Weird Lil' Completionist

My life's calling has been simplified into collecting silly little digital rewards

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*holds you like this to comfort you*

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Just had to tackle a grown ass man how is everyone doing

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I did not just spend 3 straight hours playing a damn lego game without moving a muscle from the waist down, all snuggled in bed.

I never thought I would be undone by Lego

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I HAVEN'T PLAYED LEGO GAMES SINCE THE OLDER HARRY POTTER AND STAR WARS ONES

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME LEGO WENT THROUGH A DAMN INNOVATION STAGE WITH THEIR GAMES THIS SHIT ROCKS

IM AIR COMBOING LITTLE LEGO MEN LIKE DANTE IN THIS BITCH

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Only real ones will know that there is a huge difference in talking shit and shit talking

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i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

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I have hired this anime girl to stare at you

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I hate having an idea, a good idea, an absolute masterclass in idea making, an idea that I cooked so hard that I burnt down Hell's Kitchen, and then immediately forgetting it within the same moment.

And then remembering it!

But then feeling like the idea is suddenly horrible so all of my residual excitement gets sapped by a dopamine-hating thought vampire.

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Y'all ever just leave somewhere for a while. Like a social media site or an IRL location like a city, and while you're gone shit goes down and you go through character development and now that you're done with that arc you come back and notice the old things that used to hurt you and you just stare at them like:

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I live biznitches. I finally ate the rest of my candy-coated coffin and rose from the dead with nothing more than a spoon, hunger and spite.

Call me Detective Casey because it seems I have been written into existence. Yes, your paranoia is correct. I know the manuscript which I was placed within once again.

Anyways, back to uh...Things, I guess.

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i love u unconventional ways of showing affection

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i love u knocking ur head against someones shoulder. i love u gently biting someone. i love u saying "hey what if i licked you rn" and then doing it. i love u hand gestures. i love u non verbal forms of affection. i love u sitting in a room together quietly. i love u walking together. i love u different ways of showing someone u care abt them

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bringing this post back. knocking ur head against someones shoulder is actually the most important thing in the world

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Ohhh wow look at this fun little screenshot I took, surely the context of this image is completely fine and not at all worrying

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Do I really have to put something here?

Weird little person trying out weird social media. I dunno, I'm kinda just writing this to put my foot in the door. Let's see what I do with this-

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ngngngnngngngngnngngngNNGNGNGNNGNGG AAAAAA I LOVE ACHIEVEMENTS, I love collecting achievements in my favorite games!! I want to 100% complete all the games I love!! They're my little trophies!!! But also lord why are all my favorite games infested with grindy, unfun achievements? BTD6? pop 500 golden bloons, win 100 matches of monkey teams, pop 5,000,000 fortified bloons. Why Ninja Kiwi? TF2? Win 142 matches of Powerhouse? Who the fuck has the time for that! It's not even a good map! Plus it's the one game mode that can technically last forever! Tetragun? Complete a run without having the groovy rock be hit once. That's already hard enough to do, but what's worse is that that grooveless stupid ass rock has only a small chance of even showing up in the first place! The only (extra) grindy achievement I've had enough patience to get were the Terraria ones (200 fishing quests, remove corruption from a world), but that's only because I love that game to death and I'm getting married to it.

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