짓궂은 ; SPITEFUL

✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* Everyone claims that fate is an entity none can escape from. But I am living proof that even divine intervention cannot conquer. When I was a young boy, I defied destiny. I was meant to be a tool under their beck and call. I did not yield, and became a murderer. I'm a mortal with free will, and I do not wish to relinquish it soon. Even if it means death ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* ↱ m!a: none - ask box: open ↲

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Hi Leroy my name is Jan and I want you to adopt me as your successor in terms of kinkiness and hoe-ness.

I'm sorry, what. I mean, sure, alright? How did you know about my kinkiness? Also, I'm not a hoe. Well...No longer one, at least. My body all belongs to Eugene <3

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Would you rather be castrated or Ben smothered by Brangela's you know whats?

…I’m sorry, what.

No sane man would want to be squashed to death by a pair of big badonka-donks. 

So, I choose being castrated. 

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DOES AL KNOW YOU LIKE TO SUCC THE DICC????!?!

EVERYONE KNOWS I LIKE TO SUCC THE DICC WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

I’m like, one of the gayest gays in Greenville.

But just between you and me, Eugene’s dicc is the dicc I like best. 

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Do you run off in a mission and possibly jeopardize it? You know, like Leroy Jenkins?

Me? Running away from a mission and even jeopardizing it?

Ridiculous! I’m one of the best they have to offer, and I don’t intend to change that, ever. I’m committed to this job, no matter how exhausting or difficult it might be. 

So the answer is no, I never run away. I don’t mess things up. 

(Unless it’s espionage or anything stealthy, then I’m royally fucked.)

I do fail sometimes. I’m still human, and I do make mistakes. Often I underestimate it and I almost die on several occasions, but I don’t give up on any of them. 

(By the way, who’s this Leroy Jenkins you’re talking about?)

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Omo! Does lil' Leroy have a boyfriend now? ;)))

First of all, what the fuck is with that nickname? I’m not little, I’m a man already!

     And second, no. I do not have a boyfriend. Don’t tell me you’re getting ideas just because I fucked Eugene-hyung. We’re like brothers, well…Not really, because that would be incest and that’s gross, but what I meant is we’re very close. I don’t find him romantically attractive, I just like how hot he is. 

     Besides, even if I was attracted to him, I wouldn’t date him. We’re both assassins, and there’s a high risk that both of us could die, every single day. It’s a relationship that’s going to be filled with worries and what-ifs. I don’t think I’m ready for that.

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if you dont rp in bahasa does that mean you wouldnt be following people that rps in bahasa only? they wont rp with you but they followed you first.

「♛」

Honestly, I don’t know how to answer that. I did follow some Indonesian only RPers before I changed my guidelines, and I don’t plan on unfollowing them.

If I go along with my guidelines, I follow anyone as long as they’re IC. I guess I’ll still follow them because there’s a lot of people in my following that I don’t RP with, but I enjoy seeing their RP style.

To make it simple, I won’t follow you if you’re extremely OOC, and I will unfollow you if we were mutuals, but you have unfollowed me first. Other than that, I don’t care what RP you are as long as you’re IC, I wouldn’t mind following you.

Followers/Following ratio doesn’t matter to me anyway. I follow people that I want to.

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it's funny how you're gay but you're surrounded by a lot of girls XD

Not really. I think I’ve been interacting with more men because I…am slightly afraid of girls. Embarrassing to admit, but.

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Are you interested in anyone right now? ;)

The wink looks very suspicious to me, for some reason.

The answer is no, I don’t have anyone in mind, and I’m not interested in a relationship as of now.

First of all, I’m gay. Just putting it out here right now so I wouldn’t disappoint any women in the future. It’s better that they know about it now rather than getting their hopes up. 

Second of all…I don’t want to put my boyfriend’s life on the line. With me being an assassin, whoever is close with me would be a target. I don’t want to go on a mission worried sick about what’s going to happen to my boyfriend and ending up failing the mission. 

Maybe I’ll search for someone once I’ve retired from all this crap.

I’m still open to one-night stands, though. /winks. Ask and you shall receive my number. 

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Any hobbies you like to do in your free time?

Hobbies, huh.

Well, I’m into photography. I take photos of anything that just catches my eye. Sometimes when I see a scenery that just fits, my fingers are itching to take a photo of it. I even have an album for all the stuff I took over the course of three years. It’s amazing how it can still hold all the shit I cramp in it. Some turn out really good, but well…Even professionals can mess up sometimes, right?

I wouldn’t call myself a professional, though. Photography is only something I do to pass the time. It’s something I enjoy, and it helps me relax. What I love to take photos of most would probably be people. Raw, candid expression. I don’t take photographs, I like seeing people in their most vulnerable moments. When they are unaware of their surroundings. Mostly, I take photos of strangers, but I like to take photos of Arata and Eugene hyung, too. Don’t tell them I said this, though. 

(P.S. It’s cute how Eugene looks so different when he’s sleeping).

I also love reading. There’s not much time to do this in my line of work, but I always try my best to get through a novel between shifts at my part-time job and free days. I’m not into any chick-flicks or romance, though. I hate sappy stuff. What I like to read the most are fiction novels. Fantasy. Mysteries and detectives. Violence.

(Okay, well maybe not the last one. Let’s, uh…Forget I ever said that).

I used to draw before my work got too hectic, but now it’s getting rusty and I don’t think I have time to polish my skills anymore.

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Starter Guide.

This tag will only be used to make starters that haven’t yet been written in Twitter. (It’s kind of a hassle to copy and paste afterall, so.)

Meaning, I’ll be creating new ones here. If you want to RP using the starter you’re interested, reply to the quoted tweet containing the starter. Thank you very much for reading, and I hope you’ll enjoy RP-ing with me!