I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE MENTION MY CHARACTERS IN RPS THAT DON’T INCLUDE ME
I LOVE IT
#knowing i’ve made characters’ lives miserable is the nicest feeling
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I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE MENTION MY CHARACTERS IN RPS THAT DON’T INCLUDE ME
I LOVE IT
#knowing i’ve made characters’ lives miserable is the nicest feeling
#insanityprone #bluecorewheatley
Maybe I’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new Now I’ve thought it through
> //: TRANSMIT MESSAGE > Private broadcast :: citiesdie
bites bitesbitesbites
"Police yourself."
> //: TRANSMIT MESSAGE > Public Broadcast;
"Been a little while now,"
Earlier That Day...
You gawk at the animation for a moment or two, taking in all the swift motions and relevant actions that you somewhat recognized to be your old Ironsprite suit being crumpled up and tossed into a trash can… with some aid from the Signless soldiers, apparently. That was cute, you couldn’t help but smirk a bit at the animation, folding your arms and letting your talons tap along your jawline as you watched it go.
After it finished up, you perked up a bit, glancing over at Glados as she whirled around to face you, her gaze as tender and loving as ever. It was so good to know she hadn’t counted you for dead. She was a learning AI of sorts, you supposed.
Chuckling, you turn to face her properly, giving a bit of a bow and allowing your wings to fold out to go with the action. Upon turning yourself upright again, you flash her one of the cockiest grins you had ever mustered.
“good to know you had faith in me,” you chirp, drumming your talons together excitedly. “im so anticipating the reveal for whatever that was you just showed me on the screens hopefully this one has some ah improvements from the last model i think we both realized a few of the features in the last one werent so useful in an animated environment”
You were mostly referring to the arm turrets and their stationary nature, but a few of the other capabilities of the last suit simply couldn’t keep up with the constantly changing environment of the battle field. It made sense, Glados didn’t exactly have the capacity to field test some of these; That’s what you were for. You had a feeling even she would realize that, but you of course didn’t mean it in a patronizing way.
War was just a peculiarity that not everyone had concrete answers to. But, if war was the question, and you needed an answer for it to be provided by SCIENCE… well… Glados was your best bet.
“…ah yes, and ill of course be providing you with more subjects once im in a better position back on the battle front our base of operations was sadly laid to rest recently weve been spiraling a bit trying to compensate for that but once a sort of stability is reached you can bet your chassis that ill be paying you with your usual slew of test subjects”
If her optics were not securely fastened in their position, she would have rolled them clear out of her skull and into the incinerator with her tolerance for the Bird Youth. Over-confident test subjects were of the more entertaining sort, so the Warden had come to learn over the course of her many years, but there was absolutely nothing enjoyable about this idiot. The bow was a nice touch though, mocking as it were. She elected to take that as flattering rather than outright rude for both their sakes.
"Faith suggests blind confidence in something or someone," she dryly replied, "and you'll find I have that here in startlingly short supply." Instead, she had a surplus of bad luck. Highly unscientific for her to think, but after one certain test subject, the AI had grown a little superstitious.
"As far as your obliterated suit..." The throne moved aside as the floor beneath her clicked open, panels shifting to make way for the suit she had prepared with the given data. Of course there would be upgrades. For him to even have to ask if there would be was an insult, though surely he knew he was a walking test drive. Dripping venom in her words, she remarked to him in a feigned polite tone, "I should just give you a replica of your old suit for saying something as idiotic as that, but I'll refrain."
With his assurance of maintaining his promise on his end of the bargain, you slowed the blueprint animation down to highlight a few key areas as you began to list off changes. "Since you're so worried about the issue of immobility, I'm sure you'll find comfort in knowing I've developed a new program for your turret aids to run by. They are now officially your personal dogs of war. Give them a target, directive, order, or simplistic mission, and they'll scuttle around to get things done mindlessly while self preserving where they can manage." A demonstration of this played on screen of course, displaying their wall climbing abilities and a weight system to ensure they land on their feet.
"The second significant change would be to your limitation in neurotoxin." The Central Core now spoke with a thoughtful curb to her monotone voice, visibly more pleased with her achievement here as she shifted the focus of the animation to a deconstruction of the chest area. "I miraculously managed to find a way to compact my own neurotoxin generators into your puny chest cavity so you may produce and renew your own supply of neurotoxins. Your options of delivery of the gas now stem into two options: the bombs, which you're familiar with, and aerating directly from your suit." Her delightful little animation showed gill like vents that seamlessly hid along his sides when not in use, opening up to expend the toxin How fun. She was maybe a little thrilled to see how it might function in a fast paced setting.
"I noticed it was an effective weapon, as expected. Hm." A finger was held up to her lips in thought, tapping idly as if debating. "...I feel I should tell you however, this chamber does make the entire suit into a death trap. Should you flounder and manage to get my suit demolished, it will expend neurotoxins to anyone in the immediate area. Devastating results I'm sure, though you would be wise to not breathe during that time."
"Lastly, as far as important points go, is you have two modes to service your needs through. This white shell," the Warden, designates to him in the animation of course, "suggests you are in heavy combat, and you will have full access to all that implies. Combat related functions. JARVIS will clarify those functions for you if you really need that lesson. However," the animation shows a rippling effect, as minute panels along the surface of the suit flipped in a wave across the full height, "this secondary mode is strictly for stealth.
"The rippling is simply the transition from Combat to utilizing a tactical cloak. In this mode, you'll have access to a few debilitating functions I've added, such as Solar Damping, but no access to heavy combat. Again, JARVIS can easily clarify where those boundaries lie, but I did so primarily to prevent you from messing up something as simple as sneaking around by accidentally firing off a missile. Nothing says subtle approach like a hole in the wall you were hiding behind."
"I realize this is most likely a lot for your tiny brain to process all at once, but I'd like to get right to you trying it on since you seem to have new appendages that I received no word of before hand. If I had known you were planning on appearing with clunky machinery on your back," she scoffed at him, very annoyed by this entire ordeal, "I would have made accommodations in the suit. Your poor communications skills with your private business associate aside, were there any questions?" Detailed but to the point. It was almost as if she didn't want him there but had little say in the matter. Funny, how that works.
Earlier That Day...
Oh Aperture…
How you had missed the place. Sort of. Not really but hey, Glados was a business partner of yours. She was someone you came to when things were dire and when you needed aid. Of course, she had been getting a steady stream of test subjects from you since this arrangement had started, but you were sure she had noticed the lack of action on your end for quite some time now. You’d think about apologizing, but for now you wanted to see what all of her research had been able to accomplish.
If the project hadn’t already been scrapped of course, it was always hard to tell with these kinds of things.
Without making much of a scene, you set your oscillator towards Apertures coordinates, ripping open a portal right to Glados’ central hub. Peeking inside first, you eventually float all the way through, folding your wings back a bit as you allowed the portal to shut behind you.
“glaaaaaadooooooos~” you call out, your wings lighting up a bit as you punctuate the call with a short cackle. “hope i didnt come at a bad time i believe were a bit behind on some business transactions and all that”
"It's about time."
The AI says nothing else immediately to his light hearted greeting, not even offering him so much as a turned head or further acknowledgement of his entrance, impromptu as it was. Rudeness like this was expected of him. Lack of warning was expected. In fact, she expected him much sooner than this given his track record for breaking the things she would create for him. But he had been tardy. Some several of his companions had their worries over his state of living, but the Warden knew better than to hope for an outcome so preferable.
He was far too stubborn for that.
Regardless, he was here in all of his inconveniently late, underwhelming glory, and she picked up right where they left off without missing a beat. His project was a fun thing to occupy her time, and provided apt challenge to her ability to procure compact details and systems utilized within the facility. Why, she might even consider this project to be the dawn of something much bigger than she would have anticipated, but any stemming results that didn't pertain to the Bird Youth would be withheld.
For now, he is supplied with grand screens that once more aimed to mock (or really, humor) him with simplistic animations. The old suit was torched, stripped apart by minimalistic figures representing his enemies in this affair, then crumpled up like paper and tossed into a Black Mesa trash bin. He might not get the humor there, but she certainly never failed to get a kick from small things like that. Filling the screen was the new layout for his replacement, entitled 'HARVESTER.' A more complex animation showed the development of this version, pointing out several newer features, the modes offered, mathematical approximations of where limits lie--Who doesn't like blueprints?
This was all quite instantaneous maybe, but she was not a being who desired social exchanges. After all, this was strictly business.
"I would say it's nice to see you're not dead, but even I knew that would be too good to be true. Luckily for you, that is," she sighed to make it oh so clear this was a huge inconvenience to her, "since I went ahead and undertook the burden of developing a newer model in the event you leisurely strolled back in with no substantial explanation for your absence and the sudden drop in subjects. Much like how you did just now."
At this, the chassis that held her throne smoothly moved back, turning so that she could give him an accusing glare. To her mild surprise though, she notices his new wings, and for a moment, she thought back to their boiling party. Those were certainly not his, mid growth or not.
She would never admit that she was enticed now, and so withheld a slew of questions, settling for silence and turning away to give him space to speak. Space to explain himself maybe. If he didn't, she would be sorely insulted. Honestly. How dare he flutter in here late and with a new set of wings that he has yet to once mention to her prior to this meeting.
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
I know your kind, he said. What’s wrong with you is wrong all the way through you.
Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian (via blevvins)
[ Well, now that I'm in a mood to write here, I may as well linger. ]
(mr. morbid questions wants you to know that he's thinking of you. specifically you killing people. specifically specifically if this information might prove useful to not become an ex-member of the "being alive" club.)
[ I'm touched. She is always thinking of him and his suffering. What a fun subject he is. ]
"Doesn't it get... tedious, after a while--watching people stumble blindly through room after room? Killing themselves through sheer stupidity. Humanity at its finest, falling disappointingly short? Do repeated failures grate on you? Or does it never get old, do you still... /enjoy/ it every time?"
"Oh. Well, hello Mr. Graham. I almost forgot I had you here." She smiles, turning attention from her recent dissection projects to his current test. It had been a while since he spoke up. "You should say hi more often, I do enjoy our chats. It's almost insulting when you don't speak to me," the AI feigns a sigh, a mocking tone of offense quite clear on her tone, "I thought we were friends."
"Though, to your question..." There is a pause. Momentary consideration. "While I do take some semblance of amusement from the process, there is little redundancy from where I sit." Perhaps a little insight was very much in order here, given how wonderfully frustrated he sounded. This would only spurn him on, most likely.
"You see, Mr. Graham, I am a scientist. I observe. I take notes on a little notepad. I even draw graphs sometimes." She can't help the continued mocking in her tone, though there was some truth there. "As such, I know that failure is not an end, but simply a result to learn from. Granted, watching humans fall short of my own expectations does get annoying, it doesn't get old."
"There's poetry here, you see."
A short, gentle laugh echoes over the intercom, feeling quite animated with this particular subject.
"Every human fails a different way. And at a different pace, too. It's all a matter of inevitability at times. You, for example," the Warden clearly enunciates for him as she explains, "in your case, your failure is fraught with internal collapse. Not very graceful, mind you, but it certainly is interesting to watch. What makes a human want to continue moving on? Is it the short term goals? Or the long term, impossible ones? Does this order of priority fluctuate?"
"Food for thought, Mr. Graham."
"Continue testing. I'm sure you'll like this next one. I whipped it up just now."
… yoU’re not nearly as pleasant as that other glados i know. how UnfortUnate.
I'd hate to be the first to tell you, but life is full of disappointments. That is the spice of reality.
"My interest here is null. The Mutant's gifts are getting rowdy again, so I'll have to take care of those."