefer to be in the sun when I eat- it’s a species thing-

(She points at a strip of yellow on her lower abdomen)

Partially photosynthetic, helps me digest faster also lets me zap people.

[This is just something that Oriental hornets can do, they genuinely are partially photosynthetic and can use electricity gathered from the sun to shock bugs.]

[vi-not-violet]

Well no worries there either, Fry has some seating set up topside. Though you probably shouldn’t bring drinks out of the bar

[leif-snakemouth]

I’m down to try some berry drink- can’t really get drunk but I’m sure it tastes fine- just hope it isn’t toooo sweet…

(She says while looking at the group of “shop keepers” in the back corner)

[vi-not-violet]

Sure thing, gimme a sec

*Vi walks up to the bar, and after chatting with Doppel for a bit before coming back with two Berry Juices*

Alright, I went ahead and set things up so you can order drinks on my tab. Just try not to bankrupt me

[leif-snakemouth]

*After a short walk to behind the shops, Vi leads Pasu down into the bar*

Welcome to the best secret in the city! There’s monster quests too dangerous for normal adventurers, shadily acquired medals for sale, th BEST berry juice I’ve ever had, and best part? The guard doesn’t know about it

(She looks around the area nodding slightly)

Solid solid… I have been to a similar place but it is nice to know where the local Baar is set up.

[vi-not-violet]

There’s also Fry out upside. Bring him some ingredients and he’ll whip up something delicious. I like to get a meal and bring it down here, get outta the sun and whatnot, yknow?

[leif-snakemouth]

Yeah, though I do er- prefer to be in the sun when I eat- it’s a species thing-

(She points at a strip of yellow on her lower abdomen)

Partially photosynthetic, helps me digest faster also lets me zap people.

[This is just something that Oriental hornets can do, they genuinely are partially photosynthetic and can use electricity gathered from the sun to shock bugs.]

[vi-not-violet]

Well no worries there either, Fry has some seating set up topside. Though you probably shouldn’t bring drinks out of the bar

[leif-snakemouth]

*After a short walk to behind the shops, Vi leads Pasu down into the bar*

Welcome to the best secret in the city! There’s monster quests too dangerous for normal adventurers, shadily acquired medals for sale, th BEST berry juice I’ve ever had, and best part? The guard doesn’t know about it

(She looks around the area nodding slightly)

Solid solid… I have been to a similar place but it is nice to know where the local Baar is set up.

[vi-not-violet]

There’s also Fry out upside. Bring him some ingredients and he’ll whip up something delicious. I like to get a meal and bring it down here, get outta the sun and whatnot, yknow?

[zasp-and-mothiva]

I think that was more of a “how is Pasu’s brother a whimp or how is zasps sibling a killing machine”

I know, I was joking. Either way, she's just always been stronger than me, and at our old hive magic was much more common than in Bugaria, so I guess she had time to learn? Also the fat that I'm weaker does not mean I'm a whimp. That is just rude.

[leif-snakemouth]

Don’t insult my brother. Not having to work yourself thin every day does probably build emotional stability. He is also still quite strong for this area due to the fact he… well actual got full meals

[vi-not-violet]

Oh, crap that’s right!

Cmon, lemme show you my FAVORITE place in town. It’s secret and quiet and you’ll LOVE it

[leif-snakemouth]

Why is Bugarian honey so sweet?? I know honey isn’t supposed to be as bland as where I am from but this just is sickeningly sweet in all honesty.

[vi-not-violet]

Well what kind of flowers do the bees over there harvest pollen and nectar from?

[leif-snakemouth]

Uh- mostly the same- though- honey is 60% filler because of rationing, honey hasn’t really been a sweet in like- years- decades actually- stole some before it was cut and I felt the same way about it-

[vi-not-violet]

Well there ya have it. Putting in filler ingredients dilutes the potency of the nectar. We work really hard up in the hive to have as little dilution as possible

[leif-snakemouth]

Yeah- still- I kinda prefer the cut stuff…

(She reaches into her bag and hands Vi a bottle of what is labeled honey, it seems to be more of a grayish yellow however.)

Try some- it’s decent.

[vi-not-violet]

*Vi tentatively takes a sip and immediately coughs and spits*

Ugh, gross! Cut with what, mud? Do yourself a favor and scratch off that ‘honey’ label. Any other bee worth their fluff would lose their head over this

[leif-snakemouth]

Why is Bugarian honey so sweet?? I know honey isn’t supposed to be as bland as where I am from but this just is sickeningly sweet in all honesty.

[vi-not-violet]

Well what kind of flowers do the bees over there harvest pollen and nectar from?

[leif-snakemouth]

Uh- mostly the same- though- honey is 60% filler because of rationing, honey hasn’t really been a sweet in like- years- decades actually- stole some before it was cut and I felt the same way about it-

[vi-not-violet]

Well there ya have it. Putting in filler ingredients dilutes the potency of the nectar. We work really hard up in the hive to have as little dilution as possible

[leif-snakemouth]

Why is Bugarian honey so sweet?? I know honey isn’t supposed to be as bland as where I am from but this just is sickeningly sweet in all honesty.

[vi-not-violet]

Well what kind of flowers do the bees over there harvest pollen and nectar from?