Isabelle

Alaska-grown Peace. Love. Unity. Respect.

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113 bids

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honest to god thought this was a gmod screenshot

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take a fucking slurp babes

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Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever. 

Like at first, wow this looks nice:

How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.

… And then you find the floorplan:

Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place). 

This is your enterance:

Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks. 

It comes with such stunning features as:

Creepy ass long murder hallways.

A room with many doors (all closets).

A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.

And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.

I hope you like wine, A LOT.

[captainlordauditor]

this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons

[tombstonettromboners]

honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map

[shrimppunk-deactivated20170902]

I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here

[metalgirlysolid]

This is literally the first level of Hitman 2

[conquerorwurm]

What the fuck

[mousethe]

what does it all mean

[wetorturedsomefolks]

is it still available

[geopsum]

I really hope they got her drift.

[cretaceous-wanderings]

I guess that’s why they have so many plates.

[patrickat]

I want to know whose fault this is.

[vitalsigns1]

I should receive an award for hating men and being single since birth

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[feminismisahatemovement]

Speaking for all men, I thank you for keeping well away from us.

[powerarmor]

so when are you guys gonna admit that you’re out here just makin shit up

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just rapping presents

[moldable]

do u mean wrapping

[hxlly1998-deactivated20191124]

no my new single “presents” buy on itunes

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[thecutespook]

Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up

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damn. baby flamingo

huge fuckin foot. damn

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