SING ME LIKE A CHOIR

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Victoria Anderson. ✌ TWENTY-FOUR // ASPIRING BAKER // single You can call me 'Vic', 'Tori' or 'Toria'. Call me 'Vicky' and I'll kick your ass into next week. I just so happen to be the coolest person you've ever met in your entire life. I work as a waitress at the Wilson Hotel. so you should totally come and find me. I've got two brothers. They're pretty okay, I guess. However, I will have to inflict pain upon you if you try to screw with them- I don't make up the rules. Blood is blood. That's me. Make sure to hit the handy dandy 'follow' button on your way out. +var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5077979"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); hanging around.

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hunterclaringalpha

It’s never said in a polite way but it’s better than nothing? I did get a fifty dollar tip once so I guess I can’t complain too much.

victorianders-blog

Fifty bucks? What did you do to get that kind of tip, and when can I start doing it?

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Oh, no worries, it was more wishful thinking on humanity’s part than any actual hope. That is… very likely. Or you might just have seen my brother around the kitchens. Either way, it’s a pleasure to meet you, Victoria. I’m Mathieu.

victorianders-blog

Ah, yes- I know Arno. Not too well, but from what I’ve heard he’s quite the cook. The pleasure’s all mine, Mathieu. Have you been staying long here at the hotel?

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Not very well, I think he’s cute, though. He’s a really smiley kid. I say kid, but I’m pretty sure you’re both older than me. In any case, he seems very nice, as do you, love.

victorianders-blog

We’re both 24, if that gives you any indication. Thank you, I’m glad you think so- I’d be ashamed if someone thought that me or my brothers were anything less than nice. You’re lovely, though. I’ll definitely have to stick around for another one of your performances sometime.

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darkpoetclarington

I agree with you on that part. You should see then drunk at eleven, it’s frankly terrifying.

Edgar Clarington, dancer and professional tired person.

victorianders-blog

Oh, I’ve seen that. It’s not a pretty sight. I’m usually one of the ones stuck serving them wine and champagne.

Nice to meet you. I haven’t seen you dance, but I’m sure you must be good if you work here.

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I do, I’m a dancer. You might have caught one of the… performances? I’m lucky to work with so many talented people. I know your face, let me guess… Blaine’s sister?

victorianders-blog

Oh. Yeah, it’s... coming back to me now. Good job on that, by the way. You’ve definitely got some moves. Ah, yes! That’s me. I’m the youngest Anderson. Do you know Blaine well?

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Ugh, one of my biggest pet peeves. You must have a lot of self-control if you haven’t gone off on someone yet. I’d probably spit in their food as payback, but hey, that’s just me.

Sorry you’re getting treated like shit, though. That’s the worst thing about this hotel – there’s snobby ass people everywhere. We all deal with it.

victorianders-blog

You should see me meditating after a long day- I practically live and breathe self-control. That’s actually the second time someone’s said something like that, but spitting in someone’s food would probably be my one-way ticket out of here, and I’m not a risk-taker.

I never realised how annoying some rich people could be until I started working here, though at least the pay is kind of reasonable. I can imagine that some of the other staff get it worse than I do. What kind of shit do you get from people?

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arnosmythe-blog

You should snap your fingers back at them.

victorianders-blog

And lose my job? No thank you. As tempting as that is, I kind of need the money.

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These mothers at the pool be screeching about how their kid’s are drowning. Lady, your kid is not drowning. Your kid is in the shallowest part of the pool. Chill out. Do not make me jump in and save your kid who is not drowning. Ya’ll would not believe how heated these rich people be havin’ me.

victorianders-blog

I’ve found that most of the rich people here are high-strung as hell. Especially the moms. It’s actually kind of surprising that they’re not always too drunk to know which child in the pool is even theirs.

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…and here I was thinking that politeness was returning to popularity in modern society. Silly me. On the upside, kudos to you for not snapping by now. I probably would have.

victorianders-blog

Sorry for shattering your hopes like that. Thanks, I do try hard to keep my cool. I’m Victoria, by the way. I think I may have served you food a couple of times.

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hunterclaringalpha

People still say “excuse me”. Especially if you don’t get their order fast enough. “Excuse me ma’am, did you not hear me?“

victorianders-blog

Well, all I’ve gotta say to that is that you must be hearing it a lot more than I do.

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That’s disgusting, I’m sorry you have to deal with that. At least we’re kind of all in this with each other? I’m Kurt, by the way.

victorianders-blog

It wouldn’t annoy me so much if it wasn’t happening like, almost every day. At least I’m getting paid to deal with it. Victoria. I think I’ve seen you around before. You work at the hotel, yeah?

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darkpoetclarington

It’s too much effort. That would require them to open their mouths and actually muster up intelligible worlds. You’re asking too much of them.

victorianders-blog

You would think that the guests here were all literally mute when it comes to anything that doesn’t involve barking at me whenever there’s something wrong with their food, though I don't think there's much that I can do about it. Anyway, I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Victoria. Waitress extraordinaire.

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I know, Vic, I know. People think they’re entitled to everything. They’re rude as hell sometimes. Take a deep breath and spit on their food.

victorianders-blog

It’s usually old guys that do it too, which is even more annoying. That’s honestly so tempting- but then my job would be at risk. All I can really do is hope that one of them ends up getting a little food poisoning.

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I think I might seriously go nuts if one more person snaps their fingers in a really rude attempt to get my attention. I’m a human being, not a dog. What ever happened to just saying “excuse me” in this hotel?

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