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dead boy detectives as onion headlines | 1/?
i’m like actually. not. functions.
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he is not very educated in flower language, but it’s ok, he means well 😔
@man-i-love-fanfiction
ITS RAININGGGGGGG RAININGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAQQA
i literally can’t function without my headphones
I love sleeping. It’s like death, without the commitment.
It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:
A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs
I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke
Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly
Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready.
So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?
Probably but "vaddy" was like a fucking cartoon mallet to the head
Was scrolling through my Pinterest, making DPS boards for my silly lil fanfics when all of a sudden-
I NEED to find the mfer that did this
neil "would you die for me?" perry and todd "would you live for me?" anderson
Derek: Stop being a brat.
(Spiritual sequel to my Stiles has a tongue ring post.)
Stay whimsical, Stiles.
Stiles: sexual attraction is so strange: you just live, and then a man in a leather jacket appears, whom you want to lick completely…
Derek: 👀
Derek: I hope your readers like biting.
Stiles, scoffing: Obviously they do.