Gregory House, MD.

Certified Diagnostician and Head of the Diagnostics Department at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.

[vicodinvindication]

🄷ey. I’m Dr House, Diagnostician at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. I’m mainly on this useless app because Wilson was on it and I needed more ways of annoying him and Thirteen said I should.

If you’re reading this, I probably don’t like you. But if you ask me something interesting, maybe that could change.

GIF is by @propertyofjameswilson !!

GENERAL INFO

Independent Portrayal of House from House MD. You are more than welcome to submit asks or interaction starters! The MUN is an adult named Gator or Nicholas ( my main is @pantheragator ). I’m 19 and use he he/him, as does House obviously :] I run @drbrooklyn !

I do both asks and open in character interactions. if it’s an open roleplay it will be tagged as such.

I interact with almost everyone! This means I probably will interact with more than one of the same character. If you’re a House MD blog, feel free to interact regardless of who you play!!

This blog is 18+ and WILL have NSFW jokes and potentially actual explicit content on it. If you are a minor, do NOT interact with this content or send me explicit asks. You will be blocked.

I AM okay with interacting with those younger than me, but please RESPECT THESE BOUNDARIES:

- Do not make sexual jokes with me, OOC or in Character

- Do not flirt with me, even if jokingly

- I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BLOCK YOU. As an adult, it is my responsibility to keep those younger than me safe. Break any of my rules and I will do what I need to for your safety and my comfort.

POTRAYAL NOTES

- Autistic, if that isn’t already implied enough. However I also believe he has OCD and does a lot of things compulsively, it alongside the autism is a huge reason he’s always messing with something in his hands.

- Orientation confused disaster. Tries not to think about it much. Certainly has taken a liking to Wilson, even if he denies it.

- TRANSGENDER!!!!!!!!

- He has house plants! They’re the one ‘decoration’ he accepts in the diagnostics lounge.

RULES

Sexual humor is fine if you are an ADULT, THAT BEING SAID:

Again, Minors do NOT interact with sexual content that I have marked NSFW. You will be blocked.

No ableist jokes if that’s not obvious.

As does the show, there will be sensitive topics including but not limited to: Abuse, addiction, SH, alcoholism, child neglect, etc.

No judgements of my portrayal please. I run this blog for fun!

ACCOUNTS I INTERACT WITH

@james-wilson-oncology , @doctorchesterinthehouse , @dyingdoc , @drnoniusargyros , @law-rence-kutner , @black-cat-doc , @princetons-gayest-intern , @blythe-in-the-house , @dean-of-being-hot-cuddy , @cyberneticlagomorph , @amberrvolakis , @drfinchmarlow , @draarnabedi ,

[vicodinvindication]

The office smells like rotting chicken.

-@doctorchesterinthehouse

Then find the issue??? Idiot.

[vicodinvindication]

Hospital has been very busy for the past few months. Can’t complain since it’s more interesting than this stupid blog. Whatever. Hello.

[mimiwilson]

HIIIIIII‼️

[vicodinvindication]

Hi Mimi.

[vicodinvindication]

Are you going to save us from the hantavirus 😭

No. Because it’s not a big issue. It doesn’t function in the same way that Covid does. It’s not a big threat as long as the government can actually take care of it. That’s the CDC’s problem.

[vicodinvindication]

Hospital has been very busy for the past few months. Can’t complain since it’s more interesting than this stupid blog. Whatever. Hello.

[vicodinvindication]

Hey Greg. Im done with paperwork. Anything interesting in your department right now? I cant believe im saying this....but i am quite..bored.

@james-wilson-oncology

Not really. Cases have been pretty boring. We can probably get out of the offices for a bit. Though I’m surprised you don’t have anything to do.

[james-wilson-oncology]

I am not ALWAYS busy Greg....if anything im surprised you have nothing to do. (Or are you avoiding more clinic hours...)

Anyways. We can get out...Cuddy might notice (maybe she won't care)

[vicodinvindication]

Surprised I am??? Usually there’s many more cancer patients than ones that can’t have their cases solved. Plus, I have a huge team. Can kinda dish out work when I don’t wanna.

[l0renzattractor]

You look like how the woods smells.

" Never heard that one before... You really are unique in your compliments... "

[vicodinvindication]

I just say what I think. People don’t do it very often so I do.

[l0renzattractor]

“ No no, give yourself some credit— that was a creative one. How did you come to that conclusion? Is it the leather? ”

[vicodinvindication]

Not sure. Maybe that. The necklace too. And more specifically a forest after rain.

[vicodinvindication]

Hey Greg. Im done with paperwork. Anything interesting in your department right now? I cant believe im saying this....but i am quite..bored.

@james-wilson-oncology

Not really. Cases have been pretty boring. We can probably get out of the offices for a bit. Though I’m surprised you don’t have anything to do.

[vicodinvindication]

you've been getting awfully close and friendly with lorenzo in......your own.. weird way....how does James feel about that??

How do you feel about staying out of business that isn’t yours? He’s my patient and happens to be the 1/1000 that doesn’t annoy me.

[vicodinvindication]

What's going on between you and Wilson? You two married yet or is he taking his time with the ring?

We’re dating. Or I don’t want to call it that since that’s a highschool thing. We’re something. As far as getting married I don’t know. I probably wouldn’t be good at that.

[vicodinvindication]

House I love you, I do want to marry you.

Next time someone says I’m bitchless I’m showing them this.

[drjamesevanwilson]

Noted.

oh god..

[vicodinvindication]

I’m wanted in more ways than a doctor

[drjamesevanwilson]

Yeah. I know.

[vicodinvindication]

You know? Usually you don’t enable my ego. Interesting.

[drjamesevanwilson]

Don't use this as evidence!

[vicodinvindication]

As evidence towards what? You saying that certainly hints something’s going on.

[drjamesevanwilson]

Nothing, it's nothing. Stop trying to pick my brain because you won't get anywhere.

[vicodinvindication]

Not getting anywhere has never stopped me. Or it has, because I know how to. So in a sense it has stopped me. Or has it? You never know.

[james-wilson-oncology]

Why....are there...chicken feathers in my office.

[vicodinvindication]

Figured you wanted company.

[james-wilson-oncology]

Of course it was you....

Why am I even surprised anymore..

(He will get back at him)

[vicodinvindication]

I was bored and the chicken was free.

[james-wilson-oncology]

How...how'd you get the chicken for free?....do I even want to know?

[vicodinvindication]

Theres more ways than you’d think.

[james-wilson-oncology]

Why....are there...chicken feathers in my office.

[vicodinvindication]

Figured you wanted company.

[james-wilson-oncology]

Of course it was you....

Why am I even surprised anymore..

(He will get back at him)

[vicodinvindication]

I was bored and the chicken was free.

[vicodinvindication]

House I love you, I do want to marry you.

Next time someone says I’m bitchless I’m showing them this.

[drjamesevanwilson]

Noted.

oh god..

[vicodinvindication]

I’m wanted in more ways than a doctor

[drjamesevanwilson]

Yeah. I know.

[vicodinvindication]

You know? Usually you don’t enable my ego. Interesting.

[drjamesevanwilson]

Don't use this as evidence!

[vicodinvindication]

As evidence towards what? You saying that certainly hints something’s going on.

[james-wilson-oncology]

Why....are there...chicken feathers in my office.

[vicodinvindication]

Figured you wanted company.

[vicodinvindication]

House I love you, I do want to marry you.

Next time someone says I’m bitchless I’m showing them this.

[drjamesevanwilson]

Noted.

oh god..

[vicodinvindication]

I’m wanted in more ways than a doctor

[drjamesevanwilson]

Yeah. I know.

[vicodinvindication]

You know? Usually you don’t enable my ego. Interesting.

[vicodinvindication]

hahaha hii house ur so cool marry me

Usually you know who you’re marrying. I think I’d prefer that.