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BRITTANY SUSAN PIERCE Yes I'm Brittany S. Pierce. Don't get me confused with Britney Spears, I've had enough of her taking my spotlight. So, I don't really feel like giving you a whole backstory on my life. Just know I'm 16, I live in the Upper East Side and I'm a junior at Constance Billard School for Girls. I'm probably waay more talented than anyone you could ever meet.

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doeeyedsatan

Ugh, hopefully we’ll be dead by then, and no I’m not saying that ‘cos I’ve been in an emo spiral since Anita has been listening to My Chemical Suckfest on repeat for the last two days, but ‘cos I’m trying to dip out sizzlin’ hot, and not a wrinkle on site. I’ve had a pow wow with the devil every Thursday, and already reserved our pent house in the flames, I got us B.

I think the first episode should be why I’m UES’s future Queen.

bspiercex-blog

If you cover yourself in Vaseline and saran wrap before bedtime you will never get wrinkles, I’ve told you this before. But that’s awesome, just make sure the devil is okay with me bringing an air conditioner because you know how frizzy my hair gets.

That’s an amazing idea. We can title it “Fondue for Two: Queen Lopez”.

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uesrachel-deactivated20151129

Internet talk show? Is it on Youtube? I’ll have to check it out and catch up. Who have you had as a guest?

bspiercex-blog

Yes, of course it is. I’m not an amateur. So far we’ve only done two pilot episodes. One featuring my cat, and the other featuring my housekeeper. We had to make a second pilot because my stupid sister screwed up the lighting on the first episode and my cat looked like he had a halo on his head, when really he’s evil.

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theslavehulkofsky

Cheese is awesome but I put like a ton of marshmallows in one once

Best smores ever.

bspiercex-blog

Mashmallows evaporate if you heat hem up. Even I know that. If you’re try to impress me, you shouldn’t lie.

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doeeyedsatan

I did, but any and all reminders are appreciated, and excepted in bundles.

bspiercex-blog

I’ll remind you until the end of the world, which by my estimates will be 2063. So I’ve got you. And we can also do a ton of new episodes by then too!

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theslavehulkofsky

Fondue is awesome

Did you know you can put chocolate in those things and not just cheese?

bspiercex-blog

Of course I knew that. But cheese is way better, so.

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uesrachel-deactivated20151129

What is Fondue for Two?

bspiercex-blog

Fondue for Two is the hottest internet talk show in the UES. It combines talking to people and hot cheese, which are my two favorite things. And if you don’t know what it is, you’re seriously behind on my life Rachel Berry.

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dreamywoes replied to your post:

‘Cos you’re cute, and I kinda like you, I’ll totally be your first guest star.

Did you know you’re amazing and you’re totally my best friend?

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Britt’s back bitches! My mom took me on a surprise trip. She didn’t tell me exactly why we were leaving, but I got some new clothes out of the trip, so I’m not complaining! Now to catch up on everything that happened in the UES and maybe record a new “Fondue For Two!”?

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I tried to make myself some pancakes but I accidentally burned one of them and when the fire alarm went off, my housekeeper Olga ran in and started yelling at me in Russian. Why does she want to stop me from making delicious pancakes? I totally think she’s in cahoots with Putin.