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@violetfornow
the “nah, don’t have amnesia” to
“what? i don’t remember saying that” to
“man, i don’t remember anything that happened yesterday” to
“shit, what has the past week been like? i’m not sure what i’ve been doing” to
“oh, i don’t even remember that entire year of my life. i wonder what happened during it?” to
“maybe i do have amnesia” pipeline is real
the "of course I remember" to
"just give me a sec to remember" to
"yeah, I just have to find the memory" to
"I know about it, but it's not MY memory" to
"wait, why can't I remember?!"
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Yeah 😮💨
As someone who's been sleeping diagonally in my bed for the better part of over 7 years...
since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"
some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.
benefits of mg:
easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like "mayd" or "maygh")
ONE SYLLABLE!!! ("individual" is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually
ends in a soft vowel sound, so it'll flow right into the next word ("ind" halts the whole sentence)
fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter
distinct enough that it can't be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I'll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)
wizard.
drawbacks:
there aren't any
yes, i know about milligrams and magnesium. i don't give a shit. ms can also mean microsoft. who cares.
New alter just dropped!!!!
...and now we have to actually feel like our real age??
just becausw youre a man doesnt mean you cant be a girl
Goldie 🌺
sorry not sorry but the height of romance in my opinion is sharing someone else's body with them. let me curl up in your brain i want to be lulled to sleep by the rhythms of your body and the sounds of blood whooshing through your veins. i want to take shelter in your body. does this make sense.
this is the direction the Goldie + Examiner situation is headed
Polyam Plural culture is having your system intertwined with your boyfriend's system through everyone dating each other.
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It’s tiring, isn’t it? Being in control, making choices, thinking for yourself. It’s so, so tiring. Let me do it instead. You’ll like it.
funnier as a system
how it feels when Violet tries to switch in
The host, thinking about how trying to build relationships with 20 different alters means that, even with zero partners and just one friend, we are well past polysaturated.
Goldie, thinking about how many partners would be fun for her:
Examiner: Do you want to form an alliance, with me?
Goldie: Absolutely I do.
"Do these symptoms interfere with your daily activities?"
Bitch these symptoms ARE my daily activities wym
I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”
sadly the regional vice president of self-care has been put in a headlock by the senior director of doomscrolling
I'm pretty sure that one time a good while ago I made a post about executive dysfunction comparing/relabeling it as "brain bureaucracy", and now that I know I'm a system, just, yeah. This is actually exactly what's going on. It makes so much more sense and I stand by it even harder now! 😅
@funnier-as-a-system
Being a system is so fucking hard 😮💨😢
-Host
plural culture is some of us being so fucking mad at someone but the host loves them too much to be mad at them for too long so you just have to fucking deal with it because god forbid you upset someone
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It's Calypso. Calypso hates everyone.
But stuck here still dealing with them just cuz the host and a couple other mostly dormant alters will never get over them 🙄😤😮💨