Patrick was here...

I'll tumblr 4 ya, I'll tumblr 4 ya...

[kamil-a]

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[imperfectangelcollectorblog]

[seasonofhorror]

HELLRAISER

1987, dir. Clive Barker

[winged-fool]

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

[inthefallofasparrow]

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.

[liberalsarecool]

Submission to a vain rapist is so weak.

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

[official-boob-posts]

you know what this means chat

[etherealspacejelly]

the quiz:

[citizensun]

yeah okay the lower decks comic is actually freaking hilarious

[angelbabymikaa]

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🕯️ you will see trump dead or behind bars 🕯️

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️in your lifetime 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

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[skybson]

7x02 - Shadows And Symbols

[hikikomoricomplex]

perhaps as a general rule of thumb you should try to live your life in such a way that the whole world doesn’t immediately start celebrating like the ewoks at the end of Star Wars when you get brutally murdered on live TV

[thoughtkick]

“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.”

— Mark Twain

[thememedaddy]

[patrickat]

Much Ado About Capitalism

[keyofjetwolf]

Eddie Izzard, Force Majeure, 2013

[seblester]

It’s Fuck It Wednesday around here. Yesterday it was Fuck It Tuesday and tomorrow it’ll be Fuck It Thursday.

[seblester]

Someone just asked me what the forecast was for Friday. I’m not psychic, but there’s a very strong possibility it’ll be Fuck It Friday.

[seblester]

Yep, it’s Fuck It Friday.

[uncleromeo]

if american CEOs were killed at the same rate as schoolchildren, they would all be dead in a few months.

if american CEOs were killed at the same rate that police kill unarmed people, they would all be dead in a couple of weeks.

if american CEOs were killed at the same rate that life saving treatments were denied coverage, they would all be dead in seconds.

[susiephone]

the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"